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over a year ago
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The one hubby used on me actually worked..
Does this smell. Of chloroform to you?
An example of his dark humour that h a kept me smiling all these years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a bar.
"Hi, quick question. My non existent friend over there are I are trying to settle a bet. Out of all the men that approach a woman for the first time at a bar, statistically, 64% strike out and of the remaining 36% half of those men fail to develop the initial chat into a conversation and on to anything else. So my question is, and it's actually a 2 parter, if I had an actual friend would that make me more or less appealing? And why are you drinking alone, are you an alcoholic?"
That would probably be enough to put my humour across and any response other than fuck off means theres a chance for me yet  |
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