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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh....

Its a beautiful evening so why not stop by for a virtual drink or two in the garden and have a socially distance chat with your fellow forumites...

The lovely Lois has kindly offered to help behind the bar tonight but Lorna should be about later...

Its happy hour until 8pm...One free shot with every drink ordered...

What can i get for you to drink tonight?...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A coffee with breastmilk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A coffee with breastmilk"

Please *

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Hotdog water please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A coffee with breastmilk

Please *"

Not sure Ash can express that one for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint with a milf or cougar

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

double gin and tonic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hotdog water please "

Brine me sunshine in your smile

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By *rink Me xxWoman  over a year ago

Shropshire

Can I have a G+T please? A big one!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A coffee with breastmilk

Please *"

Good evening FAB.......I can make you a normal coffee but sorry were completely out of breast milk at the moment....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For the occasion I have donned my finest Bet Lynch outfit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A coffee with breastmilk

Please *

Good evening FAB.......I can make you a normal coffee but sorry were completely out of breast milk at the moment.... "

Damn it ! Ok I'll have it without them but do you have virgin juice ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guiness please and I want proof of that outfit Lois

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Espresso martini please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guiness please and I want proof of that outfit Lois "

Guinness on the way complete with a shamrock in the head.

Picture WhatsApp'd

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I'll have a white russian please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Pint with a milf or cougar "

One pint coming right up but without any milfs!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Ash & Lorna! Are you at the seaside?

I’ll have my usual please tonight - is that Bet Lynch I see!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pint with a milf or cougar "

Good evening. Any particular choice on the milf or cougar front?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"double gin and tonic"

Good evening Jasmine....One double gin and tonic coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have a G+T please? A big one! "

Good evening drink me...One very big Gin and tonic coming right up.....

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By *olarbear73Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Ah Barkeep one of your finest IPA’s please

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By *rink Me xxWoman  over a year ago

Shropshire


"Can I have a G+T please? A big one!

Good evening drink me...One very big Gin and tonic coming right up..... "

Keep the change

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guiness please and I want proof of that outfit Lois

Guinness on the way complete with a shamrock in the head.

Picture WhatsApp'd"

Bet Lynch indeed

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"For the occasion I have donned my finest Bet Lynch outfit "

looking good tonight Bet....sorry i mean Lois!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Ash & Lorna! Are you at the seaside?

I’ll have my usual please tonight - is that Bet Lynch I see! "

Yes it is Bet "Lois" Lynch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh I'd love a dark and stormy please...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint of peroni for me please, and a bag of nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint of oblivion and a shot of ecstasy please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guiness please and I want proof of that outfit Lois

Guinness on the way complete with a shamrock in the head.

Picture WhatsApp'd

Bet Lynch indeed "

Thanks I think

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Espresso martini please "

Good evening indigo...one Espresso Martini coming right up.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have a honey badger cocktail please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ash where do you keep your nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening you 2 .

May I have a pint of ice water please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd love a dark and stormy please...

"

One dark and stormy for you blue eyes

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'll have a white russian please. "

One white russian coming right up Magneto....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd love a dark and stormy please...

One dark and stormy for you blue eyes "

Thank you Lois! Great customer service. I'd leave you a tip

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pint of peroni for me please, and a bag of nuts. "

Peroni for you here. Still waiting on Ash to tell me where the he keeps his nuts

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash & Lorna! Are you at the seaside?

I’ll have my usual please tonight - is that Bet Lynch I see! "

Good evening DC...we should be heading to our coastal retreat for a bit of summer sunshine during the week....

One Hendricks Gin and tonic coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd love a dark and stormy please...

One dark and stormy for you blue eyes

Thank you Lois! Great customer service. I'd leave you a tip "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening you 2 .

May I have a pint of ice water please "

Are you still a little delicate?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have a honey badger cocktail please "

One cocktail coming up Sassy

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By *ove2lickJemWoman  over a year ago

LIVERPOOL


"I'll have a white russian please.

One white russian coming right up Magneto...."

Make it two please darling, I'll have the same xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah Barkeep one of your finest IPA’s please "

PB let me get that drink for you. You have to roar over the crowd at the bar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening you 2 .

May I have a pint of ice water please

Are you still a little delicate?

"

Yep

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ash where do you keep your nuts? "

They should be at the end of the bar Lois next to the crisps....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ah Barkeep one of your finest IPA’s please "

Good evening PB....A pint of my finest IPA coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have a G+T please? A big one!

