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My Nan has only gone and pulled down the bingo.
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I’m sure you’re aware that Nan loves her bingo but I couldn’t believe it.
She’s been down an illegal bingo game, and that bugger Alan from number 18, well he’s always been a swarmy bugger, he’s got her pissed on Cheeky Vimtos and before you know it, I come back from the kebab shop and he’s at it on the settee with her. He’s a filthy bastard, 70 years old and he’s chasing NILFS, she’s old enough to be his mum.
As for her she’s no shame, she left her teeth on the coffee table, couldn’t even be bothered to put them in a glass.   |
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As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.
Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day. |
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"As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.
Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day. "
Bleurgh did she crimp the edges with her teeth? |
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"As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.
Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day.
Bleurgh did she crimp the edges with her teeth? "
She says it adds the personal touch. |
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"As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.
Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day. "
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"As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.
Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day.
Bleurgh did she crimp the edges with her teeth?
She says it adds the personal touch. "
It certainly does. For a bit of minty freshness brush with steradent too  |
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"As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.
Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day.
Bleurgh did she crimp the edges with her teeth?
She says it adds the personal touch.
It certainly does. For a bit of minty freshness brush with steradent too "
She tends to leave them out for her Jack Russell terrier to clean them for her.
He loves it when she’s had a pork chop. |
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"Your nan sounds awesome
Her x
She’s auditioned for Britain’s Got Talent but apparently knitting willy warmers isn’t a talent.
Who knew. "
Pmsl... I love it
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9 week bump I like it 