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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get on the bua fiddles and I've got a portable DVD player and pringles

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

" I'll get on the bua fiddles and I've got a portable DVD player and pringles "

Nice one. You clear the crumbs up though.

How about National Lampoons Vacation on the dvd.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oohhh

I can't resist a good sweetie. X

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Brilliant I’ll be along to stamp your tickets shortly.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oohhh

I can't resist a good sweetie. X"

You my dear can have three sweeties.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

Haribo are my favourite ...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

Haribo are my favourite ..."

There’s method in my madness. The trap is set

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I'll get on the bua fiddles and I've got a portable DVD player and pringles

Nice one. You clear the crumbs up though.

How about National Lampoons Vacation on the dvd. "
got it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to sit in the middle of the backrow, with all the girls, and have a good chat about all the men at the front! Juvenile, but flirty fun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fiddles, I’m riding up front with you

, with bournville chocolate

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I want to sit in the middle of the backrow, with all the girls, and have a good chat about all the men at the front! Juvenile, but flirty fun!"

You might have to sit on each other’s laps. It will be safe as there’s lots of airbags.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohhh

I can't resist a good sweetie. X

You my dear can have three sweeties.

Ohhh

what if I'd like four?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddles, I’m riding up front with you

, with bournville chocolate

Perfect. I’ve warmed the seat and got a flask of tea

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oohhh

I can't resist a good sweetie. X

You my dear can have three sweeties.

Ohhh

what if I'd like four? "

You’ll have to work for the fourth, we need a conductor in a sexy clippies uniform.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is there any room for me

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Room for me please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oohhh

I can't resist a good sweetie. X

You my dear can have three sweeties.

Ohhh

what if I'd like four?

You’ll have to work for the fourth, we need a conductor in a sexy clippies uniform. "

I only own my nurses uniform which isn't that sexy or a French maids outfit which would be very impractical.

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

I'll get on the bus grab the haribos jump off. Find some fun somewhere else

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Fiddles, I’m riding up front with you

, with bournville chocolate

Try cadburys Dark..... to die for?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is there any room for me

Always room for you.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Room for me please? "

You might have to take some more rows up.

No crafty fags behind the seats mind.

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Room for me please? "

Room for a not so little one

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oohhh

I can't resist a good sweetie. X

You my dear can have three sweeties.

Ohhh

what if I'd like four?

You’ll have to work for the fourth, we need a conductor in a sexy clippies uniform.

I only own my nurses uniform which isn't that sexy or a French maids outfit which would be very impractical. "

Naked it is then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh struth, I’m not sure about using pubic transport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any seats left?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll get on the bus grab the haribos jump off. Find some fun somewhere else

Not with our sweets you won’t. Get her girls.

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

...

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

You had me at Haribo

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Any seats left?

Yes with extra leg room too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Room for me please?

Room for a not so little one

Both of you welcome, it’s going to be loud and raunchy

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

You had me at Haribo

You had me at hello.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I hope this bus has fancy curtains like in a coach.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh struth, I’m not sure about using pubic transport"

Make the leap

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I hope this bus has fancy curtains like in a coach. "

What if they’re only plain ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh struth, I’m not sure about using pubic transport

Make the leap "

Might as well jump

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'll get on the bus grab the haribos jump off. Find some fun somewhere else

Not with our sweets you won’t. Get her girls. "

I can't wait

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Room for me please?

Room for a not so little one

Do you have marmalade

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Can i drive the bus to the land of fun ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there any room for me

"
you can sit next to me I've got whiskey I just smuggled it on

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can i drive the bus to the land of fun ?

Of course but remember to take appropriate breaks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can i drive the bus to the land of fun ?

Of course but remember to take appropriate breaks.

Oi, I don’t want anyone taking the brakes

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Room for me please?

Room for a not so little one

Ha ha bit of squeeze!

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Room for me please?

Room for a not so little one

Do you have marmalade

I always carry some with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be a bus wanker. Maybe literally too

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"I'll be a bus wanker. Maybe literally too

You could sit on my lap instead

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is there any room for me

you can sit next to me I've got whiskey I just smuggled it on

Ohh naughty

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Got space for a pretty big one?

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Can i drive the bus to the land of fun ?

Of course but remember to take appropriate breaks.

