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Local tarts?

By *lovebustyladies OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Hiya any local tarts fancy a chat? I’m looking for the ones who claim to be dirty but are usually all talk n no action? Love lots of tits out action pm me for sexual naughty chats maybe more pm me

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By *iger4uWoman over a year ago

In my happy place

Fabtarts...

Seriously...

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"Ok"

You dirty girl cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This it what we’re here for isn’t it ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say what?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about pop tarts lol???

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By *sm265Woman over a year ago

Shangri-la

Damn, sadly I'm not local

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fabtarts...

Seriously...

"
.I can do a really good fab fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not local

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok

You dirty girl cheeky

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By *inkerbell67Woman over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

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By *issminxymooWoman over a year ago

Button Moon

"This it what we’re here for isn’t it ladies

Hell yeah... Custard tarts, jam tarts, strawberry tarts....I'm here for ALL the tarts!

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I love a Manchester tart. It's not all that local to me, but I can't think of a more local one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fabtarts...

Seriously...

.I can do a really good fab fart

Oooooh, there was a fella with a fart fetish posted this morning...... you should hook up

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By *zoreanMan over a year ago

Witney

I love local tarts, my favourite one is blackberry tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok"
love this attitude

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Have you got a tarts and vicars party and need to balance the numbers?

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm starting a pool on whether he gets a positive response or not. Who's in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a tarts and vicars party and need to balance the numbers?"

I could easily pass as a vicar

Easily

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Jam or custard?

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

Oh dear. I’m not local at all...

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

This ain't going to go well

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By *sm265Woman over a year ago

Shangri-la

"I love local tarts, my favourite one is blackberry tart

I'd kill for a strawberry tart just now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not local

You tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this about Low Calorie Tarts? I wish people wouldn't use text speak

I take it treacle tart is out... bugger, it's my favourite too

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Have you got a tarts and vicars party and need to balance the numbers?

I could easily pass as a vicar

Easily"

Don’t they wear a different type of collar?

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

I’m checking those not local to him in case there are a few tarts in my area too lol

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By *sm265Woman over a year ago

Shangri-la

"This ain't going to go well "

But he phrased it so eloquently, how can the ladies possibly resist?

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan over a year ago

Close By

If its not bakewell its not filthy enough!

I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly....

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By *ecydogMan over a year ago

wales

Classy guy after a tart what next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Syrup tarts were my favourite with custard

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By *xXgemmaXxXCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

A girl I used to work with was from down south and she used to talk about “Gypsy tarts” apparently they were amazing!! I had never heard of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me. Why cant I be local

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Ooooh I'd love a bakewell tart!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough!

I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly...."
ever had a Manchester tart?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm local. Just not to the OP. Local ish to Cheeky though....

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By *sm265Woman over a year ago

Shangri-la

"A girl I used to work with was from down south and she used to talk about “Gypsy tarts” apparently they were amazing!! I had never heard of them

Ooh, my granny used to make gypsy tarts! Delicious!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a tarts and vicars party and need to balance the numbers?

I could easily pass as a vicar

Easily

Don’t they wear a different type of collar?"

You just havent been going to the right kinda parties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A girl I used to work with was from down south and she used to talk about “Gypsy tarts” apparently they were amazing!! I had never heard of them

Maybe it's when you fart in a caravan lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ok"

Cheeky

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'm only interested in professional tarts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough!

I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?

I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm only interested in professional tarts."

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bakewell tart..every other tart is a poor second

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough!

I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough!

I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?

I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol

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Manchester tarts are good

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough!

I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?

I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol

Manchester tarts are good

As long as they’re the red half of course

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Ooooh I'd love a bakewell tart!"

I'll be baking some Bakewell Tart cupcakes tomorrow. Special request from the ladies in the office I work in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough!

I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?

I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol

Manchester tarts are good

As long as they’re the red half of course

"
of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough!

I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?

I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol

Manchester tarts are good

I love Manchester tarts too xx

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I'm only interested in professional tarts.

Why?"

I have standards

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By *rPeachyMan over a year ago

Bristol

I could put him in touch with some quality local farts

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm only interested in professional tarts.

Why?

I have standards"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough!

I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?

I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol

Manchester tarts are good

I love Manchester tarts too xx

"
They are tasty

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I'm only interested in professional tarts.

Why?

I have standards

Why?"

Good question

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm only interested in professional tarts.

Why?

I have standards

Why?

Good question"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waves

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

Is someone further up thread offering garden work? I mean I genuinely need someone to sort out my garden...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough!

I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?

