The first rule of fab club is when you see a fellow member of fab in The fruit and veg aisle in Tesco you must say a little too loudly,
Hey, Nearly didn’t recognise you with your clothes on, I see you’ve got fab melons.
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Whenever you see a profile that you like you must always:
1. Read carefully
2. Make sure you fit what they are looking for.
3. Think of a great icebreaker, a way to show them that you are worthy of a response, something to make you stand out.
4. Forget all of that and message then with "I'd love to fuck you" with a picture of your cock attached. |
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"Whenever you see a profile that you like you must always:
1. Read carefully
2. Make sure you fit what they are looking for.
3. Think of a great icebreaker, a way to show them that you are worthy of a response, something to make you stand out.
4. Forget all of that and message then with "I'd love to fuck you" with a picture of your cock attached."
I’ll forgive you for posting the first four rules of fab club and promote number 4 to number 1  |
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"Whenever you see a profile that you like you must always:
1. Read carefully
2. Make sure you fit what they are looking for.
3. Think of a great icebreaker, a way to show them that you are worthy of a response, something to make you stand out.
4. Forget all of that and message then with "I'd love to fuck you" with a picture of your cock attached."
What, not a dozen from every any imaginable angle, and also not imaginable 
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"Whenever you see a profile that you like you must always:
1. Read carefully
2. Make sure you fit what they are looking for.
3. Think of a great icebreaker, a way to show them that you are worthy of a response, something to make you stand out.
4. Forget all of that and message then with "I'd love to fuck you" with a picture of your cock attached."
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