Fruit and Veg

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've recently had an uncontrollable urge to insert various fruit and vegetables up my bottom. Does this count towards my 5-a-day?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've recently had an uncontrollable urge to insert various fruit and vegetables up my bottom. Does this count towards my 5-a-day?"

Definitely

By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I've recently had an uncontrollable urge to insert various fruit and vegetables up my bottom. Does this count towards my 5-a-day?"

Ohh yeah go for it

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh great, although I'm having a struggle with pineapple chunks, maybe I should take them out of the tin first.

By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Oh great, although I'm having a struggle with pineapple chunks, maybe I should take them out of the tin first."

You should just go the whole pineapple, so that your bum has a lovely green mohawk.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nice, a fruity punk butt plug.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably not as it's apparently an eleven a day,!

By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I didn't realise there was a quota of five a day for sticking things up your bottom. I have some catching up to do, but I'm nervous.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your bottom can also eat it then it counts.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've recently had an uncontrollable urge to insert various fruit and vegetables up my bottom. Does this count towards my 5-a-day?"

Whatever floats your boat!