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The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra extra time with your host -Erect-Jim-

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am just doing nothing. And that's ok. So I was told.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Haha, Tuberose wins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha, Tuberose wins

Sneaky emoji.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations!

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

Same here doing sod all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vag on this one too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can tell you what I wish I was doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am just doing nothing. And that's ok. So I was told.

Doing nothing is okay.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s been a whirlwind on the nocturnal thread. I couldn’t be happier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations!"

Thanks Jim!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Vag on this one too?

There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Same here doing sod all"

This is the thread for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vag on this one too?

There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! "

I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vag on this one too?

Oh yeah. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nippy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vag on this one too?

There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here!

I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though.....

Just realized how wrong sounds^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Threads are always better with bijingos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can tell you what I wish I was doing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rhy. What do you wish you were doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vag on this one too?

Oh yeah. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nippy."

Evernin Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s been a whirlwind on the nocturnal thread. I couldn’t be happier "

It's been a blast.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

It’s Martin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations!

Thanks Jim!"

Don't thank me, you did the hard work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Vag on this one too?

There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here!

I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though.....

Just realized how wrong sounds^

I don't charge for entry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations!

Thanks Jim!

Don't thank me, you did the hard work."

I was just waiting patiently for a nice quiet slot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vag on this one too?

There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here!

I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though.....

I never charge cocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?"

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Threads are always better with bijingos "

Especially on a Friday night.

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By *ip2Man over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Eeeevening, Jim

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Can’t sleep. Tried hard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeeeeeevening all. There is a strong smell here tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s Martin!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We need more animal facts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vag on this one too?

There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here!

I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though.....

Just realized how wrong sounds^

I don't charge for entry

Free Willy!

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

"Can’t sleep. Tried hard.

Same here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve"

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Can’t sleep. Tried hard.

Same here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t sleep. Tried hard.

It's probably that spanking I dished out after your behaviour earlier!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/06/20 01:05:53]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/06/20 01:10:18]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Vag on this one too?

There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here!

I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though.....

Just realized how wrong sounds^

I don't charge for entry

Free Willy!

Willy shall be free to ride on(wards)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/06/20 01:05:53]"

Me too.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

It’s Martin!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella.

Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/06/20 01:10:18]"

Twonk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts "

My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds.....

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Can’t sleep. Tried hard.

It's probably that spanking I dished out after your behaviour earlier!!

*sore bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Consider it on the way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. The nocturnal thread is out of this world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vag on this one too?

There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here!

I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though.....

Just realized how wrong sounds^

I don't charge for entry

Free Willy!

Willy shall be free to ride on(wards)

Upwards and downwards, and sideways and from behind....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t sleep. Tried hard.

Sorry Estella for earlier. So easy to miss an earlier post or the shade of the writing in a post (at least for a newbie). Read your private mail from an hour and a half ago......you'll see the softie I am.

Steve

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Going to bed. Night all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations!

Thanks Jim!

Don't thank me, you did the hard work.

I was just waiting patiently for a nice quiet slot

Don't ever wait for Princess Peach.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Just PayPal'd it over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t sleep. Tried hard.

It's probably that spanking I dished out after your behaviour earlier!!

*sore bottom "

Let's not talk about this ever again!! Maybe just a little spanking....

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By *ip2Man over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Animal facts?! Penises!

Did you know the tapir can scratch its own back with its cock? Male tapirs, that is?

https://www.ranker.com/list/largest-animal-junk-to-body-ratios/jacob-shelton

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Vag on this one too?

There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here!

I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though.....

Just realized how wrong sounds^

I don't charge for entry

Free Willy!

Willy shall be free to ride on(wards)

Upwards and downwards, and sideways and from behind...."

Sideways?!

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Going to bed. Night all.

Na night x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hola! Too hot to sleep plus i have a dilemma!

Grass on the house up the road for having a party or stick my earplugs in and ignore them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeevening, Jim"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. Happy Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds.....