I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol

Manchester tarts are good

I love Manchester tarts too xx

They are tasty

They are tasty x that's why i always eat out when im in Manchester

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Waves

Enjoy.. lol xx

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

Can I suggest to try a gypsy tart not the best thing for your health but seriously tastes goooood

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS over a year ago

Croydon

"This it what we’re here for isn’t it ladies

Hell yeah... Custard tarts, jam tarts, strawberry tarts....I'm here for ALL the tarts!"

Ooo yes please..

I love a fuite tart.. Mmmm yummy.

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS over a year ago

Croydon

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

I think it's more likely he has run for the hills.

He's made a tart of himself.

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By *zoreanMan over a year ago

Witney

Just had a look and gypsy tart looks delish

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By *zoreanMan over a year ago

Witney

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

Can I have some of that Manchester tart?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

I think it's more likely he has run for the hills.

He's made a tart of himself. "
hes checking out everyones profile who comments to see if hes in luck lol.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Ooooh I'd love a bakewell tart!

I'll be baking some Bakewell Tart cupcakes tomorrow. Special request from the ladies in the office I work in."

Lucky ladies

hope you enjoy making them & they enjoy devouring them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

Can I have some of that Manchester tart?

"
hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some

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By *zoreanMan over a year ago

Witney

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

Can I have some of that Manchester tart?

hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some

I thought that you preferred some cream pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

Can I have some of that Manchester tart?

hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some

I thought that you preferred some cream pie

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I'm fancying a tart now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Syrup tarts were my favourite with custard

Has to be treacle.

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By *zoreanMan over a year ago

Witney

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

Can I have some of that Manchester tart?

hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some

I thought that you preferred some cream pie

I'm fancying a tart now

What about some Portuguese custard tarts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

Can I have some of that Manchester tart?

hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some

I thought that you preferred some cream pie

I'm fancying a tart now

I have Jam tarts, want one?

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

I think it's more likely he has run for the hills.

He's made a tart of himself. hes checking out everyones profile who comments to see if hes in luck lol.

A bit of a jammie dodger then so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

Can I have some of that Manchester tart?

hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some

I thought that you preferred some cream pie

I'm fancying a tart now

I have Jam tarts, want one?"
ooh yes please

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By *sm265Woman over a year ago

Shangri-la

All this talk of tarts is making me hungry

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy

Can I have some of that Manchester tart?

hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some

I thought that you preferred some cream pie

I'm fancying a tart now

I have Jam tarts, want one?"

Is it time of the month for you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone managed to get a tart yet. All this talk is making me hungry and thirsty lol

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By *zoreanMan over a year ago

Witney

"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry"

Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious!

Treacle tart is still my fave tho.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry

Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious!

Treacle tart is still my fave tho. "
you obviously havent had a Manchester tart

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry

Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious!

Treacle tart is still my fave tho. "

I've actually made gypsy tart the ingredients are simple getting it right not so easy the whisking is the key

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry

Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious!

Treacle tart is still my fave tho. you obviously havent had a Manchester tart

Obviously not lol

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By *ugRollersCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I think you might need to rethink your strategy here...

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By *zoreanMan over a year ago

Witney

"I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery

It is, lol scroll up and you'll start getting hungry

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry

Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious!

Treacle tart is still my fave tho.

I've actually made gypsy tart the ingredients are simple getting it right not so easy the whisking is the key"

We used to have gypsy tart for dessert at primary school, sooooo good

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I think you might need to rethink your strategy here..."

Yes he does. All these tarts crying themselves to sleep because they're not local to him.

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By *ugRollersCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

"I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery

It is, lol scroll up and you'll start getting hungry "

Fucking hell why did you tell me to do that.... gonna have to raid the fridge now ... and I have no tarts only seafood sticks!

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By *zoreanMan over a year ago

Witney

"I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery

It is, lol scroll up and you'll start getting hungry

Fucking hell why did you tell me to do that.... gonna have to raid the fridge now ... and I have no tarts only seafood sticks!"

Hey, heat them up in the microwave a bit and eat them like that, it's a nice snack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP has obviously had too much to drink he's probably asleep by now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might make some Portuguese custard tarts.

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By *ickyxxx69Man over a year ago

Bedford

Love a good tart.

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By *cloversCouple over a year ago

Hull

"I love local tarts, my favourite one is blackberry tart

I'd kill for a strawberry tart just now! "

Gooseberry tart - a really sour gooseberry. Does anyone make these anymore???

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Would it have helped if local had been defined and he'd not laced his post with criticism? Not that it's laden with any positive sales points.

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

I was thinking about strawberry tarts. Damn, I want one now.

