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The late late nocturnal thread ©™ a Heart 80s special extra time

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Please do join me in listening to Heart 80s. Also, tell me, what you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hey!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Yoo hoo jim

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Hey!"

Bugger. I opted for too many words!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hola

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meli see firstface is better than smokeface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

LastFace

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey!"

That fast response was so you, Meli. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Babs what colour are your Pom Poms?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm number 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I feel for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

damn I was 9

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Parrot eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yoo hoo jim"

Yoo hoo! *Waves*

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Meli see firstface is better than smokeface

Naaah it's not.

I'll be both.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Parrot eyes

Lemonbuttercreamapprovedface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey!

Bugger. I opted for too many words!

You would.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel for you."

You maniac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Yoo hoo jim

Yoo hoo! *Waves*"

*does the funky chicken through the thread*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meli see firstface is better than smokeface

Naaah it's not.

I'll be both.

Nooo

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By * and R cple4Couple over a year ago

swansea

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Hey!

Bugger. I opted for too many words!

You would."

True story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola"

Hola hola hola and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Smileyface

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats "

Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hey!

Bugger. I opted for too many words!

A.m.a.t.e.u.r

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Apologies to anyone that didn't get reply from me on the previous nocturnal thread. I ran out of internet paper.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Hey!

Bugger. I opted for too many words!

A.m.a.t.e.u.r

A m a t e u r o f o p i n i o n

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"LastFace

You're very premature.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats

Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that."

Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hola

Hola hola hola and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Smileyface"

Looking shadey there jim

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hey!

Bugger. I opted for too many words!

A.m.a.t.e.u.r

A m a t e u r o f o p i n i o n

Very clever

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats

Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that.

Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding

I have a parrot hat I can wear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Babs what colour are your Pom Poms?"

Babs doesn't get her pom poms out on her profile.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

Hay Jim, sorry missed your reply in the last thread. Im very well thanks spent the day doing all sorts. Few bits for him, out on his bike, played a bit of football, switch and lego dimensions on the wii u. Mixed up day

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm number 10"

I heard that you like downing.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hey!

That fast response was so you, Meli. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!"

Thanks Jim, I feel so happy now. And seen. You make me feel seen you know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Babs what colour are your Pom Poms?

Babs doesn't get her pom poms out on her profile."

Babs is a classy lady that is why. Babs did however tell me she has some.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hola everyone! How are we all? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Jim. Are you permanently erect?

Mrs TMN x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"LastFace

You're very premature."

Only with you Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"damn I was 9"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA

Lukas Graham - 7 Years [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

I recently got a vape. It hurts my chest and it’s not a cigarette. It pretends to be, but it’s a disappointment stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats

Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that.

Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding

What colour is it DC as I am not mother of the bride so I wouldn't want a clash

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Please excuse me, I have to go powder my nose whilst sitting down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

I recently got a vape. It hurts my chest and it’s not a cigarette. It pretends to be, but it’s a disappointment stick "

Have you ever experienced any other sticks of disappointment Jamie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"damn I was 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA

Lukas Graham - 7 Years [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube

I can't listen to that song Jim it makes me cry because it reminds me that I'll die one day

Give me a happy song PLEASE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please excuse me, I have to go powder my nose whilst sitting down."

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

I know. But try it as a back up for days when cravings get the better of you and see if it helps. You don’t have to buy a liquid with nicotine in, and then it’s pure placebo. You can also get ones that don’t create a massive steam head - the O2kit vapemaster £25 on Amazon is a simple one to try. But I do not what you mean by “one of those people” but remember you’re conforming to a different “one of those” by buying the faggles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a simple hi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please excuse me, I have to go powder my nose whilst sitting down."

Jim is going to powder his nose while he has a shit ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No rants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing more"

Hi!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

I recently got a vape. It hurts my chest and it’s not a cigarette. It pretends to be, but it’s a disappointment stick

Have you ever experienced any other sticks of disappointment Jamie?

Yes, but we’re good friends now so I shouldn’t really say

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"No rants"

LBC is going to sit on my face because she thinks it’s a nice face.

I’m sharing as you’ll understand my excitement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing more

Hi!!

Advocado emoji.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

I recently got a vape. It hurts my chest and it’s not a cigarette. It pretends to be, but it’s a disappointment stick

Have you ever experienced any other sticks of disappointment Jamie?

Surely you're not suggesting there could be other disappointment sticks in the world? Lois!