But she’s SO cute!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Going to bed. Night all.

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME."

STFU!!!

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"We need more animal facts "

Toucans curl up into little balks when they sleep

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Can’t sleep. Tried hard.

Steve"

I was only teasing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME."

D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night!

If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts "

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

Isnt that handy for their waistline? And being able to still fit in their shell house lockdown?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can’t sleep. Tried hard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Just PayPal'd it over

The kind of support I appreciate from this thread.

Gold star

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeevening all. There is a strong smell here tonight!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Benny in your white pants. Smileyface

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Good fortune just came on Jim! No lies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

Isnt that handy for their waistline? And being able to still fit in their shell house lockdown?

If I was a snail, I would need to buy a bigger shell every month

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"We need more animal facts "

Wombats poop is cubed shape

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME.

D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night!

If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara "

Damm it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

Isnt that handy for their waistline? And being able to still fit in their shell house lockdown?

Also. Rats cannot vomit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Consider it on the way!!"

Another gold star!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Just PayPal'd it over

The kind of support I appreciate from this thread.

Gold star"

Shush, don't tell S you gave a gold star! It confers......privileges

And you are most welcome. We can Gift Aid too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We need more animal facts "

I still haven't finished reading the end of the first nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

Isnt that handy for their waistline? And being able to still fit in their shell house lockdown?

If I was a snail, I would need to buy a bigger shell every month

Dont say a word

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vag on this one too?

There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here!

I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though.....

Just realized how wrong sounds^

I don't charge for entry

Free Willy!

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good fortune just came on Jim! No lies!"

There's another coincidence coming up.

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By *ip2Man over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

"Grass on the house up the road for having a party...?"

Let them party. They're young?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Just PayPal'd it over

The kind of support I appreciate from this thread.

Gold star

Shush, don't tell S you gave a gold star! It confers......privileges

And you are most welcome. We can Gift Aid too

*takes back gold star and replaces with lollipop*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s Martin!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella.

Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day. "

Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

It’s Martin!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella.

Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day.

Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon."

All the coincidences!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds.....

But she’s SO cute!

Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds.....

But she’s SO cute!

Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....?"

I’ll give her a happy forever home!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds.....

But she’s SO cute!

Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....?

I’ll give her a happy forever home! "

Are you no longer kitten fan?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

It’s Martin!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella.

Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day.

Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon.

All the coincidences!! "

What year was it? 2015, 16 or 17?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Just PayPal'd it over

The kind of support I appreciate from this thread.

Gold star

Shush, don't tell S you gave a gold star! It confers......privileges

And you are most welcome. We can Gift Aid too

*takes back gold star and replaces with lollipop* "

Ta Jamie, I love a good Chupa Chup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds.....

But she’s SO cute!

Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....?

I’ll give her a happy forever home!

Are you no longer kitten fan?"

I am always a cat person. Kittens AND puppies though? That’s the dream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds.....

But she’s SO cute!

Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....?

I’ll give her a happy forever home!

Are you no longer kitten fan?

I am always a cat person. Kittens AND puppies though? That’s the dream

Ekhm. I refer you to cat and chicks gif.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds.....

But she’s SO cute!

Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....?

I’ll give her a happy forever home!

Are you no longer kitten fan?

I am always a cat person. Kittens AND puppies though? That’s the dream

Ekhm. I refer you to cat and chicks gif.

Omg

that was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I want to be as chilled as that cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds.....

#PuppyFact

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

"We need more animal facts "

Kangaroos can't fart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Kangaroos can't fart."

Nor can seagulls!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Kangaroos can't fart."

Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just because.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8

Roxy Music - More Than This - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME.

D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night!

If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara

Damm it

Ahhhh. Primatology....my speciality (part of my degree)

The Bonobos of Africa offer sex as the most basic form of greeting. They are all at it, all day long, with every member just to maintain a happy chilled atmosphere in the toupe.

