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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Carry on c*nts!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

That answers my question.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Jim is going to be soooooo mad.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Carry on c*nts!!

That answers my question."

You already knew the answer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the ²nd ¹st poster! I'm going to buy myself a coffee in Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

WOW not the normal friendy nocturnal thread then!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I'm the ²nd ¹st poster! I'm going to buy myself a coffee in Shrewsbury."

Get Stevie boy to buy it!!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Carry on c*nts!!

WOW not the normal friendy nocturnal thread then!"

This is how we did it in 2016.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/06/20 23:41:37]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim is going to be soooooo mad."

I didn't even get to be author of the second thread.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"[Removed by poster at 26/06/20 23:41:37]"

I'm going to assume that was panda related.

I know, right? A cupboard of pandas would be amazing! So therapeutic. Not so much for the pandas, though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim is going to be soooooo mad.

I didn't even get to be author of the second thread."

Vagina has won this time.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!

It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Flamboyance of flamingos is fucking awesome! Any more for any more?

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread "

Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w.

But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!

It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread! "

*puts on my investigation hat* I'm going on a journey!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Jim is going to be soooooo mad.

I didn't even get to be author of the second thread."

Spank me.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

VAG POWER

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

WOW not the normal friendy nocturnal thread then!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It was a reference to one of the late Carry On films with Ray Winstone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 26/06/20 23:41:37]

I'm going to assume that was panda related.

I know, right? A cupboard of pandas would be amazing! So therapeutic. Not so much for the pandas, though. "

Yeah but coming home after a bad day and getting a panda cub out?! I mean come on! No one would ever be sad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm the ²nd ¹st poster! I'm going to buy myself a coffee in Shrewsbury.

Get Stevie boy to buy it!!"

That's a good idea.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Evening kind sir, tis almost the morrow upon us!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread

Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w.

But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,

I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!

I quite like it from behind too.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!

It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread!

*puts on my investigation hat* I'm going on a journey! "

Ooh, what kind of hat is it? Bowler? Trilby? Deerstalker?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

WOW not the normal friendy nocturnal thread then!

This is how we did it in 2016. "

We were angry and mourning Prince and David Bowie.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

VAG POWER

Don’t get down from the table till you’ve eaten all your vaggies, Meli.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Carry on c*nts!!

Starring Barbara Windsor and Kenneth Williams, I can see it now

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Carry on c*nts!!

WOW not the normal friendy nocturnal thread then!

This is how we did it in 2016.

We were angry and mourning Prince and David Bowie."

That we were.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a dickhead.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Jim is going to be soooooo mad.

I didn't even get to be author of the second thread."

You snooze you lose it seems

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"[Removed by poster at 26/06/20 23:41:37]

I'm going to assume that was panda related.

I know, right? A cupboard of pandas would be amazing! So therapeutic. Not so much for the pandas, though.

Yeah but coming home after a bad day and getting a panda cub out?! I mean come on! No one would ever be sad! "

It's hard to argue with your enthusiasm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

VAG POWER

Meli! I did respond re sex toys on the previous thread. Also in case you missed the full message, you have MADE MY YEAR.

Jamlet

What sex you did you win?!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!

It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread!

*puts on my investigation hat* I'm going on a journey!

Ooh, what kind of hat is it? Bowler? Trilby? Deerstalker? "

Definitely a fez.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I'm not a dickhead."

Little bit.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!

It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread!

*puts on my investigation hat* I'm going on a journey!

Ooh, what kind of hat is it? Bowler? Trilby? Deerstalker?

Definitely a fez."

An excellently jaunty choice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread "

I love it too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

VAG POWER

Don’t get down from the table till you’ve eaten all your vaggies, Meli."

I'm a good vagetarian, I never do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 26/06/20 23:41:37]

I'm going to assume that was panda related.

I know, right? A cupboard of pandas would be amazing! So therapeutic. Not so much for the pandas, though. "

Yeah, I assumed pandas as well.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

A baby frog or toad can be a tadpole or a polliwog!!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread"

Sorry Dash, my fault. What you up to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim is going to be soooooo mad.

I didn't even get to be author of the second thread.

Vagina has won this time."

Vagina is kicking my ass.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

VAG POWER

Meli! I did respond re sex toys on the previous thread. Also in case you missed the full message, you have MADE MY YEAR.

Jamlet

What sex you did you win?! "

Awww Jamlet I did respond! It's a Pocket Pulse and I'm going to use it a lot (not on me for obvious reasons). I need to get back in to writing soon though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Sorry Dash, my fault. What you up to? "

I was saying I'm watching blue is the warmest colour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread

Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w.

