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over a year ago
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OK so I ordered a remote control love egg from love honey last week. It arrived a few days ago so I took it to my fb house as we were going to have a little fun. To not go into too much detail we couldn't get the bloody thing to work. Put it in my bag and emailed them that evening and no problem a new one on the way..
However  I went into my local shop this morning, purchased a few items. Pulled my purse out and my whole bag started vigorously vibrating. Never been so embarrassed in all my life as the shop assistant said to me do you want to answer your phone as its making some very strange vibrating noises.
Honestly i sat in the car and nearly wet myself laughing..
Have you had any funny, embarrassing experiences with sex toys.?. please tell.... |
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Hahaha...brilliant! You should’ve pulled it out and held it to your ear 
I rolled a car a fair few years back and I was an Ann Summers rep at the time. I was a little lazy and sometimes left my stock in the car. Needless to say, the night I rolled my car was one of my lazier nights. I was whisked off in the back of an ambulance while protesting that I really needed to clear up the mess of everything by my boot and needless to say, they didn’t let me.
My other half sent pics the following morning of all these dildos and outfits hanging out the boot covered in police tape....surprised they lasted the night |
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the ex had her love egg go off when we went out for a meal she had it in her at the time and I got a turn it off im trying to eat...
thing was i hadnt turned it on it was playing up, wondering if they a little hitty missy??? |
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"Hahaha...brilliant! You should’ve pulled it out and held it to your ear
I rolled a car a fair few years back and I was an Ann Summers rep at the time. I was a little lazy and sometimes left my stock in the car. Needless to say, the night I rolled my car was one of my lazier nights. I was whisked off in the back of an ambulance while protesting that I really needed to clear up the mess of everything by my boot and needless to say, they didn’t let me.
My other half sent pics the following morning of all these dildos and outfits hanging out the boot covered in police tape....surprised they lasted the night "
Haha!!! Brilliant  |
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"the ex had her love egg go off when we went out for a meal she had it in her at the time and I got a turn it off im trying to eat...
thing was i hadnt turned it on it was playing up, wondering if they a little hitty missy???"
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