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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Right now? But instead you're on fab, fingering, flirting and PHWWWWOOOAAARRR ing?

I should be ironing and cleaning.... But you're all too sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right now? But instead you're on fab, fingering, flirting and PHWWWWOOOAAARRR ing?

I should be ironing and cleaning.... But you're all too sexy

Yes the same.. But I'm too busy pervin away..

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I should be whipping up a lemon drizzle batter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be whipping up a lemon drizzle batter

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I should be sampling your lemon drizzle

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I should be cleaning but that’s way too boring

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I should be whipping up a lemon drizzle batter

Yum

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm not fingering or flirting so I'm doing fab wrong.

I'm on here and drinking tea and that's exactly what I should be doing. This weekend is some much needed relax time.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be whipping up a lemon drizzle batter

Whipping? Ooh

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Decorating

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not fingering or flirting so I'm doing fab wrong.

I'm on here and drinking tea and that's exactly what I should be doing. This weekend is some much needed relax time.

There is no fab wrong here Meli. You're being delightful as always.

I'm totally flirting with you though gorgeous lady

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

I'm plotting. Such delicious devious plots. I should be going to supermarket. But that doesn't appeal as much as what I'm thinking of

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should be getting out of bed but am enjoy just laying her fabbing

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm plotting. Such delicious devious plots. I should be going to supermarket. But that doesn't appeal as much as what I'm thinking of

Ooh lady....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing. It's my weekend off work. But I've done laundry and tidied up my flat + did other housework. Happy with myself. Now it's time to get in the shower and go to shops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

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you win the best response lol. X

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m back at my gym breakfast club for the first time since March and everyone is catching up! The 10 of us that usually fill two tables are now taking up the whole cafè!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now? But instead you're on fab, fingering, flirting and PHWWWWOOOAAARRR ing?

I should be ironing and cleaning.... But you're all too sexy

Yes the same.. But I'm too busy pervin away..

Keep it up lovely! Send a perve this way would you?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I'm plotting. Such delicious devious plots. I should be going to supermarket. But that doesn't appeal as much as what I'm thinking of

Ooh lady....

Only when i want to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting makeup on so I dont scare people!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be whipping up a lemon drizzle batter

I should be sampling your lemon drizzle

I can think of more fun sampling.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be relaxing in bed, but I got up early, went the tip, have done 2 loads of washing and have poached eggs on the go for brunch.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Stockport

Taking skirting boards off......

Mrs J

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be cleaning but that’s way too boring

I think I need cleaning.... Mentally! Oooffftt Belle. Those legs!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Decorating

Do it dressed in your elephant....

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I’m back at my gym breakfast club for the first time since March and everyone is catching up! The 10 of us that usually fill two tables are now taking up the whole cafè! "

Oh I hope you have an amazing time DC!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

And fabbing while you wait. Excellent multi-tasking there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Decorating

Do it dressed in your elephant....

Would love to see that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be getting out of bed but am enjoy just laying her fabbing

A fine mornings work....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing. It's my weekend off work. But I've done laundry and tidied up my flat + did other housework. Happy with myself. Now it's time to get in the shower and go to shops

That's a bit enthusiastic for a morning! Hope you can relax later!

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Running, showering, emailing but instead having post-sex tea and bagel in bed and fabbing

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m back at my gym breakfast club for the first time since March and everyone is catching up! The 10 of us that usually fill two tables are now taking up the whole cafè! "

Wow! Excellent social distancing there! And fabbing too you sexy lady!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be whipping up a lemon drizzle batter

I should be sampling your lemon drizzle

I can think of more fun sampling.....

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so can I

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be relaxing in bed, but I got up early, went the tip, have done 2 loads of washing and have poached eggs on the go for brunch."

I'll take the eggs if you bring them to bed?

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By *olarbear73Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Garden stuff

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Taking skirting boards off......

