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The nurse at the sperm bank asked if I would like to masturbate in the cup?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I said I’m ok at it but I wouldn’t want to compete

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did she thank you for coming?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did she thank you for coming?"

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Did she thank you for coming?"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But did you manage to take aim from the other side of the waiting area ?

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I don't know why I find these jokes funny it must be my silly silly of humour.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 condoms in the toilet bowl

First condom says ‘u ok mate ‘

Second one says ‘Pissed off !’

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do women chew before they swallow, if the guy have a higher sperm count? Asking for a friend!

By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

did you miss read the time of your appointment and cum early ????

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"did you miss read the time of your appointment and cum early ???? "

No that’s the premature ejaculation clinic

I always come early for that

By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Couldn't answer the nurse my mouth was full

By *artyanna16200TV/TS over a year ago

leeds

I would agree but only if i could hold it aloft to a cheer afterwards