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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Please leave at home the following when going to partys/meets

1 loud mouths

2 Bad attitudes

3 Dirty smelly bodys and or clothing

please add as you see fit....

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

genital warts

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

wedding dress and bridemaid

framed picture of mum and dad for the mantlepiece

mail redirection form

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mother in law

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My strap on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My strap on

Paddle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dirty laundry (in many a sense)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

B.O

Jealousy

A narky OH

A smelly fanny

A cheesy cock

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Any lies that have previously been told - just don't come if you've misrepresented yourself.

Keep phones off, except for REAL emergency messages, so that you don't make quick exits, and leave others in the lurch.

Obviously the dirt, smells, attitude, poor smells and bad social skills and etiguette, as others say.

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman over a year ago

amersham

"B.O

Jealousy

A narky OH

A smelly fanny

A cheesy cock

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By *G LanaTV/TS over a year ago

Gosport

Your kids however old they are.

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman over a year ago

amersham

An expectation that we will definitely end up in the sack

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

My wife and kids!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum/dad/grandparents to hold your hand and make sure you're safe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a large camel, a half eaten cheese sandwich or an out of date students bus pass

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By *eaboMan over a year ago

marden

twelve of yer mates.

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Any old baggage and leftovers from previous parties or meets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wedding ring when you claim to be single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

suitcase of your clothes and toiletries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the antique reusable condom you got down at the local flea market for £1.50, no matter how white Daz brings it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"suitcase of your clothes and toiletries

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

your granny,i know its a break from the nursing home,but

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All your worldly possessions in a furniture van....

(Well, it's happened to me!!!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"twelve of yer mates.

Speak for yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marmite

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"genital warts"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fruit "flavoured" lube, yaaack!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your problems

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By *nnie2009Couple over a year ago

Blackpool

def not parents or inlaws lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

flowers from filling up car xx as nasty and would be better to have nothing .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a box of chocolates.

she will complain about them making her fat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Monopoly

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

Volcanic wash jeans. Couldnt believe it... she nust have bought them in 1990

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sharp nails.... ooouuuccchh

smelly breath

bad attitude

marmite

and the dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your kids however old they are."

I was going to say that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used condoms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your stalker ex

saggy old undercrackers

your last meets undies

pics of your dog

condoms you've had in your wallet since high school

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha I love this forum it cracks me up

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Yer dog.

Guide dogs welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" the dog

you jest...but i did meet a guy who brought his dog in the car with him, and he wasnt registered blind! hmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your hubby....

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