Mrs J

With no skirt on I hope!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feeding the dogs, getting washed and dressed but we're all mooching on the sofa - I'm the only one in a dressing gown though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Running, showering, emailing but instead having post-sex tea and bagel in bed and fabbing "

Now I’m just jealous wish I was having post sex tea and a bagel, nope will be happy with just the post sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing. It's my weekend off work. But I've done laundry and tidied up my flat + did other housework. Happy with myself. Now it's time to get in the shower and go to shops

That's a bit enthusiastic for a morning! Hope you can relax later! "

Is it? Haha it needed to be done. It's a small flat so didn't take that long. And thanks, I'm relaxing already

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Running, showering, emailing but instead having post-sex tea and bagel in bed and fabbing "

Show off

I remember post sex.... That's the bit after the sweaty part, right?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Garden stuff"

You shouldn't say that when there's horny people about.... Now we need to know what garden stuff?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Feeding the dogs, getting washed and dressed but we're all mooching on the sofa - I'm the only one in a dressing gown though."

Whip it off!

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By *eanGreyWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Doing the hoovering. But I'm feeling way too lazy to move.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Doing the hoovering. But I'm feeling way too lazy to move."

My kind of lady! And I love that bra/top x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

too busy checking out all the lovely ladies within this thread :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well i definitely should be out of bed but perving on here and listening to the rain

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By *eanGreyWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Doing the hoovering. But I'm feeling way too lazy to move.

My kind of lady! And I love that bra/top x"

Thank you! You have the best lingerie.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well i definitely should be out of bed but perving on here and listening to the rain

Stay there....... Let me imagine it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting out of bed but its warm

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"too busy checking out all the lovely ladies within this thread :P"

There are some damn fine ladies..... Thinking if I lick them all does that make them mine though?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Doing the hoovering. But I'm feeling way too lazy to move.

My kind of lady! And I love that bra/top x

Thank you! You have the best lingerie."

Aww..... I have a couple of fine corsets but I need to improve the rest x

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By *irewolffMan over a year ago

Dublin

Nothing. I have been pretty productive so far... up at 7.30am. 50min cycle. Weights and floor exercises for 40mins at home.

Shower, wash on, brekkie. Looking after 2 kids. Finishing my coffee on sofa as 11yr old watches YouTube challenges!!

Im good!!

MsD

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Getting out of bed but its warm "

Invite me. It'll get warmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"too busy checking out all the lovely ladies within this thread :P

There are some damn fine ladies..... Thinking if I lick them all does that make them mine though? "

Not if I lick them better

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing. I have been pretty productive so far... up at 7.30am. 50min cycle. Weights and floor exercises for 40mins at home.

Shower, wash on, brekkie. Looking after 2 kids. Finishing my coffee on sofa as 11yr old watches YouTube challenges!!

Im good!!

MsD"

I'm tired thinking about it. Have a lay down......here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting out of bed but its warm

Invite me. It'll get warmer

And wetter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"too busy checking out all the lovely ladies within this thread :P

There are some damn fine ladies..... Thinking if I lick them all does that make them mine though? "

was if we licked them together :P

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I should be watching F1! I’ve waited months for it to resume! I will watch it later on catch up though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in bed but really should be up but tbh I think I'm gonna get breakfast in bed if stay a bit longer

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"too busy checking out all the lovely ladies within this thread :P

There are some damn fine ladies..... Thinking if I lick them all does that make them mine though?

Not if I lick them better "

Oh baby. Challenge accepted.

Nobody does it better!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting ready to go out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feeding the dogs, getting washed and dressed but we're all mooching on the sofa - I'm the only one in a dressing gown though.

Whip it off! "

New avatar taken just now. Just for the ladies on this thread.

(don't all fab at once).

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be watching F1! I’ve waited months for it to resume! I will watch it later on catch up though

D."

Come lick ladies with me and the boys then. Bring Jo

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Getting out of bed but its warm

Invite me. It'll get warmer

And wetter?"

Obviously.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be on holiday in jordan, visiting petra or floating in the Dead Sea.

But its cancelled for the time being

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing. I have been pretty productive so far... up at 7.30am. 50min cycle. Weights and floor exercises for 40mins at home.

Shower, wash on, brekkie. Looking after 2 kids. Finishing my coffee on sofa as 11yr old watches YouTube challenges!!

Im good!!

MsD"

Wow go you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in bed but really should be up but tbh I think I'm gonna get breakfast in bed if stay a bit longer

Stay! Don't move

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should be in the workshop making benches but instead having a good perv

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Getting ready to go out! "

From your avatar, you are plenty ready for going out!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be on holiday in jordan, visiting petra or floating in the Dead Sea.

