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My mate still fancies you. Part 2. Sunday edition

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

PM a person a message for someone else they post it on thread. Anon like.

Shout out to Oreo the sexy sleeping one. And the forefather Fiddlesticks.....

And all the sexy people.

As you were....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah I'm still in

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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Still in to play messenger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m still in a food coma so may as well stay in and get lusted after uncontrollably by Posh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m still in a food coma so may as well stay in and get lusted after uncontrollably by Posh "

I'm uncontrollable. Obvs. Innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In ish....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

Come on spill

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

Come on spill

I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

Come on spill

I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad"

Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....

Wait, did I just open my mouth again....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

Come on spill

I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad"

Then could you ask them to make themselves known

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

Come on spill

I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad

Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....

Wait, did I just open my mouth again....

That mouth does get you in all kinds of trouble young man

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

Come on spill

I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad

Then could you ask them to make themselves known

I am sure she will see your request....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

Come on spill

I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad

Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....

Wait, did I just open my mouth again....

That mouth does get you in all kinds of trouble young man"

I heard that in Harry Enfield and Kathy Burk style.... "Ooooooh YOUNG MANNNNN....!!!"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

Come on spill

I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad

Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....

Wait, did I just open my mouth again....

That mouth does get you in all kinds of trouble young man

I heard that in Harry Enfield and Kathy Burk style.... "Ooooooh YOUNG MANNNNN....!!!"

Excellent. I was loud enough then

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Get a room why don't ya.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

Come on spill

I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad

Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....

Wait, did I just open my mouth again....

That mouth does get you in all kinds of trouble young man

I heard that in Harry Enfield and Kathy Burk style.... "Ooooooh YOUNG MANNNNN....!!!"

Excellent. I was loud enough then

Shout it as you come next time....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"LVM my mate says you're sexy.

I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it

She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her

Come on spill

I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad

Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....

Wait, did I just open my mouth again....

That mouth does get you in all kinds of trouble young man

I heard that in Harry Enfield and Kathy Burk style.... "Ooooooh YOUNG MANNNNN....!!!"

Excellent. I was loud enough then

Shout it as you come next time....

Make me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Get a room why don't ya."

I'm in yours.....

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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Nippy my dear

one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it

That's not an offer I would refuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nippy my dear

one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it

That's not an offer I would refuse

Where does she live....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can whoever wants to sit on my lap just message me

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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"Nippy my dear

one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it

That's not an offer I would refuse

Where does she live....?

In a house I should imagine, would you like me to ask her for directions?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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Mr monkey

My sexy lady friend says she would message you but she thinks you would rather she didn't

Do you give her mixed signals?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas"

Get out of my knickers

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas"

You're back. Finally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas

Get out of my knickers

I like it here tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas

You're back. Finally

Did you wait up

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas

You're back. Finally

Did you wait up "

Always

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ms Bossy, my sexy mate says..... I would love a closer inspection of what's inside her knickers

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas

Get out of my knickers

I like it here tho"

Are they not cutting into you yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas

Get out of my knickers

I like it here tho

Are they not cutting into you yet?

I can only fit one leg in tbf but its effort that counts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I ripped them

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Sliding deep into this thread. In other words, in

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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Not so posh

My handsome friend says he is awaiting you smothering him with your lovely boobs!

I think there may be a queue to join once people see his request!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sex pot friend and blowjob champion says

Would you tell Magneto that your mate really wants to get her hands and mouth on his body.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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"Think I ripped them

Oh well done, that leaves me with only 2 pairs left!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ABSOLUTELY drop dead gorgeous mate, who I've just fabbed till I'm sore, says:

"Can you please use your xxxxx mouth to tell Lorenzo I have a super king size bed all for myself and I wouldn't mind sharing it with him from time to time."

Can the two of you please take pics of your royal bed antics and send them to me for approval and stamping...?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not so posh

My handsome friend says he is awaiting you smothering him with your lovely boobs!

I think there may be a queue to join once people see his request! "

I have 2 questions....

1) have we made plans for this

2) has he signed the paperwork explaining that in the case of death by boobs I am not liable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nippy my dear

one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it

That's not an offer I would refuse

Where does she live....?

In a house I should imagine, would you like me to ask her for directions?

Yes

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Ms bossy,

My good friend would like you to know that where you two are going, knickers won't be needed! Just a bed, rope, a blindfold and a random assortment of toys!

