"If you're strapped for cash this year, now is the perfect time to tell the kids that Santa never made it through the covid pandemic!
You're welcome! "
I've already talked to my child about that today ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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Ahhhhhh, what a fantastic idea! Might make a fake news report to make sure my daughter believes it. You my friend deserve a drink.. My treat, I'll be able to afford it with all the money you've just saved me ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"If you're strapped for cash this year, now is the perfect time to tell the kids that Santa never made it through the covid pandemic!
You're welcome! "
I tried that with the tooth fairy, apparently she now uses amazon, smart little shit ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"Any more Bants?
That one is for free....anymore will require my inbox full of naughty filth!
So I’ll ask again. Any more tips? "
When you run out of mints, freeze a tube of toothpaste and cut it into slices! ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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"Any more Bants?
That one is for free....anymore will require my inbox full of naughty filth!
So I’ll ask again. Any more tips?
When you run out of mints, freeze a tube of toothpaste and cut it into slices! "
Fork in the sugar bowl round your house ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Any more Bants?
That one is for free....anymore will require my inbox full of naughty filth!
So I’ll ask again. Any more tips?
When you run out of mints, freeze a tube of toothpaste and cut it into slices!
Fork in the sugar bowl round your house "
Oh I'm not that bad. I'll let you lick your finger and dip it into the bowl....whatever sticks to your finger is yours to keep! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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