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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What do you call a reluctant potato?

A hesitater.

Hit me!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you call a reluctant potato?

A hesitater.

Hit me!

Mrs TMN x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did the tomato get embarrassed?

Because the chick pead

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Why did the tomato get embarrassed?

Because the chick pead

Excellent work!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I turned down a job at my local fruit and veg shop earlier today. They offered to pay me in vegetables...

I'm afraid the celery on offer just wasn't acceptable.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

What clothes do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why did the tomato get embarrassed?

Because the chick pead

I thought it was because it saw the salad dressing

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I turned down a job at my local fruit and veg shop earlier today. They offered to pay me in vegetables...

I'm afraid the celery on offer just wasn't acceptable."

Ahahahahaha!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What clothes do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!"

Ahem.

Where are your vegetables, Estella? This is quite a specific thread, I'm afraid.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"What clothes do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!"

I missed that it was supposed to be vegetable related.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Why did the tomato get embarrassed?

Because the chick pead

I thought it was because it saw the salad dressing "

Maybe this is the racier fab version?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What clothes do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!

I missed that it was supposed to be vegetable related.

GET OUT

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"What clothes do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!

Ahem.

Where are your vegetables, Estella? This is quite a specific thread, I'm afraid. "

Lettuce Romaine friends nonetheless Mrs TMN?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What clothes do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!

Ahem.

Where are your vegetables, Estella? This is quite a specific thread, I'm afraid.

Lettuce Romaine friends nonetheless Mrs TMN?"

I take my shouty caps back. Well played!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What clothes do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!

Ahem.

Where are your vegetables, Estella? This is quite a specific thread, I'm afraid.

Lettuce Romaine friends nonetheless Mrs TMN?

I take my shouty caps back. Well played! "

that made me laugh! You bloody crazy pair

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By *ab50Man over a year ago

bexhill

And that's shallot.. Boom boom..

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"And that's shallot.. Boom boom.. "

Oh, should have saved this up for when this dynamite thread inevitably reaches 175!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties?

Because they are such fungis

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties?

Because they are such fungis "

BADOOM TSHHH

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I’m feeling a bit low today I seem to have lost my roots, but I’m sure they will turnip

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What’s green and goes camping?

A Brussel’s scout.

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the cucumber say when it saw a plane? Courgette!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What’s green and goes camping?

A Brussel’s scout.

Mr. "

Erm... Shouldn't that be Brussels' scout?

You're not the same man I married

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What did the cucumber say when it saw a plane? Courgette! "

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Was addicted to cabbage once, it was really bad. Turned over a new leaf though.

Please call a Taxi

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

My fruit and veg business went into liquidation...

I now sell smoothies.

(I'll grab my coat

)

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Those ^^ are silly jokes. We like silly

Mr.

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By *ambscouple2015Couple over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

My know it all sister said that onions are the only vegetables that make you cry.

So I hit her in the face with a marrow.

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

What has a wheel, two handles and is stripey? A wheelmarrow! Boo hiss!!!

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