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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
2020 Comeback Special
Welcome all to the place for unloading your rants. Get them off your chest before heading in to your socially distanced weekend.
People not replying to messages, preferences and 'I don't have any rants' will get short shift
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seagulls, I detest seagulls. They nest on the buildings around my work and if you find yourself near those building the winged bastards will fly at your head and squawk like fuck and shite mid flight. The whole species can do one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll come back to this one need to get ranted up first  "
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... ....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... ....GrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR.... ....grrrr grrrr grrrr......  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Seagulls, I detest seagulls. They nest on the buildings around my work and if you find yourself near those building the winged bastards will fly at your head and squawk like fuck and shite mid flight. The whole species can do one "
With you all the way and for some reason they are a protected species 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is it that you can park considerately leaving plenty of space and yet within a week of getting my new car some asshat has either rammed his door into my side panel or trollied it  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Why is it that you can park considerately leaving plenty of space and yet within a week of getting my new car some asshat has either rammed his door into my side panel or trollied it "
What a nightmare and I bet they've left no note at all
Bellwhackers
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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago
Oo err Devon |
"Seagulls, I detest seagulls. They nest on the buildings around my work and if you find yourself near those building the winged bastards will fly at your head and squawk like fuck and shite mid flight. The whole species can do one "
This... They gather at night on the roof next door... Then one kicks off at 3 am... Then they all chip in... Absolute winged dick heads... |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
People who get up in the night to read your message then quickly mark it as unread.
And everyone on the virus page willing the end of the world and waiting for Boris to say then can have a poo
I’m done , feel loads better  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Fxxking squirrels keep destroying my bird boxes to get the nuts tried all sorts of cunning ways to stop them but the cxxts keep getting to them "
Have you tried the non climb paint stuff - that might work
I've experienced the same so Approved |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Catfishing. That's all I'll say. Don't show me a ripped 6 pack and then add me on Snapchat for me to find a flabby belly. Not ok!"
What a knob but at least you found out before turning up somewhere in person so a lucky escape
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who get up in the night to read your message then quickly mark it as unread.
And everyone on the virus page willing the end of the world and waiting for Boris to say then can have a poo
I’m done , feel loads better "
First one is up to them - it's a good way of handling messages where you want to get back to the person but can't at that point - Denied
Second one - that area seems to have become another politics forum and I'm with you there - Approved |
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By *ltrMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Fxxking squirrels keep destroying my bird boxes to get the nuts tried all sorts of cunning ways to stop them but the cxxts keep getting to them
Have you tried the non climb paint stuff - that might work
I've experienced the same so Approved "
tried blackfriers but it harms the red squirrels aswell as grey so not a option will just have to
suffer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that you can park considerately leaving plenty of space and yet within a week of getting my new car some asshat has either rammed his door into my side panel or trollied it
What a nightmare and I bet they've left no note at all
Bellwhackers
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Nup no note, nothing, they hit that hard that its actually scraped of some of the paintwork, just been quoted £850 for the side panel to be repaired and resprayed
Just what I need  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. I hate summer. Even when it's gloomy wet and cooler it is still fucking warm. Not just warm but warm and sticky with a stormy atmosphere which gives me headaches and a weird feeling but we never get a proper storm to really clear the air. Too humid and hot and sweaty. And another thing where I live we don't get proper thunderstorms all we get are a few rumbles and a flash or two and a brief deluge of rain. And afterwards it is still hot and close and sticky... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Council have made a trip to the rubbish dump appointment only and they won't take soil. So I've just paid £220 for a skip that I won't fill because couldn't think of any other way to get rid of it. I'm doing a garden makeover. Everything is impossible atm. I can see why fly tipping is on the increase! Grrr not happy. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've said it before and I'll say it again. I hate summer. Even when it's gloomy wet and cooler it is still fucking warm. Not just warm but warm and sticky with a stormy atmosphere which gives me headaches and a weird feeling but we never get a proper storm to really clear the air. Too humid and hot and sweaty. And another thing where I live we don't get proper thunderstorms all we get are a few rumbles and a flash or two and a brief deluge of rain. And afterwards it is still hot and close and sticky... "
I sort of get what you are saying but there are 3 other seasons for you and you could always live elsewhere
So, on balance, Denied |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"The Council have made a trip to the rubbish dump appointment only and they won't take soil. So I've just paid £220 for a skip that I won't fill because couldn't think of any other way to get rid of it. I'm doing a garden makeover. Everything is impossible atm. I can see why fly tipping is on the increase! Grrr not happy. "
Any neighbours who could add their stuff to it and subsidise your cost? Won't feel quite so hard to take then.
Seems a bit silly of them so Approved |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Why are the general public all cunts. I work in retail we still covid restricted. So you expect me to pull custom stuff out of my arse? While the suppliers are still lockdown."