Oi, I don’t want anyone taking the brakes

I agree no breaks for anyone

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"I'll be a bus wanker. Maybe literally too

I'm the driver

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"I'll be a bus wanker. Maybe literally too

Let's get fisical

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

"
hmmm Haribo’s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any seats left?

Yes with extra leg room too. "

So others are further away from me??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll sit somewhere in the middle whinging about the noise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any seats left I've brought some cake

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll be a bus wanker. Maybe literally too

We definitely need one of those. At least one.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Got space for a pretty big one?

I definitely do.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Ooh thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got space for a pretty big one?

"
you can sit with me and bustybelle we have whiskey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there any room for me

you can sit next to me I've got whiskey I just smuggled it on

Ohh naughty

"
would you expect anything else from me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Any seats left?

Yes with extra leg room too.

So others are further away from me??

No so they can squeeze in with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Room for me please?

Room for a not so little one

Ha ha bit of squeeze! "

I'll sit on the floor. Won't be much room if I put my bum on the seat. It is afterall as wide as the back end of a bus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have my chocolate seashells, and a big bottle of pepsi with bigoned beside me sharing.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Room for me please?

Room for a not so little one

Ha ha bit of squeeze!

I'll sit on the floor. Won't be much room if I put my bum on the seat. It is afterall as wide as the back end of a bus

I’ve seen many back ends look very good indeed.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"i have my chocolate seashells, and a big bottle of pepsi with bigoned beside me sharing."

Is it the swirly chocolate I like that.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Got space for a pretty big one?

I definitely do.

I can always rely on you Fiddles. Squish up

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Got space for a pretty big one?

you can sit with me and bustybelle we have whiskey "

Ooh. Yay!

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

I'll bring my murray mints, fresh breath here! Though they do like to get stuck to your teeth!

I'll have a gossip mag, blankie and a cushion too... All about travelling in comfort, who's joining me for a snuggle?

Whoever has pringles, stay away with your crumbs!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring my murray mints, fresh breath here! Though they do like to get stuck to your teeth!

I'll have a gossip mag, blankie and a cushion too... All about travelling in comfort, who's joining me for a snuggle?

Whoever has pringles, stay away with your crumbs!

"
I never drop the crumbs lol

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"I'll bring my murray mints, fresh breath here! Though they do like to get stuck to your teeth!

I'll have a gossip mag, blankie and a cushion too... All about travelling in comfort, who's joining me for a snuggle?

Whoever has pringles, stay away with your crumbs!

I never drop the crumbs lol "

Oh I'd let you off anyway W.D for my hairy chest cuddles!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring my murray mints, fresh breath here! Though they do like to get stuck to your teeth!

I'll have a gossip mag, blankie and a cushion too... All about travelling in comfort, who's joining me for a snuggle?

Whoever has pringles, stay away with your crumbs!

I never drop the crumbs lol

Oh I'd let you off anyway W.D for my hairy chest cuddles!

"
always have hairy chest cuddles for you

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

i get motion sickness though

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"I'll bring my murray mints, fresh breath here! Though they do like to get stuck to your teeth!

I'll have a gossip mag, blankie and a cushion too... All about travelling in comfort, who's joining me for a snuggle?

Whoever has pringles, stay away with your crumbs!

I never drop the crumbs lol "

Oops!!! i think we have the police behind us

, should i stop or put foot down

let them in ?

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"i get motion sickness though

You need to sit at the front

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll bring my murray mints, fresh breath here! Though they do like to get stuck to your teeth!

I'll have a gossip mag, blankie and a cushion too... All about travelling in comfort, who's joining me for a snuggle?

Whoever has pringles, stay away with your crumbs!

I never drop the crumbs lol

Oops!!! i think we have the police behind us

, should i stop or put foot down

let them in ?

Let them in. They might want to take our particulars down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any seats left I've brought some cake

"
I will catch the next one shall I

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Any seats left I've brought some cake

I will catch the next one shall I

Crikey sorry bud. With cake it’s a given your on.

This is the tardis bus. Got room for everyone.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Wooo Hoooo

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"I'll bring my murray mints, fresh breath here! Though they do like to get stuck to your teeth!

I'll have a gossip mag, blankie and a cushion too... All about travelling in comfort, who's joining me for a snuggle?

Whoever has pringles, stay away with your crumbs!

I never drop the crumbs lol

Oops!!! i think we have the police behind us

, should i stop or put foot down

let them in ?

