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Last thing you bought is going straight up your arse!
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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12kg back of dog food  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"12kg back of dog food "
*bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jam and cream cake lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did a bit of shopping in Wilko... Cat biscuits, duvet set, drawer organisers, two pots of paint etc...
I could join the circus with that skill if it fit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Dermaplaning kit...Ouch!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some natural yoghurt and honey. Ive had worse up there tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 bottles of domestos and a bag of sugar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bottle of Prosecco |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Golf clubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some sliced mango... I'm not sure how I feel about it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At least it’s lubed |
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A house!!!!! Might sting a bit!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 bottles of domestos and a bag of sugar "
Are you making a bomb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tin of tomato soup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahahaha. Mine was knickers  x |
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Petrol for the car,that could go with a bang |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bottle of Prosecco "
Get bizzy with the Fizzy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread is making me chuckle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thankfully it was just a lip liner
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A surfboard fin, ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fridge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 bottles of domestos and a bag of sugar Are you making a bomb "
Yes, yes I am. For my ass. (that is a joke moederators)
Really no, bleach was 2 for 1, and needed sugar for my coffee, and baking this week  |
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By *asher11Man
over a year ago
Market Harborough |
a box of toothbrushes for the local cop shop  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love something up my arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fresh trim from the barbers!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Burger, milkshake and mozzarella sticks. I think they will be coming out rather than going in though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A tub of creme fraiche, some _roccoli and some prawns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A new surfboard. Can I cut it up or at least wax it first? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4pts of milk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Greggs sausage roll  "
I do love a greggs sausage roll |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
Do I have to use the whole Tesco delivery that includes ten bottles of corona, dishwasher tablets, two blocks of cheese I could go on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" A new surfboard. Can I cut it up or at least wax it first? "
Sex wax!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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48 cans of Brewdog Punk IPA |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
A bag of carrots???... Better start working then. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A box of dog food |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Large cappuccino from McDonald's, can i take the loyalty sticker off first |
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Foot long Italian from subway! |
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It was a whole bag of shopping from Tesco |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought 10 lengths of 4x2s, Im Fucked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Galaxy romper for my son. Oh |
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"2 bottles of domestos and a bag of sugar "
Trumps covid cure? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 12 inch records |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dog treats |
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A fridge freezer...... Oh bugger.... |
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A blu ray. Now, do I leave it in the case? |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Two 2.5 litre tins of paint |
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By *r.HMan
over a year ago
A gentleman never tells |
A co-op meal deal, which I stress was not a meal but can't complain with it being a deal |
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By *on_h34Man
over a year ago
Warrington |
Sewing machine.
Sideways.... Not a chance.
Length ways.... Maybe. |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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McChicken sandwich and chocolate milkshake,a doddle |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"McChicken sandwich and chocolate milkshake,a doddle "
Don't know about it going up your ass but it will come out soon enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mars bar! |
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A loaf of bread? Coming out perhaps... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A job!!!!! Might take a bit of lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A job!!!!! Might take a bit of lube"
jcb not job
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By *rocMan
over a year ago
llandudno junction |
A jam donut could get messy lol |
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A 50 pack of frozen cocktail sausage rolls. |
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Hot tub surround
Its bloody HUGE!
Jo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 x 205/50/16 tyres...
Pass the rubber soap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bag a chips....
(Not the drag queen.....  )  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chippy dinner.  |
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New earbuds. Thank god they’re small. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm... this will be painful, 2 coil springs, set of discs and pads, cambelt kit...
Did get some oil as well so guess its lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pack of Nexium. I don't think it'll work as well that way |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics |
A selection of toe rings. That cannot be comfortable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pair of Vans "
hope you mean shoes and not Transit's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two 255/40/19 Pirelli’s got any lubes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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129 bales of hay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 bottles of domestos and a bag of sugar
Trumps covid cure? "
Sshhhh, no one clicked onto that, not wanting people to know I'm stupid as fuck |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
First class stamp - that won't even touch the sides |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Umm new duvet, duvet set, 4 pillows, and pillow cases, box of beer |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a chance! Just bought the galaxy s20 ultra and its fucking huge! Although the camera is shit so it might be getting stuffed up someones arse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glad I got the ebook format, would've given a new meaning to the word hardback. |
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A 2.5 litre tin of emulsion, blimey not again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pritt stick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooh. A cadburys popping candy crunchie ice cream I may require assistance. |
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By *ljamMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Two books. Thankfully they're paperback. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A peperami might be a Spicy bum hole tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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McDonald’s chips
No thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cup of tea and a cheese and pickle sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chicken fillet roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you comfortable or running scared.