But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,

I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!

I quite like it from behind too.

She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

A baby mosquito is called a wriggler.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread

Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w.

But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,

I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!

I quite like it from behind too.

She likes it from behind ^ mumsy! "

I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I popped in to say 'hello'

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Sorry Dash, my fault. What you up to?

I was saying I'm watching blue is the warmest colour"

Epic film!! You’ve got great taste!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A baby mosquito is called a wriggler."

Aw that makes me want to adopt one

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I popped in to say 'hello'

Hey Chunky, be prepared to be overwhelmed with vag!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flamboyance of flamingos is fucking awesome! Any more for any more? "

I think I've got some catching up to do from the previous thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread

Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w.

But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,

I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!

I quite like it from behind too.

She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!

I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled."

I'm so confused as to who called you mumsy

it did make me laugh!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I popped in to say 'hello'

Hey Chunky, be prepared to be overwhelmed with vag!!"

Damn. That's sounds awful. (Looks innocently)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!

It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread!

*puts on my investigation hat* I'm going on a journey!

Ooh, what kind of hat is it? Bowler? Trilby? Deerstalker? "

Dear stalker surely. With a pipe.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Evening kind sir, tis almost the morrow upon us!"

It is indeed and my first night off as well

have you got anything lovely planned for the weekend?

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread"

Me to xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim is going to be soooooo mad.

I didn't even get to be author of the second thread.

Spank me."

*Rolls up sleeves*

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface"

Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To anyone I didn't respond to on the previous nocturnal thread, I simply ran out of internet paper. I will do you soon. Even you, Dash.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

VAG POWER

Meli! I did respond re sex toys on the previous thread. Also in case you missed the full message, you have MADE MY YEAR.

Jamlet

What sex you did you win?!

Awww Jamlet I did respond! It's a Pocket Pulse and I'm going to use it a lot (not on me for obvious reasons). I need to get back in to writing soon though. "

I’ve just gone back and yep! That’s amazing! And such a good cause, loads of my friends/family have that condition.

That’s awesome stuff!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim is going to be soooooo mad."

Someone is going to be getting bent over my knee!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread

Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w.

But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,

I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!

I quite like it from behind too.

She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!

I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled.

I'm so confused as to who called you mumsy

it did make me laugh! "

Honestly, I don’t know who wants to jizz on my mumsy face

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Me to xx"

Hey nurse! You have fantastic boobs. I hope you're not getting underboob sweat tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

Starring Barbara Windsor and Kenneth Williams, I can see it now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread

Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w.

But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,

I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!

I quite like it from behind too.

She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!

I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled.

I'm so confused as to who called you mumsy

it did make me laugh!

Honestly, I don’t know who wants to jizz on my mumsy face

And as for you Jamie!! I'm shocked!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Me to xx"

Same 3 or 4 just chatting,leave them to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim is going to be soooooo mad.

I didn't even get to be author of the second thread.

You snooze you lose it seems

I'm just s l o w.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m loving this thread

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Estella, hello fellow pervs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a dickhead.

Little bit."

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Me to xx

Hey nurse! You have fantastic boobs. I hope you're not getting underboob sweat tonight.

Hey Meli. It's all bra

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Good evening Estella, hello fellow pervs.

Hello my lovely friend xxx

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Me to xx"

My fault - very sorry! I’ve caused mayhem on the thread. Welcome and hello! And what are you up to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dash. I said I'd do you. And now I'm doing you.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening Estella, hello fellow pervs.

Hey Lorraine, welcome to vag takeover!

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Me to xx

Same 3 or 4 just chatting,leave them to it"

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I’m loving this thread

Woo hoo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might be a bit late.

A group of Buffalo is called an 'obstinacy'!!!!

Steve

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening Estella, hello fellow pervs.

Hey Lorraine, welcome to vag takeover!"

I’m loving it.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Evening kind sir, tis almost the morrow upon us!

It is indeed and my first night off as well

have you got anything lovely planned for the weekend? "

Naked sunbathing!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread

Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w.

But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,

I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!

I quite like it from behind too.

She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!

I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled.

I'm so confused as to who called you mumsy

it did make me laugh!

Honestly, I don’t know who wants to jizz on my mumsy face

And as for you Jamie!! I'm shocked!!

You and me both, Johnny!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Might be a bit late.

A group of Buffalo is called an 'obstinacy'!!!!

Steve

Oh, that is brilliant!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A baby frog or toad can be a tadpole or a polliwog!!"

Erm, I don't think you should be calling baby frogs or toads polliwogs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Sorry Dash, my fault. What you up to?