I'm a member of the general public and so is Pink - are you calling us cunts?
I'm sure a simple explanation would help them see that they can't get what they want
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fxxking squirrels keep destroying my bird boxes to get the nuts tried all sorts of cunning ways to stop them but the cxxts keep getting to them
Have you tried the non climb paint stuff - that might work
I've experienced the same so Approved
tried blackfriers but it harms the red squirrels aswell as grey so not a option will just have to
suffer "
Could you try bird feeders on a pole, and then grease the pole? Some funny videos of this if you google |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've said it before and I'll say it again. I hate summer. Even when it's gloomy wet and cooler it is still fucking warm. Not just warm but warm and sticky with a stormy atmosphere which gives me headaches and a weird feeling but we never get a proper storm to really clear the air. Too humid and hot and sweaty. And another thing where I live we don't get proper thunderstorms all we get are a few rumbles and a flash or two and a brief deluge of rain. And afterwards it is still hot and close and sticky...
I sort of get what you are saying but there are 3 other seasons for you and you could always live elsewhere
So, on balance, Denied "
Most people get away with moaning about the cold and dark in the winter and they also have three seasons and they could live somewhere else.
Obviously this is more socially acceptable rather than complaining about the summer but it is easier to get warm than to get cool/cold - especially if you are out and about.
Go and live somewhere else is not really an option either.
Therefore I wish to lodge an appeal.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've said it before and I'll say it again. I hate summer. Even when it's gloomy wet and cooler it is still fucking warm. Not just warm but warm and sticky with a stormy atmosphere which gives me headaches and a weird feeling but we never get a proper storm to really clear the air. Too humid and hot and sweaty. And another thing where I live we don't get proper thunderstorms all we get are a few rumbles and a flash or two and a brief deluge of rain. And afterwards it is still hot and close and sticky...
I sort of get what you are saying but there are 3 other seasons for you and you could always live elsewhere
So, on balance, Denied
Most people get away with moaning about the cold and dark in the winter and they also have three seasons and they could live somewhere else.
Obviously this is more socially acceptable rather than complaining about the summer but it is easier to get warm than to get cool/cold - especially if you are out and about.
Go and live somewhere else is not really an option either.
Therefore I wish to lodge an appeal.
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An appeal would suggest this is some kind of democracy and it sure as hell isn't
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I work as a cobbler and key cutter. I had a lady this morning who's key is not standard and I had to order it. I explained simply as I could why this key isn't standard. And I got called a fat jobsworth and a liar. Which for 9am before a coffee didn't help. Along with the fight outside Gregg's this morning really has helped my day along |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I work as a cobbler and key cutter. I had a lady this morning who's key is not standard and I had to order it. I explained simply as I could why this key isn't standard. And I got called a fat jobsworth and a liar. Which for 9am before a coffee didn't help. Along with the fight outside Gregg's this morning really has helped my day along"
This is the extra detail that is always helpful
That I can Approved
'and a good morning to you Madam' would have would her up nicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I work as a cobbler and key cutter. I had a lady this morning who's key is not standard and I had to order it. I explained simply as I could why this key isn't standard. And I got called a fat jobsworth and a liar. Which for 9am before a coffee didn't help. Along with the fight outside Gregg's this morning really has helped my day along"
Who were you fighting outside Greggs?!  |
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Apparently because I've had Covid-19 and I'm still tired with post viral effects, I'm a danger to people and I can't get the services I've paid for until I feel physically normal for two weeks or have a negative test. They won't do tests if you're post day four.
Day 40 was weeks ago.
I'm not contagious I'm exhausted for the love of God. And I have PPE and I'll stay 2+m away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a steak bake, I feel sick.
It had a big fatty bit in it AND a tube. I FEEL SICK AS FECK.
I'm now a vegetarian. Urghhhh, was expensive as well.
Claire |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who disappear from the fora for months on end, with not so much as a "ta ra", then as if by magic pop up again and start ranting.
Missed you both. Mwah. "
All the sweeter when resurrected |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Apparently because I've had Covid-19 and I'm still tired with post viral effects, I'm a danger to people and I can't get the services I've paid for until I feel physically normal for two weeks or have a negative test. They won't do tests if you're post day four.
Day 40 was weeks ago.
I'm not contagious I'm exhausted for the love of God. And I have PPE and I'll stay 2+m away."
That sounds quite harsh on top of feeling rough. I hope they come to their senses soon
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seagulls, I detest seagulls. They nest on the buildings around my work and if you find yourself near those building the winged bastards will fly at your head and squawk like fuck and shite mid flight. The whole species can do one
This... They gather at night on the roof next door... Then one kicks off at 3 am... Then they all chip in... Absolute winged dick heads... "
I love the seagulls at work they make me feel like I live at the beach I do get to leave them there though and come home to peace |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I had a steak bake, I feel sick.
