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Ever had to clean your phone after a wank?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

Or is it just me?

(Especially over Mr. Mystique's pics...)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bag it before I slide it up now, saves a lot of mess and a weird smell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, I finish in my sock

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I bag it before I slide it up now, saves a lot of mess and a weird smell.

Sounds like a good plan

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"No, I finish in my sock

How does one get their vagina in a sock? Asking for a friend...

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By *ewBurtonMan over a year ago

Derby

Cleaned my keyboard quite a few times x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, I finish in my sock

How does one get their vagina in a sock? Asking for a friend... "

A sock won't help in your situation, perhaps a diaper

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Do you tribute your phone?

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

"No, I finish in my sock

How does one get their vagina in a sock? Asking for a friend... "

Put the phone in the sock on a delayed pic timer, lube the sick and insert in foof

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cleaned my keyboard quite a few times x"

Thought about one of those waterproof covers that nurses have?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cling film has saved me a few embarrassing phone insurance claims

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"No, I finish in my sock

How does one get their vagina in a sock? Asking for a friend...

A sock won't help in your situation, perhaps a diaper

You really do have a death wish don't you. Stay out of Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, I finish in my sock

How does one get their vagina in a sock? Asking for a friend...

A sock won't help in your situation, perhaps a diaper

You really do have a death wish don't you. Stay out of Liverpool

Suffocation from face sitting, not the worst way to go

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do you tribute your phone?

My phone is a sexy motherfucker.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"No, I finish in my sock

How does one get their vagina in a sock? Asking for a friend...

Put the phone in the sock on a delayed pic timer, lube the sick and insert in foof

Okay be right back...

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cling film has saved me a few embarrassing phone insurance claims

Yano how they have those water damage indicators? Is there cum damage indicators?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"No, I finish in my sock

How does one get their vagina in a sock? Asking for a friend...

A sock won't help in your situation, perhaps a diaper

You really do have a death wish don't you. Stay out of Liverpool

Suffocation from face sitting, not the worst way to go

As if I would kill you a way you would enjoy...

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By *ewBurtonMan over a year ago

Derby

It’s always been too late for any logical thinking just need to have the wet wipes ready xx

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

No, but I know of a guy who had to get a new keyboard for his computer.

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

No..but I have pushed button B,to get my change back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never, I must be doing it wrong!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No but I once tried to ring Directory Enquiries on my vibrator

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Usually my phone has what I can see and so the mess happens at the other end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Usually my phone has what I can see and so the mess happens at the other end."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It has been known to have happened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just squirt over my stomach and chest, wishing there was a lady to lick it up!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"No but I once tried to ring Directory Enquiries on my vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just once..

glad it survived the splash;-)

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