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"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"
She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"  "
For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda. |
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"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"
She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"
For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda."
Maybe you can make him smile  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"
She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"
For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda."
Those lips have won me many a kiss in my time!  |
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"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"
She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"
For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda.
Those lips have won me many a kiss in my time! "
From Asda shoppers. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"
She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"
For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda.
Those lips have won me many a kiss in my time!
From Asda shoppers."
And your mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"
She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"
For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda.
Those lips have won me many a kiss in my time!
From Asda shoppers.
And your mum. "
She does like Asda. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"
She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47" "
Do you live at no 47? |
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"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"
She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47" "
Haha  |
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"I had a night out with a few friends. We decided to get a taxi and told the driver to take us to somewhere we're guaranteed some hot sexy action.
Didn't expect him to drop us off at my house  "
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