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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you get the same thing each time? "
Pretty much.
I only stop on the way to work for a tea but always end up with a bacon roll and a muffin.
Toffee muffin if they have one.
If there’s no toffee muffins I have been known to cry at the counter. |
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Pizza Hut when my lads come over for the weekend. Over £35, I went to two supermarkets last week and food shopping combined, was less than that and keep me fed for a fortnight easily.
And the cheeky little fellas end up throwing some of the pizza away  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Rent and (and this is cringe) currently Amazon
Come on stelly, spill... whatcha been buying??"
House tat. I’ve had a bit of a spending spree but badly haemorrhaging money! Lights, towels, plants, and so on.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries."
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Expenditure on the bank statements?
I cringe lately every time I look on my banking app.
Greggs £5:20
Vegan sausage roll, yeah?
How
Dare
You!!!"
It’s a euphemism.
It’s where I play with H and you just watch.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ebay for me, i got to keep my stock levels up! "
Evil bay.
I had to delete the app as I just kept buying bmx stuff from the 80’s & 90’s.
I’m terrible for impulse buying! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amazon. The Amazon driver may as well live here "
Same here, I just piled all the boxes by my door to take down to recycling and cannot decide if I am ashamed or pleased with myself  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pizza Hut when my lads come over for the weekend. Over £35, I went to two supermarkets last week and food shopping combined, was less than that and keep me fed for a fortnight easily.
And the cheeky little fellas end up throwing some of the pizza away "
It’s ridiculous the cost of pizza these days.
It’s a licence to print money!
It’s very rare we have one.
We only eat home cooked pizza these days but that’s mainly because it’s only me and my youngest that like it so it’s just easier to go supermarket and get stuff we all like. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rent and (and this is cringe) currently Amazon
Come on stelly, spill... whatcha been buying??
Vag tat. I’ve had a bit of a spending spree but badly haemorrhaging money! Dildos, towels, pants , and so on.
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You have a Masturbation addiction young lady.
Go to your room! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The local Deli is my guilty pleasure  "
It’s just so easy and gives so much pleasure.
Fresh food prepared by another is one of the greatest pleasures in the world I’d say  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Expenditure on the bank statements?
I cringe lately every time I look on my banking app.
Greggs £5:20
Vegan sausage roll, yeah?
How
Dare
You!!!
It’s a euphemism.
It’s where I play with H and you just watch. "
Never gonna appen.
Sam doesn’t watch.
I’m action Sam  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?"
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tesco. How boring of me. "
Not boring but obviously much better disciplined than us lazy deli scoffers.
West Bromwich Albion fc designed their home kit around the classic Tesco bag  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today. "
Haha! You made Lois swear! Well played Sam. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Deliveroo
D.
Oh I forgot this one! I deliverooooood ice cream to myself last night! Just because."
I didn’t even think of that.
You may of just made my weekend... or ruined my life |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Expenditure on the bank statements?
I cringe lately every time I look on my banking app.
Greggs £5:20
Vegan sausage roll, yeah?
How
Dare
You!!!
It’s a euphemism.
It’s where I play with H and you just watch.
Never gonna appen.
Sam doesn’t watch.
I’m action Sam "
Okay okay I’ll go meat sausage roll. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Better than Greggs
True. Though sometimes its just loo roll and that's more boring than greggs! "
Can’t wipe your bum with a sausage roll  |
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Not boring but obviously much better disciplined than us lazy deli scoffers.
West Bromwich Albion fc designed their home kit around the classic Tesco bag "
Easy to be disciplined when you're skint |
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Better than Greggs
True. Though sometimes its just loo roll and that's more boring than greggs!
Can’t wipe your bum with a sausage roll "
Well technically you CAN though I'm not sure you'd want to. Also a right waste of a sausage roll. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tesco delivery I hate going near the place "
That’s fine with me.
The more time you spend taking pretty pictures the happier my updates are.
I do get you though, going in supermarkets is wank in normal times and even worse currently.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Amazon. The Amazon driver may as well live here
Same here, I just piled all the boxes by my door to take down to recycling and cannot decide if I am ashamed or pleased with myself "
It made you laugh at yourself so you’ve already had a positive effect and that’s just the packaging!
There’s no shame in treating yourself to nice things |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lovehoney
Look... the husband was away for 3 months! That's my excuse anyway... "
He’s a lucky fucker.
Save your money next time he’s away and drop Sam tender a line...
He’s your love honey from now on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The local Deli is my guilty pleasure
It’s just so easy and gives so much pleasure.