But its cancelled for the time being"

Something to look forward to for the future.....

But that sucks

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

I've just received my delivery of make up and skincare that I ordered so I'm faffing about with that x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in bed but really should be up but tbh I think I'm gonna get breakfast in bed if stay a bit longer

Stay! Don't move "
I intend to

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be in the workshop making benches but instead having a good perv"

When you do that bench making.... Will it be topless and will you video the process so the ladies can perve? I mean.... So we can check you're doing it right

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just received my delivery of make up and skincare that I ordered so I'm faffing about with that x"

Oooh! Jealous!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I actually have to iron now.... Will check back to make sure you're all pervy and gorgeous later xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I should be watching F1! I’ve waited months for it to resume! I will watch it later on catch up though

Come lick ladies with me and the boys then. Bring Jo

Last lick wins?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

you win the best response lol. X"

Thank you, I’m fairly rushed off me chair right now

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By *irewolffMan over a year ago

Dublin

"I should be on holiday in jordan, visiting petra or floating in the Dead Sea.

But its cancelled for the time being"

Thats a different destination. I need to travel more.

MsD

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Getting ready to go out! "

I'm still sat in ned drinking tea!

Jo.Xx

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By *irewolffMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Nothing. I have been pretty productive so far... up at 7.30am. 50min cycle. Weights and floor exercises for 40mins at home.

Shower, wash on, brekkie. Looking after 2 kids. Finishing my coffee on sofa as 11yr old watches YouTube challenges!!

Im good!!

MsD

Wow go you

I cant sit still or relax. Get my exercise done early so I can spend time with the kids later on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting ready to go out!

I'm still sat in ned drinking tea!

Jo.Xx "

Not that it takes me that long to get ready

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By *ugRollersCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

I should be cleaning the house but instead I’ve just done two workouts and now sitting flicking through fab drinking a coffee x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be out running in the rain

Her x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be watching F1! I’ve waited months for it to resume! I will watch it later on catch up though

Come lick ladies with me and the boys then. Bring Jo

Last lick wins?

D."

Good call. But if I lick it.... It's mine. Until I lick the next part anyway

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Getting ready to go out!

I'm still sat in ned drinking tea!

Jo.Xx "

You should be licking with me and D! That was the deal

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be cleaning the house but instead I’ve just done two workouts and now sitting flicking through fab drinking a coffee x"

Coffee is the best way..... I should get one.

I ironed a pillow case... That's enough for the moment

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be out running in the rain

Her x"

No one should be doing that. Wrong way to get wet

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Lurkers! What should you be doing?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Waiting for the cake to rise and now making the orange sponge

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I should be watching F1! I’ve waited months for it to resume! I will watch it later on catch up though

Come lick ladies with me and the boys then. Bring Jo

Last lick wins?

Good call. But if I lick it.... It's mine. Until I lick the next part anyway

I liked it, so I licked it!

Mine! Mine! Mine!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Studying for my prescribing course....sheesh

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

I did get up and make coffee but brought it back to bed

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Waiting for the cake to rise and now making the orange sponge

Ooh. More for me to lick.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Studying for my prescribing course....sheesh"

Important work! Fab first. Prescribe later

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I did get up and make coffee but brought it back to bed"

I'll meet you in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be cleaning my bathrooms

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be watching F1! I’ve waited months for it to resume! I will watch it later on catch up though

Come lick ladies with me and the boys then. Bring Jo

Last lick wins?

Good call. But if I lick it.... It's mine. Until I lick the next part anyway

I liked it, so I licked it!

Mine! Mine! Mine!

Jo.Xx "

You always get last lick gorgeous

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be cleaning my bathrooms

There are more fun things to do in the bathroom.....

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

I'd planned to get up early and do 30 mins on the cross trainer but instead and as usual I'm procrastinating / perving on here......

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd planned to get up early and do 30 mins on the cross trainer but instead and as usual I'm procrastinating / perving on here...... "

Exercise the perve muscles first....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be cleaning my bathrooms

There are more fun things to do in the bathroom..... "
probably but I have 4 to do then feed the animals ( children)

Lunch then Hoover lol

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Washing clothes, hoovering, chooooorrrreeeesss.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

"I should be cleaning the house but instead I’ve just done two workouts and now sitting flicking through fab drinking a coffee x"

Get back to cleaning that house. It needs to be spotless

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Washing clothes, hoovering, chooooorrrreeeesss."

