Next door but one came round this morning to collect a parcel that i had signed for on her behalf.
Unfortunately i had put it next to my television where my copy of "group sex grannies" was on display.
She glanced at it, blushed and made a hasty exit with her parcel.
Wondering now if she wants to borrow a dvd. |
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"Next door but one came round this morning to collect a parcel that i had signed for on her behalf.
Unfortunately i had put it next to my television where my copy of "group sex grannies" was on display.
She glanced at it, blushed and made a hasty exit with her parcel.
Wondering now if she wants to borrow a dvd."
I was surprised you still own a dvd player |
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"Next door but one came round this morning to collect a parcel that i had signed for on her behalf.
Unfortunately i had put it next to my television where my copy of "group sex grannies" was on display.
She glanced at it, blushed and made a hasty exit with her parcel.
Wondering now if she wants to borrow a dvd.
I was surprised you still own a dvd player"
I was surprised the OP thought we would believe his story   |
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"Is she a granny?
I have no idea, but she doesnt feature in the dvd."
You have no idea but you happily let her come in and collect her parcel.. what sort of a neighbour are you? |
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"Next door but one came round this morning to collect a parcel that i had signed for on her behalf.
Unfortunately i had put it next to my television where my copy of "group sex grannies" was on display.
She glanced at it, blushed and made a hasty exit with her parcel.
Wondering now if she wants to borrow a dvd.
I was surprised you still own a dvd player
I was surprised the OP thought we would believe his story "
He might have posted in the wrong forum.. it happens  |
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"Next door but one came round this morning to collect a parcel that i had signed for on her behalf.
Unfortunately i had put it next to my television where my copy of "group sex grannies" was on display.
She glanced at it, blushed and made a hasty exit with her parcel.
Wondering now if she wants to borrow a dvd.
I was surprised you still own a dvd player"
Really? We've got one |
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"I keep the parcels I take in for the neighbours next to the door to avoid them seeing my copy of Midget Mancunian Muff Munchers in Mumbai "
Great DVD. Well acted |
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"I keep the parcels I take in for the neighbours next to the door to avoid them seeing my copy of Midget Mancunian Muff Munchers in Mumbai "
Is that 1 or 2?
Or the directors cut? |
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