Sounds like a fun evening in-store.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My well spoken and beautiful friend says:

"Would you tell Loveyoursmile that he's all sexy and shiz and I promise to be nicer to him in future."

She doesn't know the meaning of nice, but be sure to ask her for naughty, she's grrrrrreat at that....

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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"Not so posh

My handsome friend says he is awaiting you smothering him with your lovely boobs!

I think there may be a queue to join once people see his request!

I have 2 questions....

1) have we made plans for this

2) has he signed the paperwork explaining that in the case of death by boobs I am not liable"

I don't know about the former but I'd say the latter is a would be a happy death! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I ripped them

Oh well done, that leaves me with only 2 pairs left!!

I'll replace what I broke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My well spoken and beautiful friend says:

"Would you tell Loveyoursmile that he's all sexy and shiz and I promise to be nicer to him in future."

She doesn't know the meaning of nice, but be sure to ask her for naughty, she's grrrrrreat at that....

I have a feeling that she’ll be nice enough and then be a hell of a lot more naughty once we’re together

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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"Nippy my dear

one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it

That's not an offer I would refuse

Where does she live....?

In a house I should imagine, would you like me to ask her for directions?

Yes"

From where you are in the faraway lands you would need to take the second star to the left and straight on til morning, as it's not Neverland she lives in, it's Fantasy land

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still in if anyone want to use me as a messenger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My rather dashing green fingered friend says:

"Can you tell ms bossy that I love her heart shaped bush and that it is so sexy."

Gotta agree with him tbf....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nippy my dear

one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it

That's not an offer I would refuse

Where does she live....?

In a house I should imagine, would you like me to ask her for directions?

Yes

From where you are in the faraway lands you would need to take the second star to the left and straight on til morning, as it's not Neverland she lives in, it's Fantasy land

Are you saying she's a nutter? Please no more of them today....

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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"My rather dashing green fingered friend says:

"Can you tell ms bossy that I love her heart shaped bush and that it is so sexy."

Gotta agree with him tbf....

Tell your friend thanks... Is he shrek tho? I'm a bit worried about the colour of his fingers

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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"Ms bossy,

My good friend would like you to know that where you two are going, knickers won't be needed! Just a bed, rope, a blindfold and a random assortment of toys!

Sounds like a fun evening in-store. "

I never said I would be the one wearing knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My rather dashing green fingered friend says:

"Can you tell ms bossy that I love her heart shaped bush and that it is so sexy."

Gotta agree with him tbf....

Tell your friend thanks... Is he shrek tho? I'm a bit worried about the colour of his fingers

He's very pretty!

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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"My rather dashing green fingered friend says:

"Can you tell ms bossy that I love her heart shaped bush and that it is so sexy."

Gotta agree with him tbf....

Tell your friend thanks... Is he shrek tho? I'm a bit worried about the colour of his fingers

He's very pretty!"

Pretty & dashing with green fingers? Hmmm going to look at everyone's hands now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in happy to give or receive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ABSOLUTELY drop dead gorgeous mate, who I've just fabbed till I'm sore, says:

"Can you please use your xxxxx mouth to tell Lorenzo I have a super king size bed all for myself and I wouldn't mind sharing it with him from time to time."

Can the two of you please take pics of your royal bed antics and send them to me for approval and stamping...?

We'll do our best but it may be a little wait

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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Nippy

My sexy friend says she's isn't a nutter but you do drive her nuts

There's a theme going on there lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Magneto I need to let you know that my mate says your pictures are a delight and she has many naughty ideas for you.

She ticks a few boxes from your list of requirements I would love to see a happy ending here. Don't you dare to disappoint me!

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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I quote this one

to the lovely Magneto, my sexy mate says would you be so kind as to come examine her boobs, she's not sure they're quite at their best today

What are you waiting for Mr?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Has it calmed down yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has it calmed down yet."

I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My perverted, hungry friend says:

"Can you tell thatoddone that I want to spread cream all over that wonderful backside then take my time to clean every drop up with my tongue."

I guess maybe a useful skill if you were at a festival and ran out of wipes.....?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I quote this one

to the lovely Magneto, my sexy mate says would you be so kind as to come examine her boobs, she's not sure they're quite at their best today

What are you waiting for Mr?

