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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do I get my hands on these home made pies? 
My arse was fat for years before lockdown! "
God knows, I can't see past my huge arse! 
Your arse is peachy  |
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"Where do I get my hands on these home made pies?
My arse was fat for years before lockdown!
God knows, I can't see past my huge arse!
Your arse is peachy "
Maybe the pies are hidden behind us but our bums are in the way! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Ill sit my fat arse in the corner and see how this develops.
My lap is free for those 'curvy' arses ladies. 
I'm on it....sorry if I squash you "
I'll be fine. I may wrap my arm around you - for safety reasons of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ill sit my fat arse in the corner and see how this develops.
My lap is free for those 'curvy' arses ladies.
I'm on it....sorry if I squash you "
Better use my face, my tongue will guide your way... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do I get my hands on these home made pies?
My arse was fat for years before lockdown!
God knows, I can't see past my huge arse!
Your arse is peachy
Maybe the pies are hidden behind us but our bums are in the way! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've always had a fat butt. But come to think of it, I do like pie 
Lentil and tomato for me please!
I must get my recipe book out now.  "
Great, you can bring pie and a lap for my fat ass to sit on while I eat it |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I've always had a fat butt. But come to think of it, I do like pie
Lentil and tomato for me please!
I must get my recipe book out now.
Great, you can bring pie and a lap for my fat ass to sit on while I eat it "
You say the sexiest things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do love a pie. Now where did I put my juice homemade pie. Oops I think I sat on it. Better get back in the kitchen. Just get this one off my fat _hortarse  "
I'll eat it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've always had a fat butt. But come to think of it, I do like pie
Lentil and tomato for me please!
Thats a posh pie. "
My husband makes an 11/10 lentil and tomato pie, it's truly an experience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are women's arses getting bigger. Could it be all the home made pies in lockdown "
I've not seen mine for ages and I won't be taking your opinion about it.... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Mines def bigger but so is my tits from lockdown so pros and cons
That's a fine bum young lady.
Young lady ... it’s been a while since I’ve been called that... I like it  "
You're a little younger than me.
Ill try to remember you like it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've always had a fat butt. But come to think of it, I do like pie
Lentil and tomato for me please!
Thats a posh pie.
My husband makes an 11/10 lentil and tomato pie, it's truly an experience "
Well... what's his user name and do you think I have a chance?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are women's arses getting bigger. Could it be all the home made pies in lockdown "
bless you. Anything for a reaction from a woman is better than nothing for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do I get my hands on these home made pies?
My arse was fat for years before lockdown!
God knows, I can't see past my huge arse!
Your arse is peachy
Maybe the pies are hidden behind us but our bums are in the way! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP, why are you being abusive to others in your other thread and saying Scottish people are fucked?
You posted in public forums so people comment. Whether you like it or not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is plenty of lard arses out there if that’s your thing
Thanks it what i prefer not into bones "
Ah you're in here too? Perfect!
Can you show me your willy now please? |
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