Let them in. They might want to take our particulars down. "
ok , everybody misbehaving shhhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any seats left I've brought some cake

I will catch the next one shall I

Crikey sorry bud. With cake it’s a given your on.

This is the tardis bus. Got room for everyone. "
Yaaaa cheers mate (puts toys back in pram, and hops on)

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

Can I join you in there?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

Can I join you in there? "

Of course.

We could hold a raffle for who goes in the bed with us.

Who wants a ticket.

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

You didn't say that before. Forget the sweets and cake let's go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Sounds loud!

Lots of laughing

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

Can I join you in there?

Of course.

We could hold a raffle for who goes in the bed with us.

Who wants a ticket. "

You read my mind...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

You didn't say that before. Forget the sweets and cake let's go

There’s a raffle for the bed. Are you in?

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

You didn't say that before. Forget the sweets and cake let's go

There’s a raffle for the bed. Are you in? "

It's ok they can fight over you. I'll sit on someone else

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

You didn't say that before. Forget the sweets and cake let's go

There’s a raffle for the bed. Are you in?

It's ok they can fight over you. I'll sit on someone else "

Damn that didn’t work properly did it.

I can fix the raffle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

You didn't say that before. Forget the sweets and cake let's go

There’s a raffle for the bed. Are you in?

It's ok they can fight over you. I'll sit on someone else "
I believe there is room on my lap as long as you dont mind shearing my whiskey with posh and belle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

About time.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

Come get in the bed with me. Screw the raffle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

"
have you got the cider

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

About time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

Come get in the bed with me. Screw the raffle"

There’s a raffle

..what about bingo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

have you got the cider"

I do

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

You didn't say that before. Forget the sweets and cake let's go

There’s a raffle for the bed. Are you in?

It's ok they can fight over you. I'll sit on someone else I believe there is room on my lap as long as you dont mind shearing my whiskey with posh and belle "

Posh and belle can have the whiskey. I'm not a drinker. As long as they don't mind sharing you

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ve got the back seat. Me, Lois49, Meli, MsDreavus, Sparkles007, Lorraine, Lilith... it’s where the fun’s at

Room for me please?

Room for a not so little one

Both of you welcome, it’s going to be loud and raunchy

I don’t mind loud in the right company - raunchy goes without saying with you lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

have you got the cider

I do

"
good girl xxx

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

Any room for me and my bag of werthers?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ve got the keys to the little bed that the spare drivers use.

Just saying.

Is there anyone in it? Except you of course fiddles

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Any room for me and my bag of werthers?"

Ha ha that’s a daft question!

you'll just pile in

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Any room for me and my bag of werthers?"

Always. Get in the bed with Fiddles and Cheeky and me

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Any room for me and my bag of werthers?

Always. Get in the bed with Fiddles and Cheeky and me

And DC, come too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any room left on the back seat?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Any room for me and my bag of werthers?

Ha ha that’s a daft question!

you'll just pile in "

Oh I'll not push in like that. But if a few folk would be so kind as to shuffle up and make a little space I'll squeeze in happily

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By *oroRick1027Man over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I'll just sit quietly with my Wine gums

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

Lady's I think we should get the key from fiddle. Get him off the bus have some fun of are own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any room left on the back seat?

I'm already there lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Any room for me and my bag of werthers?

Always. Get in the bed with Fiddles and Cheeky and me

And DC, come too! "

Budge up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lady's I think we should get the key from fiddle. Get him off the bus have some fun of are own

"
sorry any ladies having fun will have to do so with me in the mix

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

Come get in the bed with me. Screw the raffle

There’s a raffle

..what about bingo

The bingo is later. Got a love honey hamper for a full house. My Nan has used the anal beads but the rest is as new.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Any room for me and my bag of werthers?

Always. Get in the bed with Fiddles and Cheeky and me

And DC, come too!

Budge up!

I was thinking maybe a pile on

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Lady's I think we should get the key from fiddle. Get him off the bus have some fun of are own

It’s mutiny mr Christian, mutiny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any room for me and my bag of werthers?"

How bigs the bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

Come get in the bed with me. Screw the raffle

There’s a raffle

..what about bingo

The bingo is later. Got a love honey hamper for a full house. My Nan has used the anal beads but the rest is as new. "

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Any room for me and my bag of werthers?

How bigs the bag

It fits two hands at a time

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Any room for me and my bag of werthers?