I was saying I'm watching blue is the warmest colour"

Film phwoaarr.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I popped in to say 'hello'

Hello!

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Evening kind sir, tis almost the morrow upon us!

It is indeed and my first night off as well

have you got anything lovely planned for the weekend?

Naked sunbathing!!"

Sounds like a good day for you then

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"A baby frog or toad can be a tadpole or a polliwog!!

Erm, I don't think you should be calling baby frogs or toads polliwogs."

Hush now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!!

Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami.

I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me.

If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it.

Pimp my thread

Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w.

But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,

I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!

I quite like it from behind too.

She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!

I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled.

I'm so confused as to who called you mumsy

it did make me laugh!

Honestly, I don’t know who wants to jizz on my mumsy face

And as for you Jamie!! I'm shocked!!

You and me both, Johnny! "

I have no words!! Wait in my bedroom and think about what you have done!! I'll be there shortly!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Me to xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. I'm sorry you've had to wait since yesterday. x

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By *hetalkingstoveMan over a year ago

London

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Evening kind sir, tis almost the morrow upon us!

It is indeed and my first night off as well

have you got anything lovely planned for the weekend?

Naked sunbathing!!"

In the rain????? Weather is turning. (Standing naked in a rainstorm though....that is something else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface

Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day? "

It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never thought while watching two pigeons having a fight in my back garden would lead to so much learning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m loving this thread

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Guy. I love you. Smileyface

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface

Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?

It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?"

Cant beat a good lazy day, ive spent the day with the love of my life and favourite person in the world today and will be the whole weekend. My little man

plus i got myself an actual proper first date in August

as long as all goes well restrictions wise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Estella, hello fellow pervs.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. It's a nocturnal thread, but not quite the same.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!!

Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami.

I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me.

If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong. "

You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Might be a bit late.

A group of Buffalo is called an 'obstinacy'!!!!

Steve

It's never too late.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one? "

We call him erectjim!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!!

Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami.

I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me.

If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong.

You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.

Ignorami, no?

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Me to xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. I'm sorry you've had to wait since yesterday. x"

Aww Jim. I don't do waiting!! Lol. How are you? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stove. Charles Hawtrey was definitely in that one, he was a right cunt.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!!

Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami.

I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me.

If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong.

You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.

Ignorami, no? "

That’s specifically a Japanese idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface

Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?

It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?

Cant beat a good lazy day, ive spent the day with the love of my life and favourite person in the world today and will be the whole weekend. My little man

plus i got myself an actual proper first date in August

as long as all goes well restrictions wise "

Fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!!

Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami.

I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me.

If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong.

You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.

Ignorami, no?

That’s specifically a Japanese idiot.

This is a rollercoaster of learning. I only recently found out that it’s one fish two fish not one fish two fishes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll pluralise your pots.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!!

Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami.

I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me.

If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong.

You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.

Ignorami, no?

That’s specifically a Japanese idiot.

This is a rollercoaster of learning. I only recently found out that it’s one fish two fish not one fish two fishes!"

Add five loaves and you can feed circa 5000.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!"

Haha.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface

Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?

It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?

Cant beat a good lazy day, ive spent the day with the love of my life and favourite person in the world today and will be the whole weekend. My little man

plus i got myself an actual proper first date in August

as long as all goes well restrictions wise

Fantastic."

Thanks mate

going to be a great weekend and something amazing to really look forward to as well

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!

Haha."

Forgive me? Tis but a tease.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!!

Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami.

I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me.

If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong.

You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.

Ignorami, no?

That’s specifically a Japanese idiot.

This is a rollercoaster of learning. I only recently found out that it’s one fish two fish not one fish two fishes!

Add five loaves and you can feed circa 5000.

I do often get men to call me Jesus

Not in a sexy way, more an exasperated ‘Jesus fucking Christ

’ way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread

Me to xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. I'm sorry you've had to wait since yesterday. x

Aww Jim. I don't do waiting!! Lol. How are you? Xx"

Neither does Dash. I'm not too bad. How the hell are you? x

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!!

Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami.

I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me.

If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong.

You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.

Ignorami, no?

That’s specifically a Japanese idiot.

This is a rollercoaster of learning. I only recently found out that it’s one fish two fish not one fish two fishes!

Add five loaves and you can feed circa 5000.

I do often get men to call me Jesus

Not in a sexy way, more an exasperated ‘Jesus fucking Christ

’ way

I’m going to call you “HeyZeus” Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!"

Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?

'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'

John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.

What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface

Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?

It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?