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"I love local tarts, my favourite one is blackberry tart

I'd kill for a strawberry tart just now!

Gooseberry tart - a really sour gooseberry. Does anyone make these anymore??? "

Yes! My local pick your own farm did gooseberries last year and I picked heaps! Did tarts, pies and crumbles with them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pahahaha!!!

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Hiya any local tarts fancy a chat? I’m looking for the ones who claim to be dirty but are usually all talk n no action? Love lots of tits out action pm me for sexual naughty chats maybe more pm me"

Thank god there's still one charming gentleman on fab.

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

"I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery

It is, lol scroll up and you'll start getting hungry

Fucking hell why did you tell me to do that.... gonna have to raid the fridge now ... and I have no tarts only seafood sticks!

Hey, heat them up in the microwave a bit and eat them like that, it's a nice snack

Just call it seafood on a stick tar tar

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry

Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious!

Treacle tart is still my fave tho.

I've actually made gypsy tart the ingredients are simple getting it right not so easy the whisking is the key

We used to have gypsy tart for dessert at primary school, sooooo good

Unfortunately I went to school when healthy eating came in and ruined school dinners for life

my parents would have bought them in the local bakery good luck finding them in one now

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

"Hiya any local tarts fancy a chat? I’m looking for the ones who claim to be dirty but are usually all talk n no action? Love lots of tits out action pm me for sexual naughty chats maybe more pm me

Thank god there's still one charming gentleman on fab."

Aww well thank you I do try to turn on the charm when I can a kiss for the lovely lady

oh wait.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery

It is, lol scroll up and you'll start getting hungry

Fucking hell why did you tell me to do that.... gonna have to raid the fridge now ... and I have no tarts only seafood sticks!

Hey, heat them up in the microwave a bit and eat them like that, it's a nice snack

I don't have a microwave! I got my midnight snacks for entertainment though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about pop tarts lol???"

I think even some of those would be reluctant tbf

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

op, on another post you were asking how " us swingers" can have standards. Now your asking for tarts

. Kettle & black

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"This it what we’re here for isn’t it ladies

If only you were local to me..you'd sooo get it

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fuck! I sure need to change by approach on here.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nowt like a bit of a classy approach, is there OP!

Personally, I prefer apricot tarts.... warm from the oven, with a nice cup of spiced chai, to start the day!

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By *reatformeatWoman over a year ago

my own bubble

Wow let me at him how can a girl say no ?

. You have to love people like this purely for the entertaint aspect and comedy they bring to fab .

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Can't believe you're not balls deep with that kind of approach.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Il just have custard you can have the tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And then he drowned in clunge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance

"
btw anyone else think he looks like David Baddiel with short hair on his first picture

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance

btw anyone else think he looks like David Baddiel with short hair on his first picture

This has killed me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance

btw anyone else think he looks like David Baddiel with short hair on his first picture

This has killed me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance

btw anyone else think he looks like David Baddiel with short hair on his first picture

Haha I had to look up who that was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance

btw anyone else think he looks like David Baddiel with short hair on his first picture

Haha I had to look up who that was

"
lol I meant Baddiel in his younger days lol. Xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

He can't accom though

. That will deter many

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This it what we’re here for isn’t it ladies

Hell yeah... Custard tarts, jam tarts, strawberry tarts....I'm here for ALL the tarts!"

Custard now your talking xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He can't accom though

. That will deter many

"
That's me fucked..or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the apricot and creme Anglaise French pastry with a coffee in the morning personally I’ve never been that pissed it spoke to me but hey ho

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Mary berry wouldn't like a tart that's dirty especially if it had a soggy bottom

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Mary berry wouldn't like a tart that's dirty especially if it had a soggy bottom"

Not a soggy bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm local. Just not to the OP. Local ish to Cheeky though....

I think he forgot the spacing lo cal as in no all butter pastry

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By *d4fun73Man over a year ago

Shipley

I just love these type of threads! Was the op serious?.. And then the thread just goes off on one!!!

Lemon curd tarts are my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mary berry wouldn't like a tart that's dirty especially if it had a soggy bottom"

Why did you have to bring up Mary lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mary berry wouldn't like a tart that's dirty especially if it had a soggy bottom

Not a soggy bottom

Blind bake it first

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Mary berry wouldn't like a tart that's dirty especially if it had a soggy bottom

Not a soggy bottom

Blind bake it first

I struggle with baking when I've got both eyes open thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a feeling the op may not be knee deep in chuff anytime soon ,call me old fashioned ,

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

As we turned it foodie into a chef I pushed it on too buns lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m now purveying belles buns !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

"
I'm quite partial to a cream horn.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m now purveying belles buns !