The only downside....... Is they don't differentiate from close family!

'I***** a game the whole family can play!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Kangaroos can't fart.

Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out.

That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Consider it on the way!!"

Don't forget to tip the nocturnal thread host.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

The very first bomb that the Allies dropped on Berlin in World War Two hit an elephant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME.

D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night!

If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara

Damm it

Ahhhh. Primatology....my speciality (part of my degree)

The Bonobos of Africa offer sex as the most basic form of greeting. They are all at it, all day long, with every member just to maintain a happy chilled atmosphere in the toupe.

The only downside....... Is they don't differentiate from close family!

'I***** a game the whole family can play!'

Oh my. I imagine their family get togethers are a bit different to ours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Kangaroos can't fart.

Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out.

That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces. "

Maybe they are extremely polite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Consider it on the way!!

Don't forget to tip the nocturnal thread host."

Get out of it!

Rose and I are still waiting for compensation for our guest appearance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animal facts?! Penises!

Did you know the tapir can scratch its own back with its cock? Male tapirs, that is?

https://www.ranker.com/list/largest-animal-junk-to-body-ratios/jacob-shelton"

Nice fact.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Kangaroos can't fart.

Nor can seagulls! "

Nor chickens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The very first bomb that the Allies dropped on Berlin in World War Two hit an elephant.

Estella this really isn’t a happy fact. I’m very sensitive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME.

D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night!

If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara

Damm it

Ahhhh. Primatology....my speciality (part of my degree)

The Bonobos of Africa offer sex as the most basic form of greeting. They are all at it, all day long, with every member just to maintain a happy chilled atmosphere in the toupe.

The only downside....... Is they don't differentiate from close family!

'I***** a game the whole family can play!'

Oh my. I imagine their family get togethers are a bit different to ours. "

Oh sorry Auntie June, better luck next time. Cousin Geoff is coming to visit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Kangaroos can't fart.

Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out.

That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces.

Maybe they are extremely polite

You could be right. Maybe they’re very misunderstood.

Maybe we should hug a crocodile and apologise for the bad rep they have

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hola! Too hot to sleep plus i have a dilemma!

Grass on the house up the road for having a party or stick my earplugs in and ignore them?

Earplugs, I bet someone has already grassed them up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Consider it on the way!!

Don't forget to tip the nocturnal thread host.

Get out of it!

Rose and I are still waiting for compensation for our guest appearance! "

I almost forgot. I am not particularly materialistically inclined. What would I do without you.

Ps. I like the fact he Owes us .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME.

D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night!

If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara

Damm it

Ahhhh. Primatology....my speciality (part of my degree)

The Bonobos of Africa offer sex as the most basic form of greeting. They are all at it, all day long, with every member just to maintain a happy chilled atmosphere in the toupe.

The only downside....... Is they don't differentiate from close family!

'I***** a game the whole family can play!'

Oh my. I imagine their family get togethers are a bit different to ours.

Oh sorry Auntie June, better luck next time. Cousin Geoff is coming to visit

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

A hippo has pink sweat.

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

"The very first bomb that the Allies dropped on Berlin in World War Two hit an elephant.

Estella this really isn’t a happy fact. I’m very sensitive "

Haha

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"The very first bomb that the Allies dropped on Berlin in World War Two hit an elephant.

Estella this really isn’t a happy fact. I’m very sensitive "

I’ve made up for it with the next one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s Martin!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella.

Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day.

Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon.

All the coincidences!! "

2017face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hippo has pink sweat. "

You’re absolutely right. This is delightful to know

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

It’s Martin!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella.

Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day.

Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon.

All the coincidences!!

2017face"

2017face - yes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s Martin!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella.

Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day.

Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon.

All the coincidences!!

What year was it? 2015, 16 or 17?"

I answered before I read the question.

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

"A hippo has pink sweat.