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No rants

LBC is going to sit on my face because she thinks it’s a nice face.

I’m sharing as you’ll understand my excitement. "

Are you both going to nuzzle my boobies again?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Nothing more

Hi!!

Advocado emoji."

Is that an emoji for when you help the avocado to express itself and fight for its rights?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Good evwning!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"No rants

LBC is going to sit on my face because she thinks it’s a nice face.

I’m sharing as you’ll understand my excitement.

Are you both going to nuzzle my boobies again?"

Damn straight.

Well damn lesby.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Hello

Good evwning! "

Good evwning Lemon, what have I missed so far seeing as it's part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Parrot eyes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam Tender. Do you own a blender?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing more

Hi!!

Advocado emoji.

Is that an emoji for when you help the avocado to express itself and fight for its rights?"

Too paaaaaaaarty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I feel for you.

You maniac

I'm a crazy maniac!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Just a simple hi"

Hi Libsaurus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Jim, I'm listening to the Glastonbury recaps, it's great! Hope everyone is having a fun night xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

I recently got a vape. It hurts my chest and it’s not a cigarette. It pretends to be, but it’s a disappointment stick

Have you ever experienced any other sticks of disappointment Jamie?

Surely you're not suggesting there could be other disappointment sticks in the world? Lois! "

Well, erm, possibly I may have encountered one or two in my 48 years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a simple hi

Hi Libsaurus.

Hello my little tortoise.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Nothing more

Hi!!

Advocado emoji.

Is that an emoji for when you help the avocado to express itself and fight for its rights?

Too paaaaaaaarty."

Now I’m thinking about you as a beastie boy. It’s rather sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. Which hat did you go for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wham!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Bam!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Thank you Ma’am

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

Faggles sound really cute and endearing though.

No you're right, I'm going to have a look tomorrow at it. It is the act of it, rather than the nicotine. I can go months without smoking and then I'll have a moment and be like give me Marlboros now.

And then the next day the thought of smoking makes me feel queasy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yoo hoo jim

Yoo hoo! *Waves*

*does the funky chicken through the thread*"

80s music makes me feel like that too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Parrot eyes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam Tender. Do you own a blender?"

And I swear that I don't have a blender

No, I don't have a blender

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I'm number 10"

Lemon please may you upload your video to here? Asking for a friend.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats

Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that.

Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding

What colour is it DC as I am not mother of the bride so I wouldn't want a clash

How is your hat hunting coming along not mother in law? Or have you decided on a lovely flower ring? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J&R. What's your favourite TV car?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Happy Sunglasses Day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Good evwning!

Good evwning Lemon, what have I missed so far seeing as it's part 2

Oh gosh where do I start!! You've missed lots of CRAZY! I'm sure we are all on drugs some nights.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats

Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that.

Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding

What colour is it DC as I am not mother of the bride so I wouldn't want a clash

How is your hat hunting coming along not mother in law? Or have you decided on a lovely flower ring? X"

I am waiting for the date to make a decision

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Just a simple hi

Hi Libsaurus.

Hello my little tortoise."

I think that's the nicest term of endearment I've read on here ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey!

Bugger. I opted for too many words!

You would.

True story."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

The confused vaper- leans down to bag for a quick vape indoors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May I join the party?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

This is a good suggestion, and I support it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm number 10

Lemon please may you upload your video to here? Asking for a friend."

I still don't have site supporter!! I'm just a cheap ass bitch

https://twitter.com/lemonbutterx/status/1276954556484800512?s=19

This is my video though. I was trying to be sexy. But I have caused more laughter than boners. I tried to cut open my fishnet top with BLUNT SCISSORS and nearly stabbed myself in the face five times. *cringeeee*

I really should have put some I Want To Break Free audio over the video.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola

Hola hola hola and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Smileyface

Looking shadey there jim

Takes one to know one.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Hello

Good evwning!

Good evwning Lemon, what have I missed so far seeing as it's part 2

Oh gosh where do I start!! You've missed lots of CRAZY! I'm sure we are all on drugs some nights.

Just speed read part 1, yup you're all on drugs

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

The confused vaper- leans down to bag for a quick vape indoors

She gets it. I think I might watch Beyonce at Glastonbury, this song is one of their dreariest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hay Jim, sorry missed your reply in the last thread. Im very well thanks spent the day doing all sorts. Few bits for him, out on his bike, played a bit of football, switch and lego dimensions on the wii u. Mixed up day

No need to apologise. That's a good play day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Jim is Summer Santa in Julyyyyy

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings.