Fresh food prepared by another is one of the greatest pleasures in the world I’d say "
Oh isn't it just...I try and support local alternatives to national takeaway chains in my area
Trouble is they have lots of my support |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today.
Haha! You made Lois swear! Well played Sam. "
Meli I have even been known on occasion to drop the C word |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Amazon and Delivery Dudes.
Love to shop and hate to cook for one. "
If it gives you pleasure then it’s all good.
Cook for one is difficult to do sometimes and delivery dudes sound like they’re great fun.
Do they turn up on skates and talk like teenage mutant ninja turtles? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sainsburys. That's dull isn't it? This week Asos does appear four times though.  "
Sainsbury’s... wouldn’t expect anything less from my very posh and elegant friend _eli.
ASOS... Anal slime of snails? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Tesco delivery I hate going near the place
That’s fine with me.
The more time you spend taking pretty pictures the happier my updates are.
I do get you though, going in supermarkets is wank in normal times and even worse currently.
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Glad I make your updates happy 
It’s horrible no one smiles anymore and the arrows do my nut in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ubereats probably.  "
Don’t be
Ordering pleasures for the tummy is one of the best things we have left at the moment.
They don’t cover my area currently
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today. "
I hope you had a good hold on that zimmer frame at all times!
I hope you did some big smiling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Better than Greggs
True. Though sometimes its just loo roll and that's more boring than greggs! "
Not true.
It’s a good job your so hot!
Greggs... boring  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Better than Greggs
True. Though sometimes its just loo roll and that's more boring than greggs!
Can’t wipe your bum with a sausage roll "
That’s all I’d do with them vegan ones!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today.
I hope you had a good hold on that zimmer frame at all times!
I hope you did some big smiling "
I rocked my frame and smiled although I think it may have been perceived as wind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amazon. 
This week probably looks like:
Replacement (free) Twilight Blue Paperwhite delivered.
Free Kindle Unlimited.
Kindle book Kindle book Kindle book Kindle book Kindle book Kindle book Kindle book.
I have £65 worth of colouring stuff sat in my Amazon basket that I can't buy until next week too.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Not boring but obviously much better disciplined than us lazy deli scoffers.
West Bromwich Albion fc designed their home kit around the classic Tesco bag
Easy to be disciplined when you're skint "
Oh, I see.
I must admit it but s beginning to get a bit silly for me. Soon mounts up at £5:20 a day six days a week.
That’s over £10 a month!!! |
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Better than Greggs
True. Though sometimes its just loo roll and that's more boring than greggs!
Not true.
It’s a good job your so hot!
Greggs... boring "
Haha! If it helps, my partner is such a Greggs fan that he showed me where his local Greggs was when we visited where he went to University . He also once had two Greggs in a day on a long road trip. I rip him for it too. Men of simple pleasures aren't you!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The local Deli is my guilty pleasure
It’s just so easy and gives so much pleasure.
Fresh food prepared by another is one of the greatest pleasures in the world I’d say
Oh isn't it just...I try and support local alternatives to national takeaway chains in my area
Trouble is they have lots of my support "
Very community spirited of you |
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Not boring but obviously much better disciplined than us lazy deli scoffers.
West Bromwich Albion fc designed their home kit around the classic Tesco bag
Easy to be disciplined when you're skint
Oh, I see.
I must admit it but s beginning to get a bit silly for me. Soon mounts up at £5:20 a day six days a week.
That’s over £10 a month!!!"
Quite a lot over £10 a month . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tesco delivery I hate going near the place
That’s fine with me.
The more time you spend taking pretty pictures the happier my updates are.
I do get you though, going in supermarkets is wank in normal times and even worse currently.
Glad I make your updates happy
It’s horrible no one smiles anymore and the arrows do my nut in "
*cringey chat up line incoming*
They probably stopped smiling when you stopped going shopping
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Genuinely, last few months, FAR too many payments to Lovehoney
Dreading the accountant asking "What is LH Trading?"
"Errrm, essential health supplies"
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I hate to be the one to break this to you but your accountant spent a very long time becoming an accountant through our various educational facilities.
The chances of him or her not knowing what LH trading is are very very slim.
On the plus side if he or she are hot and kinky they might invite you to an upmarket swingers party where you could drink pink champagne with your little finger in the air |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Amazon & Deliveroo "
Both popular themes in this thread.
I’ve never used either but I’m seriously considering a deliveroo of all the ice cream tonight thanks to this thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today.
