Morning fabsters
I'd love to hear the best & worst chat up lines you have used or had used on you.
Share with me the good the bad & the ugly 
Have any chat ups had any success?
A recent one I had was "do you have a mirror in your knickers cos I can see myself in them"  |
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over a year ago
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I once walked up to a woman in a bar took an ice cube from her glass dropped it on the floor and stamped on it I then looked up and said right now if broken the ice can I buy you a drink  .
I married that woman 2 years later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a guy walk up to me in a pub, drink the remnants of my drink and say "your glass is empty, fancy a drink". It was a BOLD move "
tbf if a girl did that to me id take her home there and then, that's the kind of shit that marks the best from the rest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once walked up to a woman in a bar took an ice cube from her glass dropped it on the floor and stamped on it I then looked up and said right now if broken the ice can I buy you a drink .
I married that woman 2 years later "
Awww x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a guy walk up to me in a pub, drink the remnants of my drink and say "your glass is empty, fancy a drink". It was a BOLD move
tbf if a girl did that to me id take her home there and then, that's the kind of shit that marks the best from the rest!"
We dated for a while actually! I liked his confidence x |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
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"Many years ago a girl told me in the morning she wanted her eggs fertilised.
Which is a shame as I am more of a scrambled egg guy"
Oh that’s just reminded me
I once got told from a guy he would love to crack an egg in my arse and pound it so hard it would scramble  |
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over a year ago
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"Many years ago a girl told me in the morning she wanted her eggs fertilised.
Which is a shame as I am more of a scrambled egg guy
Oh that’s just reminded me
I once got told from a guy he would love to crack an egg in my arse and pound it so hard it would scramble "
Just want to confirm despite my earlier confession about scrambled eggs, that wasn’t me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A now defunct hook up site used to have “chat up line” as one of the profile fields. I had “Do you know how heavy a polar bear is? Nor me but it breaks the ice.” It worked a couple of times |
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