Ooh I better get my FBI badge out, (female boob inspector) to prove my credentials before the inspection.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Has it calmed down yet.

I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no"

I'll be in the naafi then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My beautiful friend (if I was that way inclined, I would

) says:

"Can you tell thatoddone that she looks incredibly sexy and I like her style."

He's quite stylish himself tbf!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has it calmed down yet.

I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no

I'll be in the naafi then

Naafi chicks are easy I like it, I'll follow the proven route

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Magneto I need to let you know that my mate says your pictures are a delight and she has many naughty ideas for you.

She ticks a few boxes from your list of requirements I would love to see a happy ending here. Don't you dare to disappoint me!

Intriguing...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am out for a while- real life beckons and horses and bloody goats! Not in a weird kinda way tho!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nippy

My sexy friend says she's isn't a nutter but you do drive her nuts

There's a theme going on there lol"

Can you ask her to message anonymously but attach a vag pic so I know who it is.....?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am out for a while- real life beckons and horses and bloody goats! Not in a weird kinda way tho!!

Hmmmm.... sounds like there are several ways to take this one. Don’t be gone too long, real life isn’t as fun haha

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face

Hahaha coffee came out of your face

that's me tickled

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

I'm back in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face

Coffee came out your face?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face

So, like a tribute....?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face

Coffee came out your face?

Nose and mouth. And I'm totally ruining any kind of sexy I might possibly have been able to pretend to have right now....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face

So, like a tribute....?"

Just like a tribute nippy. Sadly you weren't here to receive it.

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By *scouple07Couple over a year ago

louth, Ireland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face

So, like a tribute....?

Just like a tribute nippy. Sadly you weren't here to receive it. "

So is THAT what the splashes were...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One here for sparklepops

Would you tell Sparkles007 that your mate says that she is gorgeous in mind and body and I'd like to see how we look together

This lady is a raging harlot so get in now before shes on someone else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face

Coffee came out your face?

Nose and mouth. And I'm totally ruining any kind of sexy I might possibly have been able to pretend to have right now....

Haha! Nah, your still sexy

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face

So, like a tribute....?

Just like a tribute nippy. Sadly you weren't here to receive it.

So is THAT what the splashes were...?"

Nope

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says:

"Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed."

Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?

I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face

Coffee came out your face?

Nose and mouth. And I'm totally ruining any kind of sexy I might possibly have been able to pretend to have right now....

Haha! Nah, your still sexy

Awwww.... Sweet talker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has it calmed down yet.

I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no"

Stand to!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Has it calmed down yet.

I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no

Stand to!

On it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has it calmed down yet.

I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no

Stand to!

I'm out now in the naafi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One here for sparklepops

Would you tell Sparkles007 that your mate says that she is gorgeous in mind and body and I'd like to see how we look together

This lady is a raging harlot so get in now before shes on someone else

Sparklepops???

Oofftt! Now how can I say no to that, reveal your gorgeous self

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Testarossa,

My friend said you are welcome to paint their heads red anytime.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Magneto,

My very sexy friend say that you don't need a badge, as they are very trusting and would let him at them without seeing his credentials.

You lucky man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One here for sparklepops

Would you tell Sparkles007 that your mate says that she is gorgeous in mind and body and I'd like to see how we look together

This lady is a raging harlot so get in now before shes on someone else

Sparklepops???

Oofftt! Now how can I say no to that, reveal your gorgeous self

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nippy,

A very sexy friend of mine would like you to know that she needs your help urgently, as she's tangled in her thong and needs your teeth to release it from her buttcrack....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dark ph0enix, my sexy mate says he's got twaffle you can much on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dark ph0enix, my sexy mate says he's got twaffle you can much on

Is it blue?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Dark ph0enix, my sexy mate says he's got twaffle you can much on

Gee how could I refuse such an offer

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dark ph0enix, my sexy mate says he's got twaffle you can much on

Is it blue?"

Just. No. Don't even. No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I chuckle with how funny I am sometimes

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in

...

(I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble")

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I chuckle with how funny I am sometimes "

Oh good at least someone appreciates your humor then

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in

...

(I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble") "

Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in

...

(I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble") "

'The'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I chuckle with how funny I am sometimes

Oh good at least someone appreciates your humor then

Who took the cream out your twaffle

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in

...

(I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble")

Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him?"

Yeh me. I wanna fuck the shit out of your bubble

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him"

Mine too

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in

...

