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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

Vagina takeover!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vag? Ewww..

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Vag? Ewww.."

Good eeeeeeeeevening Libasaurus Vexed. Don’t worry, no vagina near you.

You are firstface tho, you win a prize.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Jim. And nocturnal hug your way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Hello Jim. And nocturnal hug your way.

Hello Martin!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dave, how nice to seeeeeeee yoooouuuu.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Martin’s taken my hug back!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woohoo! I like a vag takeover! Good evening!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perving on today’s fab only just finished work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

Vagina takeover!"

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Dave, how nice to seeeeeeee yoooouuuu."

https://youtu.be/xaPepCVepCg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag."

Are you two going to fight?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag."

Oh here you are. Finally.

hug.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Hahahaha."

I'm loyal creature what can I say.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag.

Oh here you are. Finally.

hug. "

To think I intended to start early tonight. Hello. Smileyface

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Woohoo! I like a vag takeover! Good evening!

(Insertpoemhere)

‘Ello!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lib, I've got a cock for you.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Perving on today’s fab only just finished work"

Post-professional-perving - well done!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag."

You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo!

I also knew if I built it, he would come!!

All yours, I don’t wanna do it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eveningallface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lemon and Jamie love vag.

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By *ewsub4dommeMan over a year ago

thirsk

Im watching dirty grandpa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag.

Are you two going to fight?!

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Hahahaha.

I'm loyal creature what can I say.

Yeah, this was noted, Martin!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lib, I've got a cock for you.

Sorry to make this weird but I would so watch you give Lib your cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Hahahaha.

I'm loyal creature what can I say.

You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag.

Oh here you are. Finally.

hug.

To think I intended to start early tonight. Hello. Smileyface"

You were late. I checked to see if you were online, twice!! And you weren’t. So nerrrr.

Also you used to love it when I did them for you, back in 2016!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woohoo! I like a vag takeover! Good evening!

(Insertpoemhere)

‘Ello!!"

Oh my! Are you poem sender

this is wonderful reading. That was the highlight of my evening!

I got pretty humbled during that game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Hahahaha.

I'm loyal creature what can I say.

You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy. "

I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Eveningallface

Evening Loisinclusiveface!!

Jim, start answering people!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Hahahaha.

I'm loyal creature what can I say.

You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy. "

That you can count on

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Woohoo! I like a vag takeover! Good evening!

(Insertpoemhere)

‘Ello!!

Oh my! Are you poem sender

this is wonderful reading. That was the highlight of my evening!

I got pretty humbled during that game

What rhymes with Mozzarella?

ESTELLA!!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips."

Pervert.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woohoo! I like a vag takeover! Good evening!

(Insertpoemhere)

‘Ello!!

Oh my! Are you poem sender

this is wonderful reading. That was the highlight of my evening!

I got pretty humbled during that game

What rhymes with Mozzarella?

ESTELLA!!"

Oh man! I’m so bad at world play! How did I not get that

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim

Treacle!!!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Im watching dirty grandpa"

What’s he doing?

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim

Treacle!!! "

Oi oi saveloy, how are you princess?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag.

You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo!

I also knew if I built it, he would come!!

All yours, I don’t wanna do it!!

What?! You're going?! You purloin my thread, then cast it away to one side. Outrageous.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips."

How is your penis doing Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eveningallface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It's very nice to see you. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lib, I've got a cock for you.

Sorry to make this weird but I would so watch you give Lib your cock.

This just gets hornier and hornier.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim

Treacle!!!

Oi oi saveloy, how are you princess? "

I’m good, so lovely to see you!!! That’s taken me back a few years!! How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag.

Oh here you are. Finally.

hug.

To think I intended to start early tonight. Hello. Smileyface

You were late. I checked to see if you were online, twice!! And you weren’t. So nerrrr.

Also you used to love it when I did them for you, back in 2016!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips.

How is your penis doing Jim x "

Who is your penis doing, Jim? Or who does it want to do?

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much.

Score!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Hahahaha.

I'm loyal creature what can I say.

You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy.

I do

I knew you would!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag.

You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo!

I also knew if I built it, he would come!!

All yours, I don’t wanna do it!!

What?! You're going?! You purloin my thread, then cast it away to one side. Outrageous."

You know I’m a fickle pickle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much.

Can I get in in this?

Deffo need some of that in my life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eveningallface

Evening Loisinclusiveface!!

Jim, start answering people!"

Yes, boss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Hahahaha.

I'm loyal creature what can I say.

You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy.

I do

I knew you would!"

I’m an anarchist during the nocturnal hours. I can’t be controlled. I even made a cup of tea, and I did not use blue box.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perving on today’s fab only just finished work"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Time. Merry pervin', pervert.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Have you lot been drinking or something without me

This is weirdest nocturnal thread ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im watching dirty grandpa"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dragon. We're all hoping you're referring to the movie. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eveningallface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It's very nice to see you. Smileyface"

I sent you cygnets today x

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim

Treacle!!!

Oi oi saveloy, how are you princess?

I’m good, so lovely to see you!!! That’s taken me back a few years!! How are you?

I Know its been ages since I regularly nocturnalled. I'm not bad, bit sunburnt today been on the nudie beach to top up the tan. Nice to see you're still frequenting the lounge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erectella (fuckyourarseface)

This evening I’ve been reading and polishing my leather bound books.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eveningallface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It's very nice to see you. Smileyface

I sent you cygnets today x"

Is that fancy talk for swanlets?

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much.

Can I get in in this?

Deffo need some of that in my life."

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Eveningallface

Evening Loisinclusiveface!!

Jim, start answering people!

Yes, boss."

Good boy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening _stella

Im watching bethany Hughes telling us about a Greek odyssey whilst perving and uploading a sketch done for me...

Multitasking at its finest....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel my brother, You are balder than me. Smileyface

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Have you lot been drinking or something without me

This is weirdest nocturnal thread ever

You know I’m a little divil!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eveningallface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It's very nice to see you. Smileyface

I sent you cygnets today x

Is that fancy talk for swanlets? "

It is

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim

Treacle!!!

Oi oi saveloy, how are you princess?

I’m good, so lovely to see you!!! That’s taken me back a few years!! How are you?

I Know its been ages since I regularly nocturnalled. I'm not bad, bit sunburnt today been on the nudie beach to top up the tan. Nice to see you're still frequenting the lounge

I’ll slap some aftersun on ya!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