I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know?

*conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get.

The confused vaper- leans down to bag for a quick vape indoors

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I'm number 10

Lemon please may you upload your video to here? Asking for a friend.

I still don't have site supporter!! I'm just a cheap ass bitch

https://twitter.com/lemonbutterx/status/1276954556484800512?s=19

I really should have put some I Want To Break Free audio over the video. "

*Runs to Twitter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour."

Oh no it's way past my bedtime but I had C O C A C O L A and my head is buzzzzing

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I'm number 10

Lemon please may you upload your video to here? Asking for a friend.

I still don't have site supporter!! I'm just a cheap ass bitch

https://twitter.com/lemonbutterx/status/1276954556484800512?s=19

I really should have put some I Want To Break Free audio over the video. "

I'm going to follow you on my sexy sex times Twitter account so I can see this gloriousness all over my feed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey!

That fast response was so you, Meli. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!

Thanks Jim, I feel so happy now. And seen. You make me feel seen you know.

Haha.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"May I join the party?"

Only if you have your dancing shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Jim is Summer Santa in Julyyyyy"

He knows when you’re nocturnal

He won’t let you all sleep

He knows if you’ve been bad or good

So be good for jimmys sake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Babs what colour are your Pom Poms?

Babs doesn't get her pom poms out on her profile.

Babs is a classy lady that is why. Babs did however tell me she has some. "

Oh, Babs has pom poms alright.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour."

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola everyone! How are we all? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Jim. Are you permanently erect?

Mrs TMN x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. Thank you for giving me a big one. To answer your question, of course I am. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY"

Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan?

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats

Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that.

Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding

What colour is it DC as I am not mother of the bride so I wouldn't want a clash

How is your hat hunting coming along not mother in law? Or have you decided on a lovely flower ring? X

I am waiting for the date to make a decision

Ok well im sure we will be sending out the save a dates in due course

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Fix You!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Good evening Mon Amigos

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"May I join the party?"

The more the merrier! You should watch this epic live Fix You. My heart has soared and it reminds me of opening my results.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May I join the party?

Only if you have your dancing shoes. "

I'll get the trusty loubs

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Hola everyone! How are we all? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Jim. Are you permanently erect?

Mrs TMN x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. Thank you for giving me a big one. To answer your question, of course I am. x"

Goodness! That must be quite a burden to bear. Do you have to wear special pants so you don't poke people's eyes out on the regular?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"damn I was 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA

Lukas Graham - 7 Years [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube

I can't listen to that song Jim it makes me cry because it reminds me that I'll die one day

Give me a happy song PLEASE

I'll give you one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

OutKast - Hey Ya! (Official Music Video) - YouTube

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY

Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan?

Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time.

So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May I join the party?

The more the merrier! You should watch this epic live Fix You. My heart has soared and it reminds me of opening my results.

Inspirational innit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY

Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan?

Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time.

So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering."
Meli oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nothing more"

Hi.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY

Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan?

Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time.

So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering."

This WooWoo is not the WooWoo I remember from my youth. That WooWoo was purple and alcoholic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May I join the party?

The more the merrier! You should watch this epic live Fix You. My heart has soared and it reminds me of opening my results.

Inspirational innit

Viola beach

These boys on now

I know I keep bringing them up but Maaaan what a band they were!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please excuse me, I have to go powder my nose whilst sitting down.

Jim is going to powder his nose while he has a shit ^ "

It was a number ¹.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not going to read the previous 115 posts....my brain probably won't cope.

Evening all deviants...strangers, lovers, 'People loving to lust' and maybe the odd person 'lusting for love'.

Good Eveeeeeeeeening....,....

This is Stevie Boy.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"May I join the party?

Only if you have your dancing shoes.

I'll get the trusty loubs "

So classy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY

Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan?

Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time.

So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering."

I’m such a fan! I used to have Lolita lyrics on my bio! One of my many rewrites I rotate weekend

I saw her at a festival in Paris with my girlfriends

Lana

Paris

Girls

LANAPARISGIRLS

it was exactly as dreamy as it sounds.

I leave it on about 20 mins or so to make sure it’s there. Trim yourself down first though. It’s sensitive on a quim! It’s the only one I’ve used that hasn’t given me BV! I fashion mine into a little heart shaped patch of fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"damn I was 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA

Lukas Graham - 7 Years [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube

I can't listen to that song Jim it makes me cry because it reminds me that I'll die one day

Give me a happy song PLEASE

I'll give you one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

OutKast - Hey Ya! (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Thank you for giving me one!