You’re absolutely right. This is delightful to know "

Pigs’ orgasms last for 30 minutes

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

Time for me to sleep, goodnight all sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll"

Bill! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's this about another Texan lockdown? Sounds like the title of a film, but it's real life.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Time for me to sleep, goodnight all sweet dreams

Na night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?

Quite possibly the same one I was in!

Steve

You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like

I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then

Consider it on the way!!

Don't forget to tip the nocturnal thread host.

Get out of it!

Rose and I are still waiting for compensation for our guest appearance! "

Haha.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

It’s Martin!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella.

Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day.

Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon.

All the coincidences!!

What year was it? 2015, 16 or 17?

I answered before I read the question."

Shit, you did! Synchronicity is strong today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Time for me to sleep, goodnight all sweet dreams

Na night. Enjoy your weekend with your boy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Kangaroos can't fart.

Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out.

That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces.

Maybe they are extremely polite

You could be right. Maybe they’re very misunderstood.

Maybe we should hug a crocodile and apologise for the bad rep they have "

Poor crocodiles. They have eaten more than they can chew. Bloody immobile tongues.;-)

My favourite find so far - a shrimps heart is in its head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee."

I knew this! JK Rowling pictured him buzzing about like a bee!

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Bill! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's this about another Texan lockdown? Sounds like the title of a film, but it's real life."
for real sorta, bars are closed , restaurants back to 50 % been an uptick in cases since they reopened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Kangaroos can't fart.

Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out.

That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces.

Maybe they are extremely polite

You could be right. Maybe they’re very misunderstood.

Maybe we should hug a crocodile and apologise for the bad rep they have

Poor crocodiles. They have eaten more than they can chew. Bloody immobile tongues.;-)

My favourite find so far - a shrimps heart is in its head.

Mine is in my pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee."

Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need more animal facts

Kangaroos can't fart.

Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out.

That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces.

Maybe they are extremely polite

You could be right. Maybe they’re very misunderstood.

Maybe we should hug a crocodile and apologise for the bad rep they have

Poor crocodiles. They have eaten more than they can chew. Bloody immobile tongues.;-)

My favourite find so far - a shrimps heart is in its head.

Mine is in my pants."

Tempted to say: hold it tight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee.

Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this."

She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee.

I knew this! JK Rowling pictured him buzzing about like a bee!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Bill! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's this about another Texan lockdown? Sounds like the title of a film, but it's real life. for real sorta, bars are closed , restaurants back to 50 % been an uptick in cases since they reopened "

And good evening Bill

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Are you safe and well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there not truth in the fact that Foxes, wolves and other canines can remained locked in a penetrated position for up to an hour after ejaculation.

(It is something to do with improving the chance if genes being passed on; and stopping the bitch receiving multiple mounts' (excuse my language).

This would create interesting scenario s in the FAB world were this to happen to humans.(lmao)

Steve

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

"We need more animal facts

Kangaroos can't fart.

Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out.

That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces.

Maybe they are extremely polite

You could be right. Maybe they’re very misunderstood.

Maybe we should hug a crocodile and apologise for the bad rep they have

Poor crocodiles. They have eaten more than they can chew. Bloody immobile tongues.;-)

My favourite find so far - a shrimps heart is in its head.

Mine is in my pants."

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee.

Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this.

She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees "

What’s your favourite animal from HP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating"

And it's up to 50 cm long so she doesnt need earbuds to clean her ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jamie, I watched Lana Del Bae on the iPlayer earlier today. So dreamy.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Are you safe and well?"
yeah I'm good, they still take our temperature before clocking in to work,

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

And good evening Bill

"
evening ms. Rose

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I used to know someone called Harry Potter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee.

Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this.

She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees

What’s your favourite animal from HP? "

Well I love mermaids, but not the ones in HP.

I would say probably snuffler. Imagine how handy one of those would be when you lose an earring back?!

What’s yours?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating"

Knew you’d have a good fact Bill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jamie, I watched Lana Del Bae on the iPlayer earlier today. So dreamy."

