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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As we live on FabEnders Street we are not restricted by air bridges.
So we are on the runway preparing for takeoff. Where do you want to go? Is there someone you want to see? What are you bringing for inflight entertainment? The world is our oyster. |
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"As we live on FabEnders Street we are not restricted by air bridges.
So we are on the runway preparing for takeoff. Where do you want to go? Is there someone you want to see? What are you bringing for inflight entertainment? The world is our oyster. "
Want to go to Ibiza to see the sunrise, will bring Haribo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As we live on FabEnders Street we are not restricted by air bridges.
So we are on the runway preparing for takeoff. Where do you want to go? Is there someone you want to see? What are you bringing for inflight entertainment? The world is our oyster.
Want to go to Ibiza to see the sunrise, will bring Haribo."
We will go from Palm Beach to Las Vegas first. Thinking of the environment  Ibiza is on the route plan. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate flying  Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people"
Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people
Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience. "
I will be the inflight entertainment experience without the sleeping tablet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Back to Nicuragua. Beautiful country, lovely sexy people  "
Ooh so we will go to south from Las Vegas then for your stop. Any ideas for games inflight? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people
Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience.
I will be the inflight entertainment experience without the sleeping tablet "
Oh dear Lord will we need to keep you away from the exit doors? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Las Vegas to live it up with champagne and hookers
This ^^  "
I wouldn't want them taking advantage of your cock Mr M?
How are you entertaining us mid Atlantic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people
Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience.
I will be the inflight entertainment experience without the sleeping tablet
Oh dear Lord will we need to keep you away from the exit doors? "
Yes and the cockpit. I consent to being used while asleep though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Catch me on the flip flip luscious Lois...I got me inflatable ring and sun lotion for whoever needs rubdowm  "
Are you doing the rubbing down? You better bring a vat of lotion for all the lovlies that will be queuing up for your hands on their bods |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""The last plane out of Sydney's almost gone" https://youtu.be/dTjvG4WJD_A
I'm giving my mum a hug. Then jumping in the car for a few hours so I can listen to my grandmother tell me to get off her  "
We will fly east from Nicaragua just for you Swing. Will your mum make a cup of tea for all of us? |
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By *arksxMan
over a year ago
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Corsica to drive the mountain roads of God's private race track
And eat the unique food of a French island next door to Italy.
Shame it's a right pain in the arse to get to from the uk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh  might I go and do my Italian tour now please Lois - you can join me if you like "
Of course DC. Sounds like there will be a few of us joining you though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people
Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience.
I will be the inflight entertainment experience without the sleeping tablet
Oh dear Lord will we need to keep you away from the exit doors?
Yes and the cockpit. I consent to being used while asleep though."
Not sure I would allow that sounds a bit wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people
Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience.
I will be the inflight entertainment experience without the sleeping tablet
Oh dear Lord will we need to keep you away from the exit doors?
Yes and the cockpit. I consent to being used while asleep though.
Not sure I would allow that sounds a bit wrong "
I'll sign anything you want me to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Corsica to drive the mountain roads of God's private race track
And eat the unique food of a French island next door to Italy.
Shame it's a right pain in the arse to get to from the uk "
Ah but this is Lois Airlines so we can get anywhere we want when we want |
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""The last plane out of Sydney's almost gone" https://youtu.be/dTjvG4WJD_A
I'm giving my mum a hug. Then jumping in the car for a few hours so I can listen to my grandmother tell me to get off her
We will fly east from Nicaragua just for you Swing. Will your mum make a cup of tea for all of us? "
Absolutely. I hope you like dogs, because they'll like you whether you like it or not.
And my grandmother has an amazing view out into the Tasman Sea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""The last plane out of Sydney's almost gone" https://youtu.be/dTjvG4WJD_A
I'm giving my mum a hug. Then jumping in the car for a few hours so I can listen to my grandmother tell me to get off her
We will fly east from Nicaragua just for you Swing. Will your mum make a cup of tea for all of us?
Absolutely. I hope you like dogs, because they'll like you whether you like it or not.
And my grandmother has an amazing view out into the Tasman Sea"
Well that sounds perfect. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let’s do a world trip Lois. And I’d love to see the Sphinx "
We are racking up the airmiles
Not sure why I automatically saw sphincter and not Sphinx then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have my passport and a crate of Champagne for the journey to..somewhere warm and sunny "
Hop on board Lisa we have got some wonderful places on the itinerary so far x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll start. I have popped already to pick up Incandescent so we are now heading to Palm Beach to see Lorraine.
Oh I can’t wait. I have Gin and tonic packed."
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh might I go and do my Italian tour now please Lois - you can join me if you like
Of course DC. Sounds like there will be a few of us joining you though
Ha ha the more the merrier "
You may regret that |
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way? "
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to "
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have my passport and a crate of Champagne for the journey to..somewhere warm and sunny
Get on the Italy tour with me, Lois .... and everyone else
I’d love to... "
Yay |
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised "
Yeah that is so very true lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised
Yeah that is so very true lol "
Will I need to take a sun hat? |
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised
Yeah that is so very true lol
Will I need to take a sun hat? "
Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised
Yeah that is so very true lol
Will I need to take a sun hat?
Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol "
Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey |
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised
Yeah that is so very true lol
Will I need to take a sun hat? "
I have an ace Sophia Loren sun hat! It’s massive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised
Yeah that is so very true lol
Will I need to take a sun hat?
I have an ace Sophia Loren sun hat! It’s massive "
I can picture you in it now with the dark glasses |
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised
Yeah that is so very true lol
Will I need to take a sun hat?
Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol
Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey "
Dont be silly not real mother in law we may find you a nice Spanish man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised
Yeah that is so very true lol
Will I need to take a sun hat?
Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol
Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey
Dont be silly not real mother in law we may find you a nice Spanish man "
Anyone with a pulse could apply |
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised
Yeah that is so very true lol
Will I need to take a sun hat?
Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol
Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey
Dont be silly not real mother in law we may find you a nice Spanish man
Anyone with a pulse could apply "
For you i will find the very best and make sure hes a Chelsea fan just for you as well x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised
Yeah that is so very true lol
Will I need to take a sun hat?
Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol
Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey
Dont be silly not real mother in law we may find you a nice Spanish man
Anyone with a pulse could apply
For you i will find the very best and make sure hes a Chelsea fan just for you as well x"
Why thank you |
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"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother
Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?
Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to
Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised
Yeah that is so very true lol
Will I need to take a sun hat?
Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol
Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey
Dont be silly not real mother in law we may find you a nice Spanish man
Anyone with a pulse could apply
For you i will find the very best and make sure hes a Chelsea fan just for you as well x
Why thank you "
No need to thank me |
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