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 WHERE IS ALL MY REAL LADYS?? HIT ME UP UP LETS ENJOY THIS ONE LIFE WE LIVING TOGETHER | |||
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"Why so shouty? "WHAT? | |||
"Why so shouty? "Because he DEMANDS to be heard/read!!!!! T | |||
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"Why so shouty?
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"Black Dicks Matter ... All DICKS Matter ... And Toms, and Harry's too ... "But what about the RICHARDS???? | |||
"REAL lady’s is there any other type "Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. | |||
"REAL lady’s is there any other type
Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was."they sound lovely I’ll have them both | |||
"REAL lady’s is there any other type
Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both "Wait your turn. They're busy. However, Latex Lynnie is available if you've brought your bike pump. | |||
"REAL lady’s is there any other type
Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both
Wait your turn. They're busy. However, Latex Lynnie is available if you've brought your bike pump."haven’t you got the deluxe ones like delboy sold in only fools | |||
"REAL lady’s is there any other type
Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both
Wait your turn. They're busy. However, Latex Lynnie is available if you've brought your bike pump."I’ll take a green arrow and 2 hrs with Latex Lynnie please. Can I use dettol to wipe her clean? | |||
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"REAL lady’s is there any other type
Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both
Wait your turn. They're busy. However, Latex Lynnie is available if you've brought your bike pump. haven’t you got the deluxe ones like delboy sold in only fools "They were recalled, dodgy gas valve or something. I've got some top of the range computerised models though. There's Cyber Cindy and Digital Doris. They've got synthesized speech and can say hello in 3 different languages. Plus, they only take 18 AA batteries. | |||
"Black Dicks Matter ... All DICKS Matter ... And Toms, and Harry's too ...
But what about the RICHARDS????"I'm Richard, just a good job that ma surname's not Head innit | |||
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"REAL lady’s is there any other type
Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both "I prefer Latex Lucy  | |||
"REAL lady’s is there any other type
Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both
Wait your turn. They're busy. However, Latex Lynnie is available if you've brought your bike pump.
I’ll take a green arrow and 2 hrs with Latex Lynnie please. Can I use dettol to wipe her clean? "Only if you're into pain. Won't that sting a little. You can do as you please. She's not fussy. Just don't wipe her face off. I've got a few Sharpies out back but it's never the same. | |||
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"Oh, I am a fake Lady, so I dont meet your requirements OP. Such a shame!" I've not seen you before. Are you one of the new models out of Taiwan? | |||
"What are fake ladies?" I dont hold my pinkie finger out when I drink tea | |||
"What are fake ladies?" Come into the back and I'll show you the range. It's a pony a pop. | |||
"What are fake ladies? I dont hold my pinkie finger out when I drink tea "Marry me   | |||
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"Just love this thread so funny xx "I'm not laughing. All my girls are on furlough. They're only blown up to 80% capacity. Vinyl Vera has odd sized breasts because of it. | |||
"Black Dicks Matter ... All DICKS Matter ... And Toms, and Harry's too ...
But what about the RICHARDS????
I'm Richard, just a good job that ma surname's not Head innit "The ex-missus use to call me a Beautiful Bellend, which I took as a compliment! Which reminds me :- Man walks into the bar, and orders a pint. As he's drinking, he spots a huge jar behind the bar, with something long and pale and sausage-like inside. "What's that?", he asks, pointing to it. "That", replies the barman, "is a pickled penis, sir. It's magic. You say 'pickled penis', then whatever you want, and it fetches it. Watch, sir. Pickled penis; packet of peanuts". Immediately the penis leaps from the jar, rockets over to the peanuts, grabs a bag in its bellend, and pops them over to the barman before heading back into the jar. The man stares in wonder, but shakes his head in disbelief soon after. "No, no, that's a trick. You've got some kind of strings in there, or something, yeah?”. "No, sir", replies the barman. "I'll do it again. Pickled penis; get me a fiver”. Once again, the penis rockets out of the jar, goes to the till, opens it, pulls out the money, drops it by the barman, and heads back to the jar. At this, the man drains his glass, and shakes his head. "No", he says, “No way, I don't know what's going on, but it's crazy, and I'm not standing for it. Duck this. I'm off to Starbucks”. He stands, walks a few steps, and laughs to himself, glances back, and mutters "Pickled penis, my arse!” | |||
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"Just love this thread so funny xx "Like liverpool banter Sick lah xx | |||
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"BLACK SINGLE AND LOVING LIFE $ WHERE IS ALL MY REAL LADYS?? HIT ME UP UP LETS ENJOY THIS ONE LIFE WE LIVING TOGETHER "your not going to start smashing the place up with that dick are you ??? | |||
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"11 inches oh my oh my " | |||