Oh oh oh!

You called her Lana Del Bae

And yes she IS dreamy!

I’m so happy you watched her on the iplayer this has made my night!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee.

Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this.

She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees

What’s your favourite animal from HP?

Well I love mermaids, but not the ones in HP.

I would say probably snuffler. Imagine how handy one of those would be when you lose an earring back?!

What’s yours? "

Niffler?

I liked the sound of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating

Knew you’d have a good fact Bill

"
hi _stella

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1994 Aerosmith made a song available to download for free off the internet.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Jamie, I watched Lana Del Bae on the iPlayer earlier today. So dreamy."

Do you remember when I was called Lana Del Ray on here? And then Laura Twatfink Ashley!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jamie, I watched Lana Del Bae on the iPlayer earlier today. So dreamy.

Oh oh oh!

You called her Lana Del Bae

And yes she IS dreamy!

I’m so happy you watched her on the iplayer this has made my night! "

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating

Knew you’d have a good fact Bill

hi _stella

Ello lovely, here we are again!!

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Lioness do 90% of the hunting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jamie, I watched Lana Del Bae on the iPlayer earlier today. So dreamy.

Do you remember when I was called Lana Del Ray on here? And then Laura Twatfink Ashley!"

I do remember.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating

Knew you’d have a good fact Bill

hi _stella

Ello lovely, here we are again!!"
yep keeping our social distancing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lioness do 90% of the hunting"

A lioness' work is almost never done.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating

Knew you’d have a good fact Bill

hi _stella

Ello lovely, here we are again!! yep keeping our social distancing

Not hard with you all the way over there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee.

Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this.

She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees

What’s your favourite animal from HP?

Well I love mermaids, but not the ones in HP.

I would say probably snuffler. Imagine how handy one of those would be when you lose an earring back?!

What’s yours?

Niffler?

I liked the sound of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!

My phone autocorrected but I’m SO happy you knew what I meant

If I had a hippogriff I would name him Jim.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee.

Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this.

She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees

What’s your favourite animal from HP?

Well I love mermaids, but not the ones in HP.

I would say probably snuffler. Imagine how handy one of those would be when you lose an earring back?!

What’s yours?

Niffler?

I liked the sound of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!

My phone autocorrected but I’m SO happy you knew what I meant

If I had a hippogriff I would name him Jim. "

Bwahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lioness do 90% of the hunting"

They’re also the ones to teach the lion clubs how to hunt.

They really should overthrow the male lions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=861OPlotULc

Elvis Costello and the Attractions - I Want you - YouTube

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating

Knew you’d have a good fact Bill

hi _stella

Ello lovely, here we are again!! yep keeping our social distancing

Not hard with you all the way over there!"
me? Your way over there , plus i heard ya'll went crazy going to the beach

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Lioness do 90% of the hunting

They’re also the ones to teach the lion clubs how to hunt.

They really should overthrow the male lions "
males stay and guard the little one's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee.

Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this.

She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees

What’s your favourite animal from HP?

Well I love mermaids, but not the ones in HP.

I would say probably snuffler. Imagine how handy one of those would be when you lose an earring back?!

What’s yours?

Niffler?

I liked the sound of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!

My phone autocorrected but I’m SO happy you knew what I meant

If I had a hippogriff I would name him Jim. "

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating

Knew you’d have a good fact Bill

hi _stella

Ello lovely, here we are again!! yep keeping our social distancing

Not hard with you all the way over there! me? Your way over there , plus i heard ya'll went crazy going to the beach"

Not me! I’ve been good.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

It’s definitely bed time for me now.

Big love to you all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s definitely bed time for me now.

Big love to you all

Na Night

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

"It’s definitely bed time for me now.

Big love to you all

Night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s definitely bed time for me now.

Big love to you all

Na night. x

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"It’s definitely bed time for me now.

Big love to you all

"
nighty night

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