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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Why what have you done 
Me, honestly nothing 
Don’t believe you 
Oh I'm offended
Why ? You are always up to something in the mornings, so truthful statement yes ? "
I've been good so far. |
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"Why what have you done
Me, honestly nothing
Don’t believe you
Oh I'm offended
Why ? You are always up to something in the mornings, so truthful statement yes ?
I've been good so far."
So far.... it will come |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You..nah..well not today 
Take it back..I'm offended..where's my reply 
Can I offend you?
You do, all the time 
Do I? 
I forgot the and .
Hope I haven't offended you "
Life is too short to get offended. Be the offender!  |
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"You..nah..well not today
Take it back..I'm offended..where's my reply
Can I offend you?
You do, all the time
Do I?
I forgot the and .
Hope I haven't offended you
Life is too short to get offended. Be the offender! "
Like it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.
So shove that up ya bum and enjoy "
I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!
I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices!  Viv xx |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.
So shove that up ya bum and enjoy
I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!
I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices! Viv xx"
So what you trying to say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you"
I would love to offend you one day. How do you like it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.
So shove that up ya bum and enjoy
I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!
I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices! Viv xx
So what you trying to say "
I’m not sure! Haha. I was so busy being offended about you offending, I lost my train of thought and got distracted by the thought of bum fun Now I’m offended that I can’t remember why I’m offended!! xx |
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"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you
I would love to offend you one day. How do you like it? "
Wide wet n slooooooooowwwwwwww. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you
I would love to offend you one day. How do you like it?
Wide wet n slooooooooowwwwwwww. "
Can be arranged! |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.
So shove that up ya bum and enjoy
I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!
I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices! Viv xx
So what you trying to say
I’m not sure! Haha. I was so busy being offended about you offending, I lost my train of thought and got distracted by the thought of bum fun Now I’m offended that I can’t remember why I’m offended!! xx"
All I saw there was bum fun |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you
If you insist!
No need for that !
Flounces out ............  "
Oi! It's me that does the flouncing |
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"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you
I would love to offend you one day. How do you like it?
Wide wet n slooooooooowwwwwwww. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.
So shove that up ya bum and enjoy
I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!
I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices! Viv xx
So what you trying to say
I’m not sure! Haha. I was so busy being offended about you offending, I lost my train of thought and got distracted by the thought of bum fun Now I’m offended that I can’t remember why I’m offended!! xx
All I saw there was bum fun "
And now I’m distracted again!! haha xx |
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"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.
So shove that up ya bum and enjoy
I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!
I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices! Viv xx"
*chuckling...offensively if course |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you
I would love to offend you one day. How do you like it?
Wide wet n slooooooooowwwwwwww.
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I'm offended I've been left out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.
So shove that up ya bum and enjoy
I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!
I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices! Viv xx
*chuckling...offensively if course "
Strangely I’m not offended. As you can do anything offensively where I’m concerned beautiful xx |
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"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.
So shove that up ya bum and enjoy
I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!
I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices! Viv xx
*chuckling...offensively if course
Strangely I’m not offended. As you can do anything offensively where I’m concerned beautiful xx"
You are just so gorgeously, lovely....you bring warmth wherever I see you xx |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not yet but I'm up for it
Aww PP.... No offence for me? 
You live too far away and I'm too old for you, so it should be I who's offended but I'm not "
Dangnabbit. |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.
So shove that up ya bum and enjoy
I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!
I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices! Viv xx
*chuckling...offensively if course
Strangely I’m not offended. As you can do anything offensively where I’m concerned beautiful xx
You are just so gorgeously, lovely....you bring warmth wherever I see you xx"
You 2 need a room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!"
Oh Lois, I think I am a little bit in love with you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!"
Let’s bash em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!
Let’s bash em"
You take them out by the ankles and I will body drop on them. They won't stand a chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!
Let’s bash em
You take them out by the ankles and I will body drop on them. They won't stand a chance "
Can't we just set them on fire?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!
Let’s bash em
You take them out by the ankles and I will body drop on them. They won't stand a chance
Can't we just set them on fire? "
Whatever you want and whatever makes you happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!
Let’s bash em
You take them out by the ankles and I will body drop on them. They won't stand a chance
Can't we just set them on fire?
Whatever you want and whatever makes you happy "
Oh Lois...You make me happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!
Let’s bash em
You take them out by the ankles and I will body drop on them. They won't stand a chance
Can't we just set them on fire?
Whatever you want and whatever makes you happy
Oh Lois...You make me happy "
I am here to spread happiness and love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
Oh El, you know! Them...THEM?? *points erratically* over there!!
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I do indeed. Bash their kneecaps? I think the setting in fire is a tad ott |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
Oh El, you know! Them...THEM?? *points erratically* over there!!
I do indeed. Bash their kneecaps? I think the setting in fire is a tad ott "
Thank goodness I have you to keep me grounded |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
Oh El, you know! Them...THEM?? *points erratically* over there!!
I do indeed. Bash their kneecaps? I think the setting in fire is a tad ott
Thank goodness I have you to keep me grounded "
I still think if I land on them they will know it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be the story of my life lately
Feck 'em
Would love to. Wait... who’s them?
Oh El, you know! Them...THEM?? *points erratically* over there!!
I do indeed. Bash their kneecaps? I think the setting in fire is a tad ott
Thank goodness I have you to keep me grounded
I still think if I land on them they will know it "
That was funny! Giggles aside, pointing or staring is rude ladies. Kneecaps and igniting bodies is even more eye popping. Ouch! However docking on someone can be pleasurable depending on how one likes it.
Just saying...
Yeah I said it! And I will say it again...
Just saying...
Ps. I have a full glass of water with me and not afraid to pour it on myself incase anyone thinking of lighting a match... eek!
Generally speaking no offence given, none taken.
Not had breakfast yet though! So if anyone in the mood to share let me know otherwise I will have to crack my own organic eggs |
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