Ooh the lovely Estella..... Don't do it. Play on fab instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lurkers! What should you be doing? "

I'm doing it!

Lurking quietly in the corner of the cave.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

"I've just received my delivery of make up and skincare that I ordered so I'm faffing about with that x

Oooh! Jealous! "

I forgot to say what I should be doing because it's boring housework too!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurkers! What should you be doing?

I'm doing it!

Lurking quietly in the corner of the cave.

You are the one man doing what he should be then! Hope you're perving too.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just received my delivery of make up and skincare that I ordered so I'm faffing about with that x

Oooh! Jealous!

I forgot to say what I should be doing because it's boring housework too!"

Far too much of this housework nonsense going around.....

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I'm not fingering or flirting so I'm doing fab wrong.

I'm on here and drinking tea and that's exactly what I should be doing. This weekend is some much needed relax time.

There is no fab wrong here Meli. You're being delightful as always.

I'm totally flirting with you though gorgeous lady

Awww!

I'll throw a

your way.

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By *reaming of pleasingMan over a year ago

somewhere only we know

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not fingering or flirting so I'm doing fab wrong.

I'm on here and drinking tea and that's exactly what I should be doing. This weekend is some much needed relax time.

There is no fab wrong here Meli. You're being delightful as always.

I'm totally flirting with you though gorgeous lady

Awww!

I'll throw a

your way. "

Thank you Meli

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!"

Come do mine if you're bored!

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By *reaming of pleasingMan over a year ago

somewhere only we know

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored! "

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored!

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

I have no money. Can we settle up another way?

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By *reaming of pleasingMan over a year ago

somewhere only we know

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored!

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

I have no money. Can we settle up another way? "

What you thinking? Payment in cake??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right now? But instead you're on fab, fingering, flirting and PHWWWWOOOAAARRR ing?

I should be ironing and cleaning.... But you're all too sexy

I was going to get up and out of bed. Now instead I’m laying here naked having a little perv at a few lovely women on fab.... Oooft indeed x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored!

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

I have no money. Can we settle up another way?

What you thinking? Payment in cake??"

Cake works......

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now? But instead you're on fab, fingering, flirting and PHWWWWOOOAAARRR ing?

I should be ironing and cleaning.... But you're all too sexy

I was going to get up and out of bed. Now instead I’m laying here naked having a little perv at a few lovely women on fab.... Oooft indeed x"

Only a few? That's not very inclusive of you.

Do them all!

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By *reaming of pleasingMan over a year ago

somewhere only we know

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored!

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

I have no money. Can we settle up another way?

What you thinking? Payment in cake??

Cake works......

Cake always works, couldn’t think of any other form of payment , damn my innocent mind

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored!

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

I have no money. Can we settle up another way?

What you thinking? Payment in cake??

Cake works......

Cake always works, couldn’t think of any other form of payment , damn my innocent mind"

Have to take your first answer....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right now? But instead you're on fab, fingering, flirting and PHWWWWOOOAAARRR ing?

I should be ironing and cleaning.... But you're all too sexy

I was going to get up and out of bed. Now instead I’m laying here naked having a little perv at a few lovely women on fab.... Oooft indeed x

Only a few? That's not very inclusive of you.

Do them all!

You’re right it’s not. I’ll make it fair. Anyone who has a perv on me and let’s me know will get an almighty perv back on them. That way I can be fully inclusive whilst also being lazy in bed

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By *reaming of pleasingMan over a year ago

somewhere only we know

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored!

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

I have no money. Can we settle up another way?

What you thinking? Payment in cake??

Cake works......

Cake always works, couldn’t think of any other form of payment , damn my innocent mind

Have to take your first answer.... "

Cake will have to do then! Next time

I’ll think faster

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored!

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

I have no money. Can we settle up another way?

What you thinking? Payment in cake??

Cake works......

Cake always works, couldn’t think of any other form of payment , damn my innocent mind

Have to take your first answer....

Cake will have to do then! Next time

I’ll think faster

Very good plan....

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By *reaming of pleasingMan over a year ago

somewhere only we know

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored!