Purvey all you like

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

I'm quite partial to a cream horn.

Ohh yes

I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

I'm quite partial to a cream horn.

Ohh yes

I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out

"
make sure you dont spill any on your chest. Heaven forbid the offers to lick it off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

I'm quite partial to a cream horn.

Ohh yes

I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out

Just had two of them right now and read that

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

I'm quite partial to a cream horn.

Ohh yes

I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out

make sure you dont spill any on your chest. Heaven forbid the offers to lick it off

Il try my best

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

I'm quite partial to a cream horn.

Ohh yes

I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out

Just had two of them right now and read that

And you didn’t share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m now purveying belles buns !

Purvey all you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

I'm quite partial to a cream horn.

Ohh yes

I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out

I’m a chef ,choux buns today

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By *d4fun73Man over a year ago

Shipley

"I have a feeling the op may not be knee deep in chuff anytime soon ,call me old fashioned ,

He'll be knee deep in his own self pity for posting in the first place!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

I'm quite partial to a cream horn.

Ohh yes

I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out

Just had two of them right now and read that

And you didn’t share

I didn't know how much you liked them till now and you got the sexy towel look going on there so could have got messy with all that cream oozing out all over you

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By *hropsGuy69Man over a year ago

telford

Ha ha omg a thread gone awol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a feeling the op may not be knee deep in chuff anytime soon ,call me old fashioned ,

He'll be knee deep in his own self pity for posting in the first place! "

Oh well ,it’s a learning curve ,now these choux buns I’m doing today will have a fresh vanilla cream and cognac and chocolat fondant icing

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

I'm quite partial to a cream horn.

Ohh yes

I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out

I’m a chef ,choux buns today

Ohh yummy

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol

Haha

I’d love a Belgian Bun

much more appealing than a tart

I'm quite partial to a cream horn.

Ohh yes

I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out

Just had two of them right now and read that

And you didn’t share

I didn't know how much you liked them till now and you got the sexy towel look going on there so could have got messy with all that cream oozing out all over you

I like messy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did any tarts contact you?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ha ha omg a thread gone awol

Always happens when you mention food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP do you think if you had baked some tarts and issued a thread about such you’d of got a better response ? Asking for a friend lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok"

Wow how sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ha ha omg a thread gone awol

Always happens when you mention food

Will you assist with choux buns and whipped cream lol do you like to be piped x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles

Kleenex ?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ha ha omg a thread gone awol

Always happens when you mention food

Will you assist with choux buns and whipped cream lol do you like to be piped x

It would be a pleasure

I love to be piped

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Ok

Wow how sexy

Ok is damn sexy , it’s like Yes but with a tiny bit of hesitation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Walks in; sits on recently placed chair, stretches out legs and starts eating popcorn.......)

Don’t mind me OP; I haven’t seen this happen before!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Walks in; sits on recently placed chair, stretches out legs and starts eating popcorn.......)

Don’t mind me OP; I haven’t seen this happen before!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"(Walks in; sits on recently placed chair, stretches out legs and starts eating popcorn.......)

Don’t mind me OP; I haven’t seen this happen before!

Do you have a favourite tart or cream bun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ha ha omg a thread gone awol

Always happens when you mention food

Will you assist with choux buns and whipped cream lol do you like to be piped x

It would be a pleasure

I love to be piped

Assume the position

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Walks in; sits on recently placed chair, stretches out legs and starts eating popcorn.......)

Don’t mind me OP; I haven’t seen this happen before!

Do you have a favourite tart or cream bun

He’s run for the hills lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles

Kleenex ? "
oh yes that definitely springs to mind lol. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Walks in; sits on recently placed chair, stretches out legs and starts eating popcorn.......)

Don’t mind me OP; I haven’t seen this happen before!

Do you have a favourite tart or cream bun

Spotted dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Local tarts message me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles

One of those classics when the OP sits back and just watches thread come alive... or is thinking ooops

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Local tarts message me "

Will do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This could be a first in the forums . A thread reaching a full 175 posts without the OP commenting once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles

One of those classics when the OP sits back and just watches thread come alive... or is thinking ooops

The latter applies me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This could be a first in the forums . A thread reaching a full 175 posts without the OP commenting once

It has happened before

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"This could be a first in the forums . A thread reaching a full 175 posts without the OP commenting once

But he made plenty more threads hes busy

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles

One of those classics when the OP sits back and just watches thread come alive... or is thinking ooops

"
dont think hes thinking oops. More likely to be thinking bingo!!! Haha xx

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