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My mate fancies you part 5
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Reclaiming this like cumming in my wife after shes been ploughed by another lad.
If I has a wife (I dont).
Aaaaanyway
You know the rules.
Outrageous messages only |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Reclaiming this like cumming in my wife after shes been ploughed by another lad.
If I has a wife (I dont).
Aaaaanyway
You know the rules.
Outrageous messages only "
I'm no lad. Your not wife was ploughed by me and my strap on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Morningstar
A fit bird says he needs to fuck me like Geralt fucks Yen
Shes deffo talking some northern language I dont understand but sounds hot "
Hate fuck mixed with passion fuck 
Hope you bring the unicron with you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reclaiming this like cumming in my wife after shes been ploughed by another lad.
If I has a wife (I dont).
Aaaaanyway
You know the rules.
Outrageous messages only
I'm no lad. Your not wife was ploughed by me and my strap on "
Fuckin wot |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Seriously though, totally in. And obviously the star messenger. Fill my box with your sexy statements.
And don't forget your postie.
Plus, who wants me in workout gear? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Reclaiming this like cumming in my wife after shes been ploughed by another lad.
If I has a wife (I dont).
Aaaaanyway
You know the rules.
Outrageous messages only
I'm no lad. Your not wife was ploughed by me and my strap on
Fuckin wot "
Oh yeah baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Morningstar
A fit bird says he needs to fuck me like Geralt fucks Yen
Shes deffo talking some northern language I dont understand but sounds hot
Hate fuck mixed with passion fuck
Hope you bring the unicron with you "
All day sweetie  I’ll bring a unicorn.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi oi Dickwad (that oero one). a gorgeous gent has said
can you tell oreo id love his workout routine as I need to get in shape
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It's basically eat veg and meat and lift heavy things over and over and also run a little bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Morningstar
A fit bird says he needs to fuck me like Geralt fucks Yen
Shes deffo talking some northern language I dont understand but sounds hot
Hate fuck mixed with passion fuck
Hope you bring the unicron with you
All day sweetie I’ll bring a unicorn. "
i volunteer as tribute |
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"Oi oi Dickwad (that oero one). a gorgeous gent has said
can you tell oreo id love his workout routine as I need to get in shape
It's basically eat veg and meat and lift heavy things over and over and also run a little bit "
Was just missing the veg and running, cheers dude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Morningstar
A fit bird says he needs to fuck me like Geralt fucks Yen
Shes deffo talking some northern language I dont understand but sounds hot
Hate fuck mixed with passion fuck
Hope you bring the unicron with you
All day sweetie I’ll bring a unicorn.
i volunteer as tribute "
Sorted! Threesome! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi oi Dickwad (that oero one). a gorgeous gent has said
can you tell oreo id love his workout routine as I need to get in shape
It's basically eat veg and meat and lift heavy things over and over and also run a little bit
Was just missing the veg and running, cheers dude "
No worries broseph |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey Oreo!
Another sexy little red head says:
“Please could you tell Oreo that someone thinks hes a dickhead. Just a very pretty dickhead. Thank you and goodnight.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Morningstar
A fit bird says he needs to fuck me like Geralt fucks Yen
Shes deffo talking some northern language I dont understand but sounds hot
Hate fuck mixed with passion fuck
Hope you bring the unicron with you
All day sweetie I’ll bring a unicorn.
i volunteer as tribute
Sorted! Threesome! "
What have I signed up for 
I'll bring electrolytes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bellaseas I apologies for the incoming essay but my cockwomble mate likes to talk a lot, and I'd imagine this took her a long time to type with her thumbs, however it reads....
Bonjour Bellend.
Please may you tell Bellaseas, that we recently discovered (thanks to another thread) that we both have each other on our respective hotlists.
now could we please discover your bi side a bit more, and come round to play? Thank you ever so much
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Morningstar
A fit bird says he needs to fuck me like Geralt fucks Yen
Shes deffo talking some northern language I dont understand but sounds hot
Hate fuck mixed with passion fuck
Hope you bring the unicron with you
All day sweetie I’ll bring a unicorn.
i volunteer as tribute
Sorted! Threesome!
What have I signed up for
I'll bring electrolytes "
I’ll bring the unicorn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Prinny! A guy who is so enchanted by you that he called you Quin in his message said to tell you that:
“the sexual tension is killing me“
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Or didnt give a fuck and forgot her name. Also possible |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Prinny! A guy who is so enchanted by you that he called you Quin in his message said to tell you that:
“the sexual tension is killing me“
Or didnt give a fuck and forgot her name. Also possible "
Hahaha its like a mashup of my names. I'll take it
PS.. What sexual tension?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bellaseas I apologies for the incoming essay but my cockwomble mate likes to talk a lot, and I'd imagine this took her a long time to type with her thumbs, however it reads....