(I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble")

Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him?

Yeh me. I wanna fuck the shit out of your bubble

Eew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in

...

(I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble")

Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him?

Yeh me. I wanna fuck the shit out of your bubble

Eew

Nah I'd pop it and run off

*pop*

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in

...

(I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble")

Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him?

Yeh me. I wanna fuck the shit out of your bubble

Eew

Nah I'd pop it and run off

*pop*"

No shit please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him"

Oh I miss him too, where is he?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in

...

(I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble")

Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him?

Yeh me. I wanna fuck the shit out of your bubble

Eew

Nah I'd pop it and run off

*pop*

No shit please"

It's a phrase I like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him

Oh I miss him too, where is he?

Fiddling his stick. He will be back when hes ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him

Oh I miss him too, where is he?

Fiddling his stick. He will be back when hes ready "

Oh fair enough.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him

Oh I miss him too, where is he?

Fiddling his stick. He will be back when hes ready "

At least we still have you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him

Oh I miss him too, where is he?

Fiddling his stick. He will be back when hes ready

At least we still have you

And we are very glad we do.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him

Oh I miss him too, where is he?

Fiddling his stick. He will be back when hes ready

At least we still have you

And we are very glad we do. "

Be lost without, the olace just wouldn't be the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was about to go and do some fiddling in my bubble but I'll stay till he comes back

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

" Magneto,

My very sexy friend say that you don't need a badge, as they are very trusting and would let him at them without seeing his credentials.

You lucky man

Whip em out then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

" Magneto,

My very sexy friend say that you don't need a badge, as they are very trusting and would let him at them without seeing his credentials.

You lucky man

Whip em out then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My perverted, hungry friend says:

"Can you tell thatoddone that I want to spread cream all over that wonderful backside then take my time to clean every drop up with my tongue."

I guess maybe a useful skill if you were at a festival and ran out of wipes.....?

I will make some strawberries ready to go with it? When should I expect your hungry friend?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sparkle1974 my darling, there's this sexy mate of mine who says would you pour the lemonade whilst he cuts the lawn. Needs doing and he needs incentive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My perverted, hungry friend says:

"Can you tell thatoddone that I want to spread cream all over that wonderful backside then take my time to clean every drop up with my tongue."

I guess maybe a useful skill if you were at a festival and ran out of wipes.....?

I will make some strawberries ready to go with it? When should I expect your hungry friend?"

When do you want me? I’ve got the cream ready if you’ve got the strawberries

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

" Magneto,

My very sexy friend say that you don't need a badge, as they are very trusting and would let him at them without seeing his credentials.

You lucky man

Whip em out then

Fortunately due to ppe shortages, I haven't got any inspection gloves, I'll have to use my bare hands....and tongue.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

" Magneto,

My very sexy friend say that you don't need a badge, as they are very trusting and would let him at them without seeing his credentials.

You lucky man

Whip em out then

Fortunately due to ppe shortages, I haven't got any inspection gloves, I'll have to use my bare hands....and tongue. "

It's good to use as many parts as possible. Maybe conduct the inspection in the shower so it's cleaner?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nippy,

A very sexy friend of mine would like you to know that she needs your help urgently, as she's tangled in her thong and needs your teeth to release it from her buttcrack....

A friend in need.....

Show me your butt crack plz mysterious woman....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My perverted, hungry friend says:

"Can you tell thatoddone that I want to spread cream all over that wonderful backside then take my time to clean every drop up with my tongue."

I guess maybe a useful skill if you were at a festival and ran out of wipes.....?

I will make some strawberries ready to go with it? When should I expect your hungry friend?"

Thought he'd already cum....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My perverted, hungry friend says:

"Can you tell thatoddone that I want to spread cream all over that wonderful backside then take my time to clean every drop up with my tongue."

I guess maybe a useful skill if you were at a festival and ran out of wipes.....?

I will make some strawberries ready to go with it? When should I expect your hungry friend?

When do you want me? I’ve got the cream ready if you’ve got the strawberries "

I've got so much more than just the strawberries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My beautiful friend (if I was that way inclined, I would

) says:

"Can you tell thatoddone that she looks incredibly sexy and I like her style."

He's quite stylish himself tbf!

Thank you

I never knew I had a specific style :D but many people on fab seem to think I'm goth.