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

I have no money. Can we settle up another way?

What you thinking? Payment in cake??

Cake works......

Cake always works, couldn’t think of any other form of payment , damn my innocent mind

Have to take your first answer....

Cake will have to do then! Next time

I’ll think faster

Very good plan....

Can you give me a bit of warning next time, might be able to come up with a filthy answer then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Writing, but I'm over my word count and not even close to saying what I need to

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored!

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

I have no money. Can we settle up another way?

What you thinking? Payment in cake??

Cake works......

Cake always works, couldn’t think of any other form of payment , damn my innocent mind

Have to take your first answer....

Cake will have to do then! Next time

I’ll think faster

Very good plan....

Can you give me a bit of warning next time, might be able to come up with a filthy answer then!"

You've got to think fast.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Writing, but I'm over my word count and not even close to saying what I need to

What you writing?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Washing clothes, hoovering, chooooorrrreeeesss.

Ooh the lovely Estella..... Don't do it. Play on fab instead

Okay!!

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By *reaming of pleasingMan over a year ago

somewhere only we know

"I’m waiting for the washing to be washed

Just putting a load in, send it my way!

Come do mine if you're bored!

Sure why not, invoice will be in the post

I have no money. Can we settle up another way?

What you thinking? Payment in cake??

Cake works......

Cake always works, couldn’t think of any other form of payment , damn my innocent mind

Have to take your first answer....

Cake will have to do then! Next time

I’ll think faster

Very good plan....

Can you give me a bit of warning next time, might be able to come up with a filthy answer then!

You've got to think fast.....

Bugger if only thinking filthy came naturally to me!! I’ll take some lessons, maybe we can use that as payment instead of cake??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Washing clothes, hoovering, chooooorrrreeeesss.

Ooh the lovely Estella..... Don't do it. Play on fab instead

Okay!! "

Darn. Should have said play with me..... If I'd known it was going to be that easy!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Washing clothes, hoovering, chooooorrrreeeesss.

Ooh the lovely Estella..... Don't do it. Play on fab instead

Okay!!

Darn. Should have said play with me..... If I'd known it was going to be that easy! "

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm very distressed that no one has said they should be doing me....

Don't y'all know I'm an attention seeking whore?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm very distressed that no one has said they should be doing me....

Don't y'all know I'm an attention seeking whore?

Don't forget shameless.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm very distressed that no one has said they should be doing me....

Don't y'all know I'm an attention seeking whore?

Don't forget shameless. "

Hell yes. Go on. Say it. Say it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm very distressed that no one has said they should be doing me....

Don't y'all know I'm an attention seeking whore?

Don't forget shameless.

Hell yes. Go on. Say it. Say it. "

You shameless attention seeking whore

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm very distressed that no one has said they should be doing me....

Don't y'all know I'm an attention seeking whore?

Don't forget shameless.

Hell yes. Go on. Say it. Say it.

You shameless attention seeking whore

Oh you sweet talker

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m back at my gym breakfast club for the first time since March and everyone is catching up! The 10 of us that usually fill two tables are now taking up the whole cafè!

Oh I hope you have an amazing time DC!

It was good to see everyone again Meli x

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m back at my gym breakfast club for the first time since March and everyone is catching up! The 10 of us that usually fill two tables are now taking up the whole cafè!

Wow! Excellent social distancing there! And fabbing too you sexy lady! "

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Oh dear...I have already done everything i should have done by now....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh dear...I have already done everything i should have done by now...."

I doubt that...... Surely there's something!

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By *ools1964Man over a year ago

Swadlincote

Housework while mrs at work but im on here on the sly

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Housework while mrs at work but im on here on the sly"

As long as it's all done when she gets home that's the important thing

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"Oh dear...I have already done everything i should have done by now....

I doubt that...... Surely there's something!

Actually I can now think of something....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh dear...I have already done everything i should have done by now....

I doubt that...... Surely there's something!

Actually I can now think of something....

I'm so helpful..... Tell Lorna I said hi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be getting dressed and going for a run. But no... I’m sitting here, perving fab with my hubby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Writing, but I'm over my word count and not even close to saying what I need to

What you writing? "

An essay to get into university

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be getting dressed and going for a run. But no... I’m sitting here, perving fab with my hubby "

Send some perves this way you two......