Bonjour Bellend.
Please may you tell Bellaseas, that we recently discovered (thanks to another thread) that we both have each other on our respective hotlists.
now could we please discover your bi side a bit more, and come round to play? Thank you ever so much
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Please tell your friend I should probably have bi curious on my profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Earth to CuriousCats,
some little spunkbucket, who isn't actually a mate, but is kinda nice to look at, said
can you tell curiouscats I wanna fuck her like braveheart fucks that bird in the film
*shall I be the one to tell him no soz, you're too busy with me  . Or do you want to let him down gently? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Earth to CuriousCats,
some little spunkbucket, who isn't actually a mate, but is kinda nice to look at, said
can you tell curiouscats I wanna fuck her like braveheart fucks that bird in the film
*shall I be the one to tell him no soz, you're too busy with me . Or do you want to let him down gently? "
What a cockblock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Earth to CuriousCats,
some little spunkbucket, who isn't actually a mate, but is kinda nice to look at, said
can you tell curiouscats I wanna fuck her like braveheart fucks that bird in the film
*shall I be the one to tell him no soz, you're too busy with me . Or do you want to let him down gently?
What a cockblock"
to the tune of one of my favourites...
YOU'RE WELCOMMMMEEEEEEE  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Shivers, you sexy thing!
A gorgeous lady friend of mine wants me to say:
“ Please could you tell Shivers that I want him to Tony my Pandy... see what I did there?” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right one from previous thread.
Can you tell Dynamic
That red comes in many positions
I'm guessing she means wheelbarrow mainly "
I have a wheelbarrow, I would be happy with any position, im pumped and ready to go   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Earth to CuriousCats,
some little spunkbucket, who isn't actually a mate, but is kinda nice to look at, said
can you tell curiouscats I wanna fuck her like braveheart fucks that bird in the film
*shall I be the one to tell him no soz, you're too busy with me . Or do you want to let him down gently? "
He can have our sloppy seconds babe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey! Miss Red!
I've got an acquaintance who what's you to know that you can grab his beard - preferably while he's on top of you.
That's just a preference though. I'm guessing you can choose your own position. But you MUST grab his beard. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Estragon mate you need to get on this asap
Please could you tell Estragon he should call me his good girl while he has me bent over his knee
Shes a stunner mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LoveYourSmile you lucky, lucky man. A real beauty wants you to know:
That shirt would great wrapped around me, especially if his arms were still in it...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Estragon mate you need to get on this asap
Please could you tell Estragon he should call me his good girl while he has me bent over his knee
Shes a stunner mate "
Anyone who gets the O.R.E.O. guarantee must be worth following up.
Get in touch. You won't* regret it.
*might |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey! Miss Red!
I've got an acquaintance who what's you to know that you can grab his beard - preferably while he's on top of you.
That's just a preference though. I'm guessing you can choose your own position. But you MUST grab his beard. "
Mmm.. beard grabbing.. my favourite.. I hope it’s a good beard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Estragon mate you need to get on this asap
Please could you tell Estragon he should call me his good girl while he has me bent over his knee
Shes a stunner mate
Anyone who gets the O.R.E.O. guarantee must be worth following up.
Get in touch. You won't* regret it.
*might"
So jealous right now haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" LoveYourSmile you lucky, lucky man. A real beauty wants you to know:
That shirt would great wrapped around me, especially if his arms were still in it...
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Oooo single lady reveal yourself please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"xmissredx another fine specimen of a man says:
I've not noticed her before but now I'll be perving her profile on the daily
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Oh my.. and another one.
Perve away sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello Sparkles! The 1974 version - not the 007 one.
I've got a good friend who's like you to know that his shower is warm and you're good to come hop in with him.
He's paid his heating bill and everything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey LoveYourSmile! Leave Shanice alone for a minute and listen to this.
I've got a good friend who wants you to know that she wears it better.
Madam Onassis got nothing on you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi! OREO, this one’s for you:
He’s worthy fodder for my daily lady wank.
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Haha oh could this person give me a wink maybe I could partake in the fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh Shivers, you sexy thing!
A gorgeous lady friend of mine wants me to say:
“ Please could you tell Shivers that I want him to Tony my Pandy... see what I did there?” "
And you |
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