Good evening drink me...One very big Gin and tonic coming right up..... Keep the change "

Thank you....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have a honey badger cocktail please

One cocktail coming up Sassy "

Cheers hun...

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By *olarbear73Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ah Barkeep one of your finest IPA’s please

PB let me get that drink for you. You have to roar over the crowd at the bar "

It’s as if this is the first night in the boozer in months huh!?!? And thank you, have something yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pint of peroni for me please, and a bag of nuts.

Peroni for you here. Still waiting on Ash to tell me where the he keeps his nuts "

Found the nuts finally

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah Barkeep one of your finest IPA’s please

PB let me get that drink for you. You have to roar over the crowd at the bar

It’s as if this is the first night in the boozer in months huh!?!? And thank you, have something yourself "

You can tell as Ash and I keep serving the same people

I will have a diet cola thanks

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

Large glass of chardonnay please! Surprise me with the shot

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'll have a white russian please.

One white russian coming right up Magneto....

Make it two please darling, I'll have the same xx"

Another white Russian coming right up Jem....x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Large glass of chardonnay please! Surprise me with the shot "

One large chardonnay and an Alabama Slammer coming up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anybody waiting?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody waiting? "

Yep another Guiness and make sure it’s cold this time darlin..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pint of Guinness please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody waiting? "

Have one yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody waiting?

Yep another Guiness and make sure it’s cold this time darlin.."

The cheek

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody waiting?

Have one yourself "

Why thank you. Have you had a busy day in the salon?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am glad we don't have a sports bar here Ash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

* waits patiently for his pint *

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"Large glass of chardonnay please! Surprise me with the shot

One large chardonnay and an Alabama Slammer coming up."

Thank you Lois!

You're a star! Is the jukebox playing?...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody waiting?

Yep another Guiness and make sure it’s cold this time darlin..

The cheek "

I have 4

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By *ED00Woman  over a year ago

South Devon... Torbaydos

Very dry white wine please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I am glad we don't have a sports bar here Ash "

It would be chaos Lois!...

we should have our jukebox back next Saturday so we can start playing music again...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"* waits patiently for his pint *"

One pint of Guinness coming right up Wonko.....

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By *ustfun1000Man  over a year ago

hanwell


"I'll have a honey badger cocktail please

One cocktail coming up Sassy

Cheers hun... "

sassy I like the sound of that !!!! But I’ll settle for a large G&T please Lois xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks ash.

You need to motivate you female bar staff that wait was ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all. I’ll have a sark rum and please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody waiting?

Have one yourself

Why thank you. Have you had a busy day in the salon?"

Another great day thanks hun..Loving been back

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Large glass of chardonnay please! Surprise me with the shot

One large chardonnay and an Alabama Slammer coming up.

Thank you Lois!

You're a star! Is the jukebox playing?..."

Hopefully it will be back on next Saturday Bluebel

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Hi. Can i please have a vodka and ginger beer with crushed ice?.x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening Ash dear chap. As I'm in work ridiculously early tomorrow please may I have a pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake with a generous blob of vanilla ice cream

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Very dry white wine please "

One very dry white wine coming right up Red....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Large Hennessy xo and ice pls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks ash.

You need to motivate you female bar staff that wait was ridiculous "

I think you need to have a little patience and remember this is isn't real.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh i see, I go for a nap and get replaced.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening all. I’ll have a sark rum and please. "

good evening 26 may....One sark rum coming right up mate.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hi. Can i please have a vodka and ginger beer with crushed ice?.x"

Good evening bluebell.....One vodka and ginger beer with crushed ice coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash dear chap. As I'm in work ridiculously early tomorrow please may I have a pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake with a generous blob of vanilla ice cream "

Good evening Taff......One pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake with a generous blob of ice cream coming right up mate....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Large Hennessy xo and ice pls "

One very large Hennessy with ice coming right up.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Large Hennessy xo and ice pls

One very large Hennessy with ice coming right up..... "

Cheers mate long time ! Have one yourself ,Cigar ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi Ash

Please can I have an espresso martini and a shot of anything yummy

Thank you

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Ash dear chap. As I'm in work ridiculously early tomorrow please may I have a pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake with a generous blob of vanilla ice cream

Good evening Taff......One pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake with a generous blob of ice cream coming right up mate...."

diolch , thank you , that will hit the spot

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oh i see, I go for a nap and get replaced. "

I hope you enjoyed your nap.....

would you like a very large Pink gin and tonic?....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh i see, I go for a nap and get replaced.

I hope you enjoyed your nap.....

would you like a very large Pink gin and tonic?.... "

Yes please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Large Hennessy xo and ice pls

One very large Hennessy with ice coming right up.....

