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over a year ago
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"Have any of you looked down your pee hole before? But like proper had a look with flashlight and magnifying glass!"
You have too much time on your hands  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why are you eating biscuits and drinking coffee before bed why just why???
Because I have men period.
Man"
No, I'm multiple person because such awesomeness couldn't be contained within single personality. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Why are you eating biscuits and drinking coffee before bed why just why???
Because I have men period.
Man
No, I'm multiple person because such awesomeness couldn't be contained within single personality."
Jekyl and hyde |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Then the woman I was with jammed her tongue down the eye.
Like a creme egg!
I’m glad she didn’t bite the head off first  "
Hahaha. I always bite the head off mine first!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sometimes put the end of my shorts tie in it when I'm bored 
Doesn't that hurt?  "
It did the first time! But my dumbass was like, I'm bored let's try that again...
Only the tip obviously! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Then the woman I was with jammed her tongue down the eye.
Like a creme egg!
I’m glad she didn’t bite the head off first
Hahaha. I always bite the head off mine first!!
Nibbles only Nora  "
I can do that Pb  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sometimes put the end of my shorts tie in it when I'm bored
Haha. I’m gonna wake the kids up laughing in a minute!!!"
That's a tough one to explain as to why you woke then up |
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"I sometimes put the end of my shorts tie in it when I'm bored
Doesn't that hurt?
It did the first time! But my dumbass was like, I'm bored let's try that again...
Only the tip obviously!"
You're a strange creature you .
I once read about a guy who put a toy plastic snake down his urethra |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes put the end of my shorts tie in it when I'm bored
Haha. I’m gonna wake the kids up laughing in a minute!!!
That's a tough one to explain as to why you woke then up "
I usually just say oh something funny on Facebook |
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"Yeah. Then the woman I was with jammed her tongue down the eye.
Like a creme egg!
I’m glad she didn’t bite the head off first
Hahaha. I always bite the head off mine first!!
Nibbles only Nora
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Twinge.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sometimes put the end of my shorts tie in it when I'm bored
Doesn't that hurt?
It did the first time! But my dumbass was like, I'm bored let's try that again...
Only the tip obviously!
You're a strange creature you .
I once read about a guy who put a toy plastic snake down his urethra "
Unique creature, thank you 
Yeah I'm not that bored |
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"I know a lad from the army who used to tell us he was into urethral sounding and that he had the kit for it "
Very popular in the kink world. I've dabbled.. some guys love it. Whole knew meaning to being fucked apparently |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Something for everyone I guess! Wouldn't do me, I got a pube stuck down there many moons ago and it was a full day of burning hell till I realised what was causing it and got it out ha!"
How? |
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"Something for everyone I guess! Wouldn't do me, I got a pube stuck down there many moons ago and it was a full day of burning hell till I realised what was causing it and got it out ha!
How?"
No idea, this was back in my late teens before I used to keep that area trimmed and it must have been a loose one that got in there by fluke! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Something for everyone I guess! Wouldn't do me, I got a pube stuck down there many moons ago and it was a full day of burning hell till I realised what was causing it and got it out ha!
How?
No idea, this was back in my late teens before I used to keep that area trimmed and it must have been a loose one that got in there by fluke!"
How you get it out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something for everyone I guess! Wouldn't do me, I got a pube stuck down there many moons ago and it was a full day of burning hell till I realised what was causing it and got it out ha!
How?
No idea, this was back in my late teens before I used to keep that area trimmed and it must have been a loose one that got in there by fluke!
How you get it out?"
Tweezers lol |
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"Something for everyone I guess! Wouldn't do me, I got a pube stuck down there many moons ago and it was a full day of burning hell till I realised what was causing it and got it out ha!
How?
No idea, this was back in my late teens before I used to keep that area trimmed and it must have been a loose one that got in there by fluke!
How you get it out?"
I remember clearly I was on a JCB course that day at college and was convinced I must have caught an STI with how much it was stinging, it was only at the end of the day when I got away that I looked closely and saw the end of the hair sticking out so pulled it out, instant relief! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Something for everyone I guess! Wouldn't do me, I got a pube stuck down there many moons ago and it was a full day of burning hell till I realised what was causing it and got it out ha!
How?
No idea, this was back in my late teens before I used to keep that area trimmed and it must have been a loose one that got in there by fluke!
How you get it out?
Tweezers lol"
Oh you got it out |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Something for everyone I guess! Wouldn't do me, I got a pube stuck down there many moons ago and it was a full day of burning hell till I realised what was causing it and got it out ha!
How?
No idea, this was back in my late teens before I used to keep that area trimmed and it must have been a loose one that got in there by fluke!
How you get it out?
I remember clearly I was on a JCB course that day at college and was convinced I must have caught an STI with how much it was stinging, it was only at the end of the day when I got away that I looked closely and saw the end of the hair sticking out so pulled it out, instant relief! "
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