I hope you had a good hold on that zimmer frame at all times!
I hope you did some big smiling
I rocked my frame and smiled although I think it may have been perceived as wind "
Patrick swayze ~ she’s like the wind
https://youtu.be/lU9p1WRfA9w
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Not boring but obviously much better disciplined than us lazy deli scoffers.
West Bromwich Albion fc designed their home kit around the classic Tesco bag
Easy to be disciplined when you're skint
Oh, I see.
I must admit it but s beginning to get a bit silly for me. Soon mounts up at £5:20 a day six days a week.
That’s over £10 a month!!!
Quite a lot over £10 a month . "
that's almost twelvety pounds me thinks, ha |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Tesco delivery I hate going near the place
That’s fine with me.
The more time you spend taking pretty pictures the happier my updates are.
I do get you though, going in supermarkets is wank in normal times and even worse currently.
Glad I make your updates happy
It’s horrible no one smiles anymore and the arrows do my nut in
*cringey chat up line incoming*
They probably stopped smiling when you stopped going shopping
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Oh Sam  
It’s ok but the Tesco delivery man last night was very smiley think he liked my outfit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Amazon.
This week probably looks like:
Replacement (free) Twilight Blue Paperwhite delivered.
Free Kindle Unlimited.
Kindle book Kindle book Kindle book Kindle book Kindle book Kindle book Kindle book.
I have £65 worth of colouring stuff sat in my Amazon basket that I can't buy until next week too. "
You seem to have a running theme on your bank statements.
I’ve deduced that you enjoy drawing and reading.
Again, if that’s what makes you happy then you spend your money on it all and enjoy yourself.
I’d quite like to be a drawing I think |
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Not boring but obviously much better disciplined than us lazy deli scoffers.
West Bromwich Albion fc designed their home kit around the classic Tesco bag
Easy to be disciplined when you're skint
Oh, I see.
I must admit it but s beginning to get a bit silly for me. Soon mounts up at £5:20 a day six days a week.
That’s over £10 a month!!!
Quite a lot over £10 a month . that's almost twelvety pounds me thinks, ha "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tesco. How boring of me.
Better than Greggs
True. Though sometimes its just loo roll and that's more boring than greggs!
Not true.
It’s a good job your so hot!
Greggs... boring
Haha! If it helps, my partner is such a Greggs fan that he showed me where his local Greggs was when we visited where he went to University . He also once had two Greggs in a day on a long road trip. I rip him for it too. Men of simple pleasures aren't you! "
Yes.
Yes we are.
Simple and proud.
Who has two greggs in one day!
I mean, it’s not like I have to drive past it on the way home too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lidl’s bakery Clark's for me,, Double Damn,, ha "
Clark’s... not heard of that one but I’m assuming it’s another delicious baking type outlet.
Tomato’s are the answer to any health problems that might arise from eating so much naughty stuff.
Just be sure to eat some tomatoes a couple of times a week and it all balances out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tesco delivery I hate going near the place
That’s fine with me.
The more time you spend taking pretty pictures the happier my updates are.
I do get you though, going in supermarkets is wank in normal times and even worse currently.
Glad I make your updates happy
It’s horrible no one smiles anymore and the arrows do my nut in
*cringey chat up line incoming*
They probably stopped smiling when you stopped going shopping
Oh Sam
It’s ok but the Tesco delivery man last night was very smiley think he liked my outfit "
I reckon he might’ve 
Jammy twat!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've splashed out too much on Amazon lately "
You’ve splashed on the amazon l ok lately!
That’s impressive.
I thought you looked like you’d caught the sun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dominos pizza. Our record is 5 times in 5 days but usually it’s 2-3 times a week "
You must be very rich!
And do a lot of starchy poo’s...
Pizza always bloats me and then I poo like a horse.
Again though, if it makes you happy then keep it up, I like the really spicy one.
Probably why it makes me poo do much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've splashed out too much on Amazon lately
Amazon have such a range of stuff..... Tell me more "
You reckon she’s been buying sexual devices for her pleasure.
The bloody deviant woman |
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By *aucyBitWoman
over a year ago
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"Genuinely, last few months, FAR too many payments to Lovehoney
Dreading the accountant asking "What is LH Trading?"
"Errrm, essential health supplies"
I hate to be the one to break this to you but your accountant spent a very long time becoming an accountant through our various educational facilities.
The chances of him or her not knowing what LH trading is are very very slim.