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Writing, but I'm over my word count and not even close to saying what I need to

What you writing?

An essay to get into university

You'll be great! That's excellent!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I took a vow to do the ironing , hoover upstairs and buy a microwave.

So far, Ive listened to a podcast, read a chapter of a book, had two poached eggs on toast with coffee and watched a video on how to fix a microwave......

Then I came on here but I never flirt.............. NEVER unless I know they take it as a joke.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I took a vow to do the ironing , hoover upstairs and buy a microwave.

So far, Ive listened to a podcast, read a chapter of a book, had two poached eggs on toast with coffee and watched a video on how to fix a microwave......

Then I came on here but I never flirt.............. NEVER unless I know they take it as a joke."

Sounds like a productive day. Can I flirt with you Granny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right now? But instead you're on fab, fingering, flirting and PHWWWWOOOAAARRR ing?

I should be ironing and cleaning.... But you're all too sexy

Sleeping before my night shift

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I took a vow to do the ironing , hoover upstairs and buy a microwave.

So far, Ive listened to a podcast, read a chapter of a book, had two poached eggs on toast with coffee and watched a video on how to fix a microwave......

Then I came on here but I never flirt.............. NEVER unless I know they take it as a joke.

Sounds like a productive day. Can I flirt with you Granny?

Okay! but start slowly and work up........ works every time.

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By *iking 777Man over a year ago

wick

Ships paperwork

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By *oxyVikingCouple over a year ago

East Anglia

Weeding the vegetable patch! Rock n roll

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I took a vow to do the ironing , hoover upstairs and buy a microwave.

So far, Ive listened to a podcast, read a chapter of a book, had two poached eggs on toast with coffee and watched a video on how to fix a microwave......

Then I came on here but I never flirt.............. NEVER unless I know they take it as a joke.

Sounds like a productive day. Can I flirt with you Granny?

Okay! but start slowly and work up........ works every time."

Funny..... That's always what I say.....

Hey Granny... How you doin? (in a sexy voice)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now? But instead you're on fab, fingering, flirting and PHWWWWOOOAAARRR ing?

I should be ironing and cleaning.... But you're all too sexy

Sleeping before my night shift

More fun to be had in bed....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ships paperwork "

Oh god. That's never ending!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Weeding the vegetable patch! Rock n roll

Living the dream!

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By *iking 777Man over a year ago

wick

"Ships paperwork

Oh god. That's never ending! "
very true .... Much more fun on here

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Not sending cheeky pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleaning and wrapping presents.

I have all day though so no hurry

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

On Holibobs

chatting for an hour before I'm child free and can play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chatting for an hour before I'm child free and can play

I’m not jealous, your jealous...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right now? But instead you're on fab, fingering, flirting and PHWWWWOOOAAARRR ing?

I should be ironing and cleaning.... But you're all too sexy

Sleeping before my night shift

More fun to be had in bed....

I'm alone though come snuggle

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Watching F1.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Stockport

"Taking skirting boards off......

Mrs J

With no skirt on I hope!

Hahaha I’ve given up with what seems to be a trapped nerve at top of leg and in too much pain when I move!!!

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By *airyChestedDaveMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"I should be cleaning but that’s way too boring

Hire yourself a naked butler

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By *ornyhappyCouple over a year ago

perth

I should be mowing the grass but the weather is not cooperating.

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By *edHeadedFunWoman over a year ago

Didsbury

Washing the pots from my lunch, but decided to have 5 minutes after a busy morning. (5 minutes is now 15)

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've finished, time for a shower now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not fingering or flirting so I'm doing fab wrong.

I'm on here and drinking tea and that's exactly what I should be doing. This weekend is some much needed relax time.

Snap!

Is there a class or lecture we can take to learn how to do fab correctly? Help! anyone!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not sending cheeky pics

My box is open for you....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cleaning and wrapping presents.

I have all day though so no hurry

I love wrapping! Can I help?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"chatting for an hour before I'm child free and can play

Ooh..... So now then?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now? But instead you're on fab, fingering, flirting and PHWWWWOOOAAARRR ing?

I should be ironing and cleaning.... But you're all too sexy

Sleeping before my night shift

More fun to be had in bed....

I'm alone though come snuggle

I'm in!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Watching F1. "

Can we distract you?

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