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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The Kernel?

I've just had 7 pieces of boneless chicken, 2 hot wings and a zinger burger and I feel like the Kernel has invaded my rectum and is now trying to escape via my belly button

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought the kernel was part of a nut. Are you sure you don't have someones todger pushed up your posterior, and its their nuts hanging out, not a kernel?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Truth - I've never had a KFC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t you mean The Colonel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t you mean The Colonel? "

Ah fuck, indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kernel?

I've just had 7 pieces of boneless chicken, 2 hot wings and a zinger burger and I feel like the Kernel has invaded my rectum and is now trying to escape via my belly button

Do you mean The Colonel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Kernel?

I've just had 7 pieces of boneless chicken, 2 hot wings and a zinger burger and I feel like the Kernel has invaded my rectum and is now trying to escape via my belly button

Do you mean The Colonel?"

I do, and now I mean to go into hiding because of my error

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kernel is nuts, is that like a spikey peanut poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t you mean The Colonel?

Ah fuck, indeed

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"The Kernel?

I've just had 7 pieces of boneless chicken, 2 hot wings and a zinger burger and I feel like the Kernel has invaded my rectum and is now trying to escape via my belly button

Do you mean The Colonel?

I do, and now I mean to go into hiding because of my error

It’s the accent

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Kernel is nuts, is that like a spikey peanut poo

Bonus poo corn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kernel?

I've just had 7 pieces of boneless chicken, 2 hot wings and a zinger burger and I feel like the Kernel has invaded my rectum and is now trying to escape via my belly button

Do you mean The Colonel?

I do, and now I mean to go into hiding because of my error

No don’t, it’s funny

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"The Kernel?

I've just had 7 pieces of boneless chicken, 2 hot wings and a zinger burger and I feel like the Kernel has invaded my rectum and is now trying to escape via my belly button

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Amateur. As a kid I could comfortably eat a whole 8 piece bucket with all four fries by myself. I never actually did as I saved one fries and a piece of chicken for whoever I was 'sharing' with but I cudda gone for more.

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By *olarbear73Man over a year ago

Glasgow

The amount of salt you’ve just eaten OP