phone sex

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

just realised at 36 i still havent had phone sex,infact dont even know how your suposed to do it.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shove a mobile phone up your arse ????

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

put it in a jonny put up your bum and ring it. Not good with a big galaxy phone though

By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Get one of those big old rotary dial phones and lots of lube

By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

There will be an app somewhere I'm sure

By *admanmoonxMan over a year ago

Stanford Le Hope

"shove a mobile phone up your arse ????

Make sure you put it on vibrate first though

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

aaahhhhh rite thought that was wot you do lol

By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Don't try sitting on a phonebox first time!

You have to work up to that

By *istress_L-CaptainCouple over a year ago

Southport

"There will be an app somewhere I'm sure

There is an app (well more than one) to turn your phone its a vibrator, seems wrong to me but there must be peoplr out there wanting it!