I'm shaking it like a polaroid picture!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY

Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan?

Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time.

So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering. Meli oh dear

Shush Grumpy, I can't do anything to my treasure chest that damages the future cocking potential of it. You wouldn't want to plunge into a sore looking food would you?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY

Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan?

Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time.

So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering.

This WooWoo is not the WooWoo I remember from my youth. That WooWoo was purple and alcoholic

No it isn't. Your WooWoo sounds far more appetizing though.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats

Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that.

Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding

What colour is it DC as I am not mother of the bride so I wouldn't want a clash

How is your hat hunting coming along not mother in law? Or have you decided on a lovely flower ring? X

I am waiting for the date to make a decision

Jamie my love your not real mother has said we need to set a date so she can choose her hat? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Parrot eyes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam Tender. Do you own a blender?

And I swear that I don't have a blender

No, I don't have a blender

The way you wear sunglasses, I would have bet everything I own on you owning a blender. You never can tell.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY

Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan?

Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time.

So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering. Meli oh dear

Shush Grumpy, I can't do anything to my treasure chest that damages the future cocking potential of it. You wouldn't want to plunge into a sore looking food would you?

"
Like a bruised Banana you mean ??

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Viva La Vida time

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By *wentMan over a year ago

blackpool

"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Please do join me in listening to Heart 80s. Also, tell me, what you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Lurking I think.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY

Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan?

Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time.

So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering.

This WooWoo is not the WooWoo I remember from my youth. That WooWoo was purple and alcoholic

No it isn't. Your WooWoo sounds far more appetizing though.

It was a very lovely thing to share with friends when you really shouldn't have been in the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evwning!

Good evwning Lemon, what have I missed so far seeing as it's part 2

Oh gosh where do I start!! You've missed lots of CRAZY! I'm sure we are all on drugs some nights.

I've missed who said that to you.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"May I join the party?

The more the merrier! You should watch this epic live Fix You. My heart has soared and it reminds me of opening my results.

Inspirational innit

Heartbreaking. I listened to the lyrics, like really heard them and I hope one day I'll be good enough to have a fixer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Hello!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I’m such a fan! I used to have Lolita lyrics on my bio! One of my many rewrites I rotate weekend

I saw her at a festival in Paris with my girlfriends

Lana

Paris

Girls

LANAPARISGIRLS

it was exactly as dreamy as it sounds.

You have Insta worthy experiences you really do. That sounds absolutely brilliant, she's up there with acts I want to see live. If she ever did a show on Halloween?

Please can you upload your heart so I can see what's possible?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May I join the party?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Indigo. Consider yourself joined. Let's dance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May I join the party?

The more the merrier! You should watch this epic live Fix You. My heart has soared and it reminds me of opening my results.

Inspirational innit

I tried to get heavy about music last night and non of you were having it.....(ignored me....and Beyonce.)

Steve x

Heartbreaking. I listened to the lyrics, like really heard them and I hope one day I'll be good enough to have a fixer.

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

Oh howdy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Re Lana Del Ray:

I like Lana Del Ray's music.....(and I'd possibly Shag her).....but God I bet she is high maintenance!!!!

Steve x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Jim is Summer Santa in Julyyyyy"

That's a happy song. I love it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m such a fan! I used to have Lolita lyrics on my bio! One of my many rewrites I rotate weekend

I saw her at a festival in Paris with my girlfriends

Lana

Paris

Girls

LANAPARISGIRLS

it was exactly as dreamy as it sounds.

You have Insta worthy experiences you really do. That sounds absolutely brilliant, she's up there with acts I want to see live. If she ever did a show on Halloween?

Please can you upload your heart so I can see what's possible?

If there’s a dreamy experience to have, I want to be there.

Omg Lana on Halloween?! That would SUCH a good time!

must be the season of the witch indeed!

I toyed with the idea of uploading my heart. I’m not brave enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on Eileen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. *Waves*

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Come on Eileen."

Tits, mouth or face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

Oh no it's way past my bedtime but I had C O C A C O L A and my head is buzzzzing"

Screw bedtime. Oh, guess what I drank today. Chocolate and hazelnut Yazoo, it's liquid Nutella, but not made by Nutella, it's made by Yazoo.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

Oh no it's way past my bedtime but I had C O C A C O L A and my head is buzzzzing

Screw bedtime. Oh, guess what I drank today. Chocolate and hazelnut Yazoo, it's liquid Nutella, but not made by Nutella, it's made by Yazoo."

