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Familiarity breeds contempt
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"Have you tried to fuck a watermelon while holding a banana ? " Does the banana make that much difference..? Skin on or off..? | |||
"Have you tried to fuck a watermelon while holding a banana ? Does the banana make that much difference..? Skin on or off..? " Definitely skin off  | |||
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"Have you tried to fuck a watermelon while holding a banana ? " I need to know which end you peel a banana from. I do it different to most people and use natures handle as a handle. Same as the primates do  | |||
"Me and my cock have fallen out. After nearly four months of lockdown it’s sick of me being the only one touching it. We’re barely on speaking terms!" If it's any consolation I broke my wand and my fanny at the same time. Now THAT is falling out with each other | |||
"You clearly need a mediator "It’s our only hope of reconciliation. | |||
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"Not thought about introducing a Partially defrosted Iceland special offer chicken to your lovemaking? My friend said to ask that! "I’m a vegetarian | |||
"Try using a sock "How about an argyle sock to make it really special? | |||
"Try using a sock
How about an argyle sock to make it really special? "Pic or it never happened  | |||