Cant beat a good lazy day, ive spent the day with the love of my life and favourite person in the world today and will be the whole weekend. My little man

plus i got myself an actual proper first date in August

as long as all goes well restrictions wise

Fantastic.

Thanks mate

going to be a great weekend and something amazing to really look forward to as well

And you've got some on this day facts to look forward to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!!

Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami.

I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me.

If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong.

You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.

Ignorami, no?

That’s specifically a Japanese idiot.

This is a rollercoaster of learning. I only recently found out that it’s one fish two fish not one fish two fishes!

Add five loaves and you can feed circa 5000.

I do often get men to call me Jesus

Not in a sexy way, more an exasperated ‘Jesus fucking Christ

’ way

I’m going to call you “HeyZeus” Jesus."

Yessssss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a date in August too

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!

Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?

'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'

John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.

What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.

Steve"

Ahhh I started the thread saying “Carry on c*nts” and then people referred to carry on films and various actors from within, incl CH. I was then just pretending Jim looks like CH to wind him up. No priors. Just the thread often morphs it’s own jokes throughout.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Good evening Estella, hope your well.

Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface

Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?

It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?

Cant beat a good lazy day, ive spent the day with the love of my life and favourite person in the world today and will be the whole weekend. My little man

plus i got myself an actual proper first date in August

as long as all goes well restrictions wise

Fantastic.

Thanks mate

going to be a great weekend and something amazing to really look forward to as well

And you've got some on this day facts to look forward to."

Always the best part of my day as well that love them mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!

Haha.

Forgive me? Tis but a tease."

You've stolen my authorship, twice, called me a dickhead, likened me to Charles Hawtrey. And made Dash even more grumpy. You're forgiven.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I have a date in August too

Was Lib the pimp for it?

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!

Haha.

Forgive me? Tis but a tease.

You've stolen my authorship, twice, called me a dickhead, likened me to Charles Hawtrey. And made Dash even more grumpy. You're forgiven."

Not bad for a one nocturnal night reappearance! You *know* you love me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a date in August too

Was Lib the pimp for it?"

No. Lib has not been involved. If I see him driving around Hampshire he better be ready for some strong evil glare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!

Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?

'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'

John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.

What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.

Steve"

We've all had the priors round here.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"I have a date in August too

Tapas and wine by any chance?

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I have a date in August too

Was Lib the pimp for it?

No. Lib has not been involved. If I see him driving around Hampshire he better be ready for some strong evil glare.

Side eye death stare from hay soos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a date in August too

I've got thirty one dates in August.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a date in August too

Was Lib the pimp for it?

No. Lib has not been involved. If I see him driving around Hampshire he better be ready for some strong evil glare.

Side eye death stare from hay soos."

I’m going to turn his wine back into water.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!

Haha.

Forgive me? Tis but a tease.

You've stolen my authorship, twice, called me a dickhead, likened me to Charles Hawtrey. And made Dash even more grumpy. You're forgiven.

Not bad for a one nocturnal night reappearance! You *know* you love me."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a date in August too

I've got thirty one dates in August."

You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're ½ way through the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!

Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?

'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'

John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.

What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.

Steve

Cheers Estella.

I replied an hour ago to one of your questions....in private by accident. Still getting used to the site and the forum..... But I mean it

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I have a date in August too

I've got thirty one dates in August.

You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio "

Nah he just owns a calendar and counted the days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[T-shirt and trousers removed by poster at 27/06/20 00:32:12]"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeevening all, just having a quick foray into Fabworld. Today, I have mainly been doing absolutely nothing

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!

Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?

'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'

John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.

What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.

Steve

Cheers Estella.

I replied an hour ago to one of your questions....in private by accident. Still getting used to the site and the forum..... But I mean it"

Oooh did you! We’ve all done that whilst getting to grips with it all. You’re doing good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a date in August too

I've got thirty one dates in August.

You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio "

Ayyyyy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a date in August too

I've got thirty one dates in August.

You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio

Nah he just owns a calendar and counted the days.

Shurrup.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I have a date in August too

I've got thirty one dates in August.

You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio

Nah he just owns a calendar and counted the days.

Shurrup."

I know you. You’re a two women a day guy. So I hear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a date in August too

I've got thirty one dates in August.

You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio

Nah he just owns a calendar and counted the days.

I like to believe he has 31 dates lined up for August. It would be a brilliant storyline for a chick flick.

If he was a woman in a high pressured job who thought she didn’t have time for a man until she met some mediocre pushy guy with a god complex, who solved all her problems with his penis

like all the other chick flicks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeevening all, just having a quick foray into Fabworld. Today, I have mainly been doing absolutely nothing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You foray all you want. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Carry on c*nts!!