I hear “yazoo” now and I wonder what Annie Wilkes has got up to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Jim is Summer Santa in Julyyyyy

He knows when you’re nocturnal

He won’t let you all sleep

He knows if you’ve been bad or good

So be good for jimmys sake "

Another verse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on Eileen."

That's my JAM!!!!!!!!!

And Jamie pls get your love heart minge out I would enjoy the view x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

Oh no it's way past my bedtime but I had C O C A C O L A and my head is buzzzzing

Screw bedtime. Oh, guess what I drank today. Chocolate and hazelnut Yazoo, it's liquid Nutella, but not made by Nutella, it's made by Yazoo."

Oh no Jim I like my milkshake but that sounds too nutty for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

Oh no it's way past my bedtime but I had C O C A C O L A and my head is buzzzzing

Screw bedtime. Oh, guess what I drank today. Chocolate and hazelnut Yazoo, it's liquid Nutella, but not made by Nutella, it's made by Yazoo."

Yazoo is very apt for the 80's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Mon Amigos

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Merry nocturnal thread! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out*

Na night. x

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Re Lana Del Ray:

I like Lana Del Ray's music.....(and I'd possibly Shag her).....but God I bet she is high maintenance!!!!

Steve x"

I agree Steve. Being high maintenance is not a good thing is it?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out*

I’m going to happyfeel you up in your dreams.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out*

Night night Lemon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lemon did you get busy with those scissors as you teased earlier? Steve x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour.

The witching hour!

https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY"

Love Lana.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out*

Hate to see you leave, love to watch you go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May I join the party?

Only if you have your dancing shoes.

I'll get the trusty loubs "

Get your Loubs out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out*

Na’night. I might send you my heart minge if I’m feeling cute tomorrow

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good evening Mon Amigos

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Merry nocturnal thread! Smileyface"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Re Lana Del Ray:

I like Lana Del Ray's music.....(and I'd possibly Shag her).....but God I bet she is high maintenance!!!!

Steve x

I agree Steve. Being high maintenance is not a good thing is it? "

"Re Lana Del Ray:

I like Lana Del Ray's music.....(and I'd possibly Shag her).....but God I bet she is high maintenance!!!!

Steve x

I agree Steve. Being high maintenance is not a good thing is it? "

Good to find a medium in life I say. If the see-saw is too uneven....someone gets bitter I reckon.

Nice to meet you Meli

Steve x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola everyone! How are we all? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Jim. Are you permanently erect?

Mrs TMN x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. Thank you for giving me a big one. To answer your question, of course I am. x

Goodness! That must be quite a burden to bear. Do you have to wear special pants so you don't poke people's eyes out on the regular? "

I do sometimes have to wear special baggy trousers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out*

Na’night. I might send you my heart minge if I’m feeling cute tomorrow "

Hmmmf.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out*

Na’night. I might send you my heart minge if I’m feeling cute tomorrow

Hmmmf."

She’s been asking longer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not going to read the previous 115 posts....my brain probably won't cope.

Evening all deviants...strangers, lovers, 'People loving to lust' and maybe the odd person 'lusting for love'.

Good Eveeeeeeeeening....,....

This is Stevie Boy.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. All the effort I've gone to, and you're not reading it all. Unbelievable. It's good to see you again, dude. Which are you, deviant, stranger or lover?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"damn I was 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA

Lukas Graham - 7 Years [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube

I can't listen to that song Jim it makes me cry because it reminds me that I'll die one day

Give me a happy song PLEASE

I'll give you one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

OutKast - Hey Ya! (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Thank you for giving me one!

I'm shaking it like a polaroid picture!"

Video please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Please do join me in listening to Heart 80s. Also, tell me, what you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Lurking I think.

Are you poking your head around the corner?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not going to read the previous 115 posts....my brain probably won't cope.

Evening all deviants...strangers, lovers, 'People loving to lust' and maybe the odd person 'lusting for love'.

Good Eveeeeeeeeening....,....

This is Stevie Boy.

I can't keep up dropped in late.....70% lover,29% deviant 1% stranger.

Is that the right answer...cos I don't give a fuck...it is the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh howdy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Rowdy. Smileyface

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