On the plus side if he or she are hot and kinky they might invite you to an upmarket swingers party where you could drink pink champagne with your little finger in the air "
Haha! Oh I'm aware but I'd rather lie to myself that he's 'innocent'
Lovely as the man is, his face is not a place I'd relish sitting, so hopefully any previous hintery at his appreciation of my, ahem, femininity..will NOT be increased by his realisation of what a hordawg bitch I am!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Genuinely, last few months, FAR too many payments to Lovehoney
Dreading the accountant asking "What is LH Trading?"
"Errrm, essential health supplies"
I hate to be the one to break this to you but your accountant spent a very long time becoming an accountant through our various educational facilities.
The chances of him or her not knowing what LH trading is are very very slim.
On the plus side if he or she are hot and kinky they might invite you to an upmarket swingers party where you could drink pink champagne with your little finger in the air
Haha! Oh I'm aware but I'd rather lie to myself that he's 'innocent'
Lovely as the man is, his face is not a place I'd relish sitting, so hopefully any previous hintery at his appreciation of my, ahem, femininity..will NOT be increased by his realisation of what a hordawg bitch I am!
"
Ooh!
You talk sexy, that paragraph actually give me a tingle.
Good work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today.
I hope you had a good hold on that zimmer frame at all times!
I hope you did some big smiling
I rocked my frame and smiled although I think it may have been perceived as wind
Patrick swayze ~ she’s like the wind
https://youtu.be/lU9p1WRfA9w
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Are you serenading me there Sam or making fun of me? Carry your own watermelon in future! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today.
I hope you had a good hold on that zimmer frame at all times!
I hope you did some big smiling
I rocked my frame and smiled although I think it may have been perceived as wind
Patrick swayze ~ she’s like the wind
https://youtu.be/lU9p1WRfA9w
Are you serenading me there Sam or making fun of me? Carry your own watermelon in future!"
Baby... would I ever make fun of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today.
I hope you had a good hold on that zimmer frame at all times!
I hope you did some big smiling
I rocked my frame and smiled although I think it may have been perceived as wind
Patrick swayze ~ she’s like the wind
https://youtu.be/lU9p1WRfA9w
Are you serenading me there Sam or making fun of me? Carry your own watermelon in future!
Baby... would I ever make fun of you "
Or put me in the corner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today.
I hope you had a good hold on that zimmer frame at all times!
I hope you did some big smiling
I rocked my frame and smiled although I think it may have been perceived as wind
Patrick swayze ~ she’s like the wind
https://youtu.be/lU9p1WRfA9w
Are you serenading me there Sam or making fun of me? Carry your own watermelon in future!
Baby... would I ever make fun of you
Or put me in the corner "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My bank statement has been so much shorter since working at home so at the moment it is just M&S for groceries.
I knew you looked posh.
Can you resist the cardigans when you go grocery shopping Lois?
Excuse my language but you are a cheeky fucker
Yes I resisted purchasing a cardigan. I couldn't find one to go with my pearl necklace today.
I did skip around there in my Hello Kitty Converse to cheer myself up today.
I hope you had a good hold on that zimmer frame at all times!
I hope you did some big smiling
I rocked my frame and smiled although I think it may have been perceived as wind
Patrick swayze ~ she’s like the wind
https://youtu.be/lU9p1WRfA9w
Are you serenading me there Sam or making fun of me? Carry your own watermelon in future!
Baby... would I ever make fun of you
Or put me in the corner
Let’s dance "
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By *aucyBitWoman
over a year ago
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"Genuinely, last few months, FAR too many payments to Lovehoney
Dreading the accountant asking "What is LH Trading?"
"Errrm, essential health supplies"
I hate to be the one to break this to you but your accountant spent a very long time becoming an accountant through our various educational facilities.
The chances of him or her not knowing what LH trading is are very very slim.
On the plus side if he or she are hot and kinky they might invite you to an upmarket swingers party where you could drink pink champagne with your little finger in the air
Haha! Oh I'm aware but I'd rather lie to myself that he's 'innocent'
Lovely as the man is, his face is not a place I'd relish sitting, so hopefully any previous hintery at his appreciation of my, ahem, femininity..will NOT be increased by his realisation of what a hordawg bitch I am!
Ooh!
You talk sexy, that paragraph actually give me a tingle.
Good work "
Haha! Whythankayou kind Sir! I would've thanked you privately but it appears my 50 trips round the sun preclude me from helping you tingle one-on-one...
First time I've been told I'm too old to message someone haha! |
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