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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I saw a female version of The Lord's Prayer on someone's profile and it was dedicated to the Vibrator.
Here's a version for guys I've just drafted:
Our blow up doll
Who art in for repair, again
Hollow be your frame
Thy tits be plastic
On you we're not in heaven
Give me this day my puncture kit
And a patch of old inner tube
And some chalk to finish off with
Lead me not into frustration
But deliver me some glue that sticks
Forever and ever, amen. |
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