4 litre bottle of Castrol motor oil "
At least you didn’t need to worry about lubricant |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
gillingham |
70 litres of diesel that's Gona be interesting |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Oooh. A cadburys popping candy crunchie ice cream I may require assistance. "
Bet that'll cause some tingles |
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A 12 pack of mini cheddars haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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6 rolls of wallpaper and paste.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Strawberry cornetto |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Motorcycle chain lube..... |
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A sounding rod....this is too easy.
Id hardly feel it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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7ft axle bar....its big and black!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bulb of smoked garlic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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50g of gold leaf and a pack of ultra slim filters |
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10 stamps.. phew, luckily you didnt post this yesterday when i got the weekly shopping done |
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Scratch card. Well at least it can wipe at the same time! |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God I hope not. A pair of Paul Smith pumps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh. A cadburys popping candy crunchie ice cream I may require assistance.
Bet that'll cause some tingles "
I'm all for Tingles  |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
A Mexican chicken Sarnie from Greggs. Damn I thought I’d regret the jalapeños just from eating them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cold bottle of diet |
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"6 rolls of wallpaper and paste.. "
Swap for my emulsion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.. Coke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Motocross boots.. |
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By *rocMan
over a year ago
llandudno junction |
Bottle of wine....could think of worse things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My acrylic nails and pedicure... I mean.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh no its not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A computer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A teepee. Yeah ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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10 decking lights and transformer lol |
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Ah damn... Just bought jenga set... Can I do it one piece at a time or the whole tower in one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah damn... Just bought jenga set... Can I do it one piece at a time or the whole tower in one?"
One at a time seems fair x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hoodies and tracksuit bottoms |
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"Ah damn... Just bought jenga set... Can I do it one piece at a time or the whole tower in one?
One at a time seems fair x"
Phew.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chips and peas! What a waste |
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"Ah damn... Just bought jenga set... Can I do it one piece at a time or the whole tower in one?
One at a time seems fair x"
Don't let them fall out your arse though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A glue gun :- |
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"A glue gun :-"
Shitting tomorrow is going to be interesting. |
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"Ah damn... Just bought jenga set... Can I do it one piece at a time or the whole tower in one?
One at a time seems fair x
Don't let them fall out your arse though..."
May need to borrow fantastic fingers glue gun then... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A tumble dryer. Ouch. "
Hmmm, you should try a horse trailer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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70 litres of diesel and a packet of wine gums! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Big Mac meal with vanilla milkshake going up my bum?
Yummy #notyummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crunchie
Any takers who is going to eat it out?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As long as its cooled down |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Two pints of milk and a school uniform |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as its cooled down "
Laughing
Nope- it’s all melted
Utter mess down there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ermm a jar of dolmio, pizza, spaghetti pasta or an onion, I'm spoilt for choice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now the milk could be fun... and if you fit into the uniform im sure plenty of fun could be had |
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over a year ago
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"A tumble dryer. Ouch.
Hmmm, you should try a horse trailer! "
My eyes are watering |
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Bumper pack of IKEA frozen meatballs! |
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18 v DeWalt battery and charger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1kg bag of protein |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Strawberries |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 lemons. My ass will be so juicy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bottle of comfort |
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"Bottle of comfort "
I don't think you'll find much comfort in that |
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By *ip7Man
over a year ago
Caister |
Nooooo, set of lawn bowls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bottle of comfort
I don't think you'll find much comfort in that "
Just crack the top for a lovely smell tho |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
Seems quite apt, but I bought a gas sniffer.. Van see this will be an alarming weekend |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Bottle of spunk lube. O well that's not to bad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Full tank of petrol....  |
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My entire month's food shopping |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
Near Wells |
Some shower gel and 2 pints of milk. Brought at the same time but they would have to go up on their own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm scared! 14 ornamental grass plants!! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Spray paints |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
Anti-sickness tablets.
Pretty sure that's not the right way to take them...  |
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My fab membership so everyone on the site is going up there.
Im going to be sore for weeks |
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