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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After just watching my apprentice flirting while trying to use a hammer and not hitting the nail on the head lol I wonder what flirting disasters have other people suffered That has been an instant end to the flirt pure embarrassment |
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By *Wman15Man
over a year ago
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I've never heard of an apprentice flirt before
Why were you getting him to hit nails when you were supposed to be teaching him flirting?
Get the flirting right first then move onto the nails
You know how hard it is for us guys to multitask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once flirting with a lady at uni while chopping some food for a meal. Nearly severed my finger and had to rush to A&E. Didnt even get a sympathy hug out of her. |
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I met a lovely guy down the park who was also walking his dog. We satarted walking together and chatting. All was goinh well until i stood in dog poo. I was wearing sandals so the shit was all over my toes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never heard of an apprentice flirt before
Why were you getting him to hit nails when you were supposed to be teaching him flirting?
Get the flirting right first then move onto the nails
You know how hard it is for us guys to multitask
Can’t teach him to flirt he can barely put his phone down lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was once flirting with a lady at uni while chopping some food for a meal. Nearly severed my finger and had to rush to A&E. Didnt even get a sympathy hug out of her. "
That is bad she Neva even cuddled you |
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"I met a lovely guy down the park who was also walking his dog. We satarted walking together and chatting. All was goinh well until i stood in dog poo. I was wearing sandals so the shit was all over my toes."
Oh my his face must of been a right picture and yours |
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There were a group of us having a semi-business meeting and one of our party (an ex football club chairman) turned to the next table where two young ladies were eating and asked one "if she was blond all over?".
Needless to say it didn't go down well, turned out she was only 16 (looked much older if I'm honest).
He's well known for being a dirty creep. |
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While working in a local bar at the weekends when I was 19 I started chatting to two gorgeous English tourists in their late 20s. One was particularly flirtatious and I was very taken with her. Then my first cousin comes in and introduced me to our late uncle's two daughters visiting from Northampton  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"While working in a local bar at the weekends when I was 19 I started chatting to two gorgeous English tourists in their late 20s. One was particularly flirtatious and I was very taken with her. Then my first cousin comes in and introduced me to our late uncle's two daughters visiting from Northampton "
Oh wow that is awkward |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My manager where I worked during uni was one of the most outrageously good looking men I had ever met, to the point where I couldn't even look him in the face without feeling my cheeks heat up. At our work Christmas party he was sat across the table from me and held out the little cream jug that came with his dessert while asking repeatedly "would you like my cream?" with a massive smirk on his face. I just giggled and blushed and bowed my head. He left shortly after that and it was only then that I realised he'd dropped numerous hints that he fancied me over the few months we worked together. If only I'd had the courage to tell him I really did in fact want his cream!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was flirting with a customer (in years gone by) and smashed the pop up Zafira seats into my face and knocked myself out. He didnt buy the car, and I had a very bloody nose  |
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