It had a big fatty bit in it AND a tube. I FEEL SICK AS FECK.
I'm now a vegetarian. Urghhhh, was expensive as well.
Claire "
Finding a tube put me off liver years ago so I can sympathise
But you are eating dead animal so it’s always a risk
Approved for the feeling sick bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im going to moan at every other bugger being more organised then I am and realising the weather would be lovely this weekend and having booked up all the campsite spaces with a working loo before I even got a chance to google that the campsite existed. Humph. And the fact I want to go camping and camping is a bit ugh |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Im going to moan at every other bugger being more organised then I am and realising the weather would be lovely this weekend and having booked up all the campsite spaces with a working loo before I even got a chance to google that the campsite existed. Humph. And the fact I want to go camping and camping is a bit ugh "
Unfortunately this falls in to the self inflicted category so is Denied |
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"Apparently because I've had Covid-19 and I'm still tired with post viral effects, I'm a danger to people and I can't get the services I've paid for until I feel physically normal for two weeks or have a negative test. They won't do tests if you're post day four.
Day 40 was weeks ago.
I'm not contagious I'm exhausted for the love of God. And I have PPE and I'll stay 2+m away.
That sounds quite harsh on top of feeling rough. I hope they come to their senses soon
Approved "
It's a clusterfuck of misunderstanding, unauthorised action apparently, and now a time travelling appliance  |
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"I work as a cobbler and key cutter. I had a lady this morning who's key is not standard and I had to order it. I explained simply as I could why this key isn't standard. And I got called a fat jobsworth and a liar. Which for 9am before a coffee didn't help. Along with the fight outside Gregg's this morning really has helped my day along
Who were you fighting outside Greggs?! "
Wasn't me was two alchys wanting the sausage rolls lol had to help the manager move them on tho |
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"People who disappear from the fora for months on end, with not so much as a "ta ra", then as if by magic pop up again and start ranting.
Missed you both. Mwah.
All the sweeter when resurrected "
Very much so.
Now, is my rant approved or have you forgotten how to do all this malarkey? |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who disappear from the fora for months on end, with not so much as a "ta ra", then as if by magic pop up again and start ranting.
Missed you both. Mwah.
All the sweeter when resurrected
Very much so.
Now, is my rant approved or have you forgotten how to do all this malarkey? "
Ranting about the OP?
Cast iron Denied |
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By *beefMan
over a year ago
Long eaton |
People that overtake me in stupid areas only to then indicate off down a side road forcing me to slow down yet again and if I beep it's all my damn fault even though the neatly caused a head on collision aaarrrrgggghhhh |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People that overtake me in stupid areas only to then indicate off down a side road forcing me to slow down yet again and if I beep it's all my damn fault even though the neatly caused a head on collision aaarrrrgggghhhh "
If you’ve got time to beep then it wasn’t that serious
But people can be knobs when driving so Approved
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've said it before and I'll say it again. I hate summer. Even when it's gloomy wet and cooler it is still fucking warm. Not just warm but warm and sticky with a stormy atmosphere which gives me headaches and a weird feeling but we never get a proper storm to really clear the air. Too humid and hot and sweaty. And another thing where I live we don't get proper thunderstorms all we get are a few rumbles and a flash or two and a brief deluge of rain. And afterwards it is still hot and close and sticky...
I sort of get what you are saying but there are 3 other seasons for you and you could always live elsewhere
So, on balance, Denied
Most people get away with moaning about the cold and dark in the winter and they also have three seasons and they could live somewhere else.
Obviously this is more socially acceptable rather than complaining about the summer but it is easier to get warm than to get cool/cold - especially if you are out and about.
Go and live somewhere else is not really an option either.
Therefore I wish to lodge an appeal.
An appeal would suggest this is some kind of democracy and it sure as hell isn't
Denied "
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"People who disappear from the fora for months on end, with not so much as a "ta ra", then as if by magic pop up again and start ranting.
Missed you both. Mwah.
All the sweeter when resurrected
Very much so.
Now, is my rant approved or have you forgotten how to do all this malarkey?
Ranting about the OP?
Cast iron Denied "
Nice mugs.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi you two
A miracle has occurred and I don’t have any rants because I now have minimal contact with other people
So I guess that if I was going to rant about anything it would be that why oh why can't I stop eating? 
I'm going to have to get rid of my fridge and wire my jaws shut |
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By *ltrMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Fxxking squirrels keep destroying my bird boxes to get the nuts tried allts of cunning ways to stop them but the cxxts keep getting to them
Have you tried the non climb paint stuff - that might work
I've experienced the same so Approved
tried blackfriers but it harms the red squirrels aswell as grey so not a option will just have to
suffer
Could you try bird feeders on a pole, and then grease the pole? Some funny videos of this if you google"
Ive tried that they jump from garage or the trees have even cut trees right down and yes I have seen the vids on utube sat for two hours last nite |
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