Cheers mate long time ! Have one yourself ,Cigar ? "

Its nice to see you at the bar again...will have a brandy and cola thank you...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks ash.

You need to motivate you female bar staff that wait was ridiculous

I think you need to have a little patience and remember this is isn't real. "

Well that's me told.

Last pint I get in this bar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Large Hennessy xo and ice pls

One very large Hennessy with ice coming right up.....

Cheers mate long time ! Have one yourself ,Cigar ?

Its nice to see you at the bar again...will have a brandy and cola thank you... "

Enjoy mate enjoy !

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash

Please can I have an espresso martini and a shot of anything yummy

Thank you

Her x"

Good evening Nice...One Espresso Martini coming right up and a shot of Tequila on the house....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oh i see, I go for a nap and get replaced.

I hope you enjoyed your nap.....

would you like a very large Pink gin and tonic?....

Yes please "

One pink Gin and tonic coming right up xx

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be in the corner Ash, just a bottle of JD please and a glass.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'll be in the corner Ash, just a bottle of JD please and a glass."

Good evening PP...One bottle of JD and a glass coming right up mate....

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll be in the corner Ash, just a bottle of JD please and a glass.

Good evening PP...One bottle of JD and a glass coming right up mate...."

Ta

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By *ED00Woman  over a year ago

South Devon... Torbaydos


"Very dry white wine please

One very dry white wine coming right up Red.... "

Thank you. Are we adhering to social distancing?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Very dry white wine please

One very dry white wine coming right up Red.... Thank you. Are we adhering to social distancing? "

Yes...we are still sticking to the 2 meters rule.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all. I’ll have a sark rum and please.

good evening 26 may....One sark rum coming right up mate..... "

Haha yes good old predictive text for you. I promise that’s my first!

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By *ED00Woman  over a year ago

South Devon... Torbaydos


"Very dry white wine please

One very dry white wine coming right up Red.... Thank you. Are we adhering to social distancing?

Yes...we are still sticking to the 2 meters rule..... "

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanna send a drink to a hot lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Milf on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Milf on the rocks "
hahah excellent choice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Milf on the rocks hahah excellent choice "

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By *ED00Woman  over a year ago

South Devon... Torbaydos


"Milf on the rocks "

With a side order of naughtiness

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Milf on the rocks

With a side order of naughtiness "

Can I have one of those too please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*sits looking at his empty pint glass *

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening all. I’ll have a sark rum and please.

good evening 26 may....One sark rum coming right up mate.....

Haha yes good old predictive text for you. I promise that’s my first! "

I will give you another dark rum on the house...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all. I’ll have a sark rum and please.

good evening 26 may....One sark rum coming right up mate.....

Haha yes good old predictive text for you. I promise that’s my first!

I will give you another dark rum on the house... "

You’re too kind! Some beautiful people in here tonight.

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By *ED00Woman  over a year ago

South Devon... Torbaydos


"Milf on the rocks

With a side order of naughtiness

Can I have one of those too please."

Of course

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm off to bed.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'm off to bed."

Good night PP...Sleep well.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all, Southern Comfort on the rocks please and I'd like to shout a round for the hard working bar staff if I may

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening all, Southern Comfort on the rocks please and I'd like to shout a round for the hard working bar staff if I may "

Good evening rebel..sorry for the delay...had to abandon the bar for my dinner!

One southern comfort on the rocks on the house coming right up...

Thank you for the drink...I'll have another brandy and cola...

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x

Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x

Please may I have a cola with ice and lime? "

Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x

Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?

Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x"

I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works

How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Milf on the rocks hahah excellent choice

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Why you rolling your eyes lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x

Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?

Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x

I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works

How was your day? "

Omg! Short plants

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x

Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?

Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x

I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works

How was your day?

Omg! Short plants "

Cropped

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x

Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?

Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x

I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works

How was your day?

Omg! Short plants

Cropped "

I read that as cropper pants

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x

Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?

Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x

I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works

How was your day?

Omg! Short plants

Cropped

I read that as cropper pants "

I typed strimmer and thought I’d said stripper!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x

Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?

Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x

I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works

How was your day?

Omg! Short plants

Cropped

I read that as cropper pants

I typed strimmer and thought I’d said stripper! "

And I should have noticed that said cropper not cropped- doh!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x

Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?

Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x

I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works

How was your day?

Omg! Short plants

Cropped

I read that as cropper pants

I typed strimmer and thought I’d said stripper!

And I should have noticed that said cropper not cropped- doh!"

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