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Has anyone else heard the news story this morning about the young girl who whilst asleep in bed had her toe bitten by a HEDGEHOG !!
A FUCKING HEDGEHOG !!
Now forgive me if I'm wrong but how in the blue fuck can a Hedgehog climb a flight of stairs and then traverse it's way up a small bed and then bite a young girls toe ??
Have you seen the legs on a Hedgehog?? Tiny little things , there is no way this can happen ??
SO CAN A HEDGEHOG CLIMB STAIRS ?? |
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over a year ago
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Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window? |
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"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?"
Or the family cat dragged it upstairs  |
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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago
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"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?"
This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes  |
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"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window? Or the family cat dragged it upstairs "
Well that’s not nearly as much fun |
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"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?
This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes "
Do owls have toes? |
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"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?
This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes
Do owls have toes? "
No but they have a unique way of flirting with potential partners !! Believe it or not Owls have a sense of humour. They make their future mates laugh , their motto is To Wit , To Woo  |
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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?
This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes
Do owls have toes? "
Lol dunno, I assumed that what the talons attaches to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry to burst your BS story bubble, but hedgehogs are great climbers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkI-KRDuHuw
Well fuck me with a big stick  . Who knew  "
Any excuse to be fucked with a big stick.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone else heard the news story this morning about the young girl who whilst asleep in bed had her toe bitten by a HEDGEHOG !!
A FUCKING HEDGEHOG !!
Now forgive me if I'm wrong but how in the blue fuck can a Hedgehog climb a flight of stairs and then traverse it's way up a small bed and then bite a young girls toe ??
Have you seen the legs on a Hedgehog?? Tiny little things , there is no way this can happen ??
SO CAN A HEDGEHOG CLIMB STAIRS ??"
What newspaper do you read? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?
This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes
Do owls have toes? No but they have a unique way of flirting with potential partners !! Believe it or not Owls have a sense of humour. They make their future mates laugh , their motto is To Wit , To Woo "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?
This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes
Do owls have toes?
Lol dunno, I assumed that what the talons attaches to "
This was my thought process, it’s way too early, and way too deep  |
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"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?
This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes
Do owls have toes? No but they have a unique way of flirting with potential partners !! Believe it or not Owls have a sense of humour. They make their future mates laugh , their motto is To Wit , To Woo "
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"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?
This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes
Do owls have toes? No but they have a unique way of flirting with potential partners !! Believe it or not Owls have a sense of humour. They make their future mates laugh , their motto is To Wit , To Woo
Hahaha "
I have a strange mind  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog?
I came here to ask the same
Also did you see the fella with diabetic neuropathy who got his toes eaten off by a rat in a hostel?"
WTF? |
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"Sorry to burst your BS story bubble, but hedgehogs are great climbers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkI-KRDuHuw
Well fuck me with a big stick . Who knew
Everyday is a school day "
It sure is , I thought they were slow, turns out they're nimble little fuckers |
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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog?
I came here to ask the same
Also did you see the fella with diabetic neuropathy who got his toes eaten off by a rat in a hostel?"
I’m buying some lead lined sleep socks. All this to contend with as well as the monster under the bed??? |
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"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog?
I came here to ask the same
Also did you see the fella with diabetic neuropathy who got his toes eaten off by a rat in a hostel?
I’m buying some lead lined sleep socks. All this to contend with as well as the monster under the bed??? "
I would suggest that's a good idea then |
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