I would like to know how stylish he is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My perverted, hungry friend says:

"Can you tell thatoddone that I want to spread cream all over that wonderful backside then take my time to clean every drop up with my tongue."

I guess maybe a useful skill if you were at a festival and ran out of wipes.....?

I will make some strawberries ready to go with it? When should I expect your hungry friend?

When do you want me? I’ve got the cream ready if you’ve got the strawberries

I've got so much more than just the strawberries

You had me at ‘I’ve’. Anything else is a bonus

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Yes please. Now that would be nice

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Sparkle1974 my darling, there's this sexy mate of mine who says would you pour the lemonade whilst he cuts the lawn. Needs doing and he needs incentive"

Oh my incentives are good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Afternoon campers, can i rejoin you all

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive!"

Are you saying you don’t want an abrupt fisting whilst I’m wearing not-ASICS and I have merch?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive!"

Pervert!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive!

Are you saying you don’t want an abrupt fisting whilst I’m wearing not-ASICS and I have merch? "

Are not Asics Basics ?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sparkle1974, my sexy beast of a mate says, and I quote because I'm not really with it and pronouns could be an issue....

.....

"I can’t wait for the 3 more rainy days so I can get my turn to have you on top of me, outside in the middle of a storm."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive!

Pervert!

Sorry vicar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive!

Are you saying you don’t want an abrupt fisting whilst I’m wearing not-ASICS and I have merch?

Are not Asics Basics ?"

Nah I’m a class above. I’ve got snow too... maybe. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to have any more.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

In for 5 mins

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for 5 mins "

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'm back

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm back "

Missed you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scrolls through, nope nuthin

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?"

I’m still waiting to be tied down

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Testarossa,

My friend said you are welcome to paint their heads red anytime. "

What does that even mean?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each

just need someone to suck the shaft now

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

We will get distracted....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very late to the game but here I am

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each

just need someone to suck the shaft now

Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each

just need someone to suck the shaft now

Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun "

Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each

just need someone to suck the shaft now

Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun

Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show

He'll hate that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each

just need someone to suck the shaft now

Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun

Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show

He'll hate that

Exactly!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each

just need someone to suck the shaft now

Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun

Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show

He'll hate that

Exactly!

I’ll just have a wank

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each

just need someone to suck the shaft now

Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun

Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show

He'll hate that

Exactly!

I’ll just have a wank

You're assuming you'll have a hand free?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each

just need someone to suck the shaft now

Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun

Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show

He'll hate that

Exactly!

I’ll just have a wank

You're assuming you'll have a hand free?

You’ve obviously never seen a horse have a wank then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for 5 mins

Only 5? What if we tie you down?

I’m still waiting to be tied down

On my way...

I'll help

Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each

just need someone to suck the shaft now

Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun

Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show

He'll hate that

Exactly!

I’ll just have a wank

You're assuming you'll have a hand free?

You’ve obviously never seen a horse have a wank then

Sliding back into your friends pics to have a check....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*kicks table* give me some attention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*kicks table* give me some attention

Aww! You feeling unloved?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I play?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"*kicks table* give me some attention

You feeling needy too?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"*kicks table* give me some attention

Want want want you are... I want my ripped knickers back!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Can I play?"

Sure dive right in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me 2 me 2 me 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Message for Nippy

My stunning friend asked me to tell you

that she very much would like to spoon with you. And that your profile picture is just soooo inviting

I think you will have to be a big spoon though as she has some lovely big boobs which would be in the way if it was other way around

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

Message for oreo from my mate

All the ladies want him, they just hide it well

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Message from a sexy mate to Testarossa.....

I think she's stunning and I adore her curves,I'd very much like to be in her bubble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message for oreo from my mate

All the ladies want him, they just hide it well

Pfft I love when you lie to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*kicks table* give me some attention

Want want want you are... I want my ripped knickers back!

I've made them into a nice crotchless pair for you

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"*kicks table* give me some attention

Want want want you are... I want my ripped knickers back!

I've made them into a nice crotchless pair for you "

Well that's alright then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*kicks table* give me some attention

Oh sweetie. Maybe we need new photo fodder to frenzy us?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Message for the sexy Oreo:

My delicious mate says:

I'm not a fan of the biscuit, but I'll make an exception in his case for the meaty treat I've been imagining

Go get her tiger (although what weirdo doesn't like the biscuit?)

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I’m in

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I’m out

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I’m shaking it all about

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