Was Charles Hawtry in this one?

We call him erectjim!

Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?

'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'

John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.

What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.

Steve"

I'd just strap in and enjoy the ride, new boy

You'll get the hang of this nocturnaling

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Jo by Goldfrapp just came on my playlist, not heard this for ages!

Reminiscingface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a date in August too

I've got thirty one dates in August.

You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio

Nah he just owns a calendar and counted the days.

Shurrup.

I know you. You’re a two women a day guy. So I hear.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeevening all, just having a quick foray into Fabworld. Today, I have mainly been doing absolutely nothing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You foray all you want. Smileyface"

Hey Jim, how's tricks? Hope you're well and all that jizz. Sorry, jazz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a date in August too

I've got thirty one dates in August.

You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio

Nah he just owns a calendar and counted the days.

I like to believe he has 31 dates lined up for August. It would be a brilliant storyline for a chick flick.

If he was a woman in a high pressured job who thought she didn’t have time for a man until she met some mediocre pushy guy with a god complex, who solved all her problems with his penis

like all the other chick flicks "

haha.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Rats and mice are actually ticklish. And they laugh. A study from Bowling Green University in Ohio, shows that rats have ticklish spots and will actually "laugh" when you tickle them.

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

Morning all

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Every cow has a best friend and they hang out every day. Researchers observed that pairs of cows within a herd became stressed when they were separated. Being separated from their best pal can impact a cow's heart rate and may even affect how much milk they produce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every cow has a best friend and they hang out every day. Researchers observed that pairs of cows within a herd became stressed when they were separated. Being separated from their best pal can impact a cow's heart rate and may even affect how much milk they produce. "

My best friend and I have been separated since February. I definitely feel stressed. And I’m a total cow!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

My best friend and I have been separated since February. I definitely feel stressed. And I’m a total cow! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeevening all, just having a quick foray into Fabworld. Today, I have mainly been doing absolutely nothing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You foray all you want. Smileyface

Hey Jim, how's tricks? Hope you're well and all that jizz. Sorry, jazz

It's easy to slip on jizz. I'm good. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cosha. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jo by Goldfrapp just came on my playlist, not heard this for ages!

Reminiscingface"

I have been listening a lot today to 'By the Way' by the Chillies...... forgotten what a mindblowingly good album that was. Perfect amount of musicality and aggression /tempo for me at the moment.

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By *oshamguy30Man over a year ago

Waterlooville

"Morning all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cosha. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface."

Thanks for the warm welcome

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Jo by Goldfrapp just came on my playlist, not heard this for ages!

Reminiscingface

I have been listening a lot today to 'By the Way' by the Chillies...... forgotten what a mindblowingly good album that was. Perfect amount of musicality and aggression /tempo for me at the moment.

Music revisits are good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My best friend and I have been separated since February. I definitely feel stressed. And I’m a total cow!

I disagree....I have found you charming and perfectly affable to me tonight Estella.

Steve

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

13mins till my bedtime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jo by Goldfrapp just came on my playlist, not heard this for ages!

Reminiscingface"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_BpEL1IDr4

Goldfrapp - Jo (Official Video) - YouTube

I heard this today for the first time in ages.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gDBZZ3uvimE

PJ Harvey - Good Fortune - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's the vag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cosha. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface.

Thanks for the warm welcome

Don't mention it. How are you doing?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeevening all, just having a quick foray into Fabworld. Today, I have mainly been doing absolutely nothing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You foray all you want. Smileyface

Hey Jim, how's tricks? Hope you're well and all that jizz. Sorry, jazz

It's easy to slip on jizz. I'm good. How are you?"

You should be very careful with jizz. Very sting-y in the eyes too. We're OK thanks, maybe a bit of a loss of mojo under lockdown, but nothing that a good rest won't solve

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Did Steve just call me a cow?

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Jo by Goldfrapp just came on my playlist, not heard this for ages!

Reminiscingface

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_BpEL1IDr4

Goldfrapp - Jo (Official Video) - YouTube

I heard this today for the first time in ages.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gDBZZ3uvimE

PJ Harvey - Good Fortune - YouTube

Good shout!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's the vag?

Some cow vag here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's the vag?

Down south.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's the vag?

Some cow vag here

Udders and shit? Sexy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did Steve just call me a cow?

No....precisely the opposite. Read your post.

Steve

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By *ip2Man over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Trying listening to Goldfrapp.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Na night peeps!!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

It was Jamie calling herself a cow, Steve. Not me!!

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