How bigs the bag

It fits two hands at a time

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I’m coming

Come get in the bed with me. Screw the raffle

There’s a raffle

..what about bingo

The bingo is later. Got a love honey hamper for a full house. My Nan has used the anal beads but the rest is as new.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We're on the bus and we'll sit next to wookiedad

he looks like a great laugh

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"We're on the bus and we'll sit next to wookiedad

he looks like a great laugh

That next to me then as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We're on the bus and we'll sit next to wookiedad

he looks like a great laugh

"
fine with me good job i got extra whiskey and pringles

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"We are on the COVID free bus of fun, but who is it you want to sit next to.

If it helps I have Haribo for the journey.

Who’s on the bus.

I'll only come if I can sit on your lap and we share the Haribo

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"We're on the bus and we'll sit next to wookiedad

he looks like a great laugh

That next to me then as well

"
that's great with us, looks like he's going to need more pringles and whiskey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fiddles, I’m riding up front with you

, with bournville chocolate

Try cadburys Dark..... to die for? "

Yes! It really is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We're on the bus and we'll sit next to wookiedad

he looks like a great laugh

That next to me then as well

that's great with us, looks like he's going to need more pringles and whiskey

"
fiddles good man can you stop at the next services I need a wee and I gotta stock back up on whiskey and pringles as my section of the bus is getting a bit boozy and I might get some rum to.!!!! Anyone want anything from the shop while I'm there

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"We're on the bus and we'll sit next to wookiedad

he looks like a great laugh

That next to me then as well

that's great with us, looks like he's going to need more pringles and whiskey

fiddles good man can you stop at the next services I need a wee and I gotta stock back up on whiskey and pringles as my section of the bus is getting a bit boozy and I might get some rum to.!!!! Anyone want anything from the shop while I'm there"

Some cheese and onion crisps pease and more condoms

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

Looking very crowded on here! Is there a seat free? Or I'll take a lap if anyone is offering?

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh is there for a small Irish gal you can all show me the sights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We're on the bus and we'll sit next to wookiedad

he looks like a great laugh

That next to me then as well

that's great with us, looks like he's going to need more pringles and whiskey

Some cheese and onion crisps pease and more condoms

"
thenwoman at the shop asked me if I wanted small medium or large I said large of course so she gave me a box with 5000 in it....

But they was a bit to long so I've cut the ends off

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fancy a backseat snog?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a backseat snog?"

My lap is free Sheila..?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"We're on the bus and we'll sit next to wookiedad

he looks like a great laugh

That next to me then as well

that's great with us, looks like he's going to need more pringles and whiskey

Some cheese and onion crisps pease and more condoms

"
some air toothpaste and a brush please, all the Whiskey, cheese & onion crisps, sour cream & onion pringles is starting to give my breath a bit of a funky kick to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm standing, hope I don't fall on someone's lap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*stows away in the luagage compatment with a flask of coffee and lemon drizzle cake*

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m only coming if your bus has a middle door, that’s my seat.... no one in front of me unhindered view, can observe front and back and the joy of fresh air every time the door opens

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By *airyChestedDaveMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Fancy a backseat snog?"

Would love one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We're on the bus and we'll sit next to wookiedad

he looks like a great laugh

That next to me then as well

that's great with us, looks like he's going to need more pringles and whiskey

Some cheese and onion crisps pease and more condoms

some air toothpaste and a brush please, all the Whiskey, cheese & onion crisps, sour cream & onion pringles is starting to give my breath a bit of a funky kick to it

"
I have mint imperial's in my bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m only coming if your bus has a middle door, that’s my seat.... no one in front of me unhindered view, can observe front and back and the joy of fresh air every time the door opens "
that's close to my seat and happy to be showing boing videos on my DVD player for you x

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Sorry inform all of you that the bus will make a stop,for a 30 minutes break in the next dogging site ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry inform all of you that the bus will make a stop,for a 30 minutes break in the next dogging site ,

"
that's another 30 miles up the road ffs cant we just stop in that layby up the road???

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sorry inform all of you that the bus will make a stop,for a 30 minutes break in the next dogging site ,

Don’t be sorry about that. Make it 45 mins.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm standing, hope I don't fall on someone's lap.

With your strap on let’s hope we fall on your lap

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Sorry inform all of you that the bus will make a stop,for a 30 minutes break in the next dogging site ,

that's another 30 miles up the road ffs cant we just stop in that layby up the road???"

Oops ! Sorry too late

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Sorry inform all of you that the bus will make a stop,for a 30 minutes break in the next dogging site ,

Don’t be sorry about that. Make it 45 mins. "

The OP said, we do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry inform all of you that the bus will make a stop,for a 30 minutes break in the next dogging site ,

that's another 30 miles up the road ffs cant we just stop in that layby up the road???

Oops ! Sorry too late

"
ok but I gonna pretend not to enjoy it

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Sorry inform all of you that the bus will make a stop,for a 30 minutes break in the next dogging site ,

that's another 30 miles up the road ffs cant we just stop in that layby up the road???

Oops ! Sorry too late

ok but I gonna pretend not to enjoy it

No worries we all will keep it in secret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we still at the dogging site or are we ready to move on in her about 20 miles up the road there is a nudist beach with a cocktail bar

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Are we still at the dogging site or are we ready to move on in her about 20 miles up the road there is a nudist beach with a cocktail bar "

Oops !! Time to everyone jump inside the bus

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Are we still at the dogging site or are we ready to move on in her about 20 miles up the road there is a nudist beach with a cocktail bar

Oops !! Time to everyone jump inside the bus

Yes on the bus and on each other.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s coming down the back for a snog then?

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Who’s coming down the back for a snog then?

Me , i'm tiried of driving this bus

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Who’s coming down the back for a snog then?

Me , i'm tiried of driving this bus

Ladies, I’m your man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s coming down the back for a snog then?

Me , i'm tiried of driving this bus

Come on, I’ll throw in a massage too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What we singing the wheels on the bus???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stuff the seats, get rid of the seats n replace with wall to wall mattresses lol

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"What we singing the wheels on the bus???

Nope , is your turn to drive because i'm going to the back seat for

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Stuff the seats, get rid of the seats n replace with wall to wall mattresses lol"

Genius.

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Who’s coming down the back for a snog then?

Me , i'm tiried of driving this bus

Come on, I’ll throw in a massage too

Let's get fisical

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What we singing the wheels on the bus???

Nope , is your turn to drive because i'm going to the back seat for

"
nope I dont drive the bus thays fiddles job I'm the entertainment

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Who’s coming down the back for a snog then?

Me , i'm tiried of driving this bus

Come on, I’ll throw in a massage too

Let's get fisical

That would be very nice wouldn’t it

I never asked, do you have a license.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fiddle, my lap’s free...

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Who’s coming down the back for a snog then?

Me , i'm tiried of driving this bus

Come on, I’ll throw in a massage too

Let's get fisical

That would be very nice wouldn’t it

I never asked, do you have a license. "

I have licence but not licence for a bus, but who cares this is the party bus

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddle, my lap’s free...

Inca, my lap”s free also and I believe in ladies first.

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"What we singing the wheels on the bus???

Nope , is your turn to drive because i'm going to the back seat for

nope I dont drive the bus thays fiddles job I'm the entertainment

I don't care , that is sorted between you both , myself jumping on the back seat with incandescent

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Fiddle, my lap’s free...

Inca, my lap”s free also and I believe in ladies first.

Menage à trois

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Does anyone know who this porn dvd is I just found under the seat?

Shall I slot it in the DVD player see what’s on it?

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Does anyone know who this porn dvd is I just found under the seat?

Shall I slot it in the DVD player see what’s on it? "

Oops !!!oops !!! Where is my handbag

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Does anyone know who this porn dvd is I just found under the seat?

Shall I slot it in the DVD player see what’s on it? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone know who this porn dvd is I just found under the seat?

Shall I slot it in the DVD player see what’s on it?

"
cant believe your putting that muck on my dvd player we was watching pepper pig

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Is there room for a small one in the back

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Is there room for a small one in the back "

You can join me and incandescent we just started the massages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for a small one in the back

You can join me and incandescent we just started the massages

Come on Sparkles, she’s been driving this bus for ages and needs to relax

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Does anyone know who this porn dvd is I just found under the seat?

Shall I slot it in the DVD player see what’s on it?

cant believe your putting that muck on my dvd player we was watching pepper pig

Shhhhh shhhh don't disturb there's people watching and enjoin it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll jump on for the ride

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"Does anyone know who this porn dvd is I just found under the seat?

Shall I slot it in the DVD player see what’s on it?

cant believe your putting that muck on my dvd player we was watching pepper pig

Can't beat a bit peppa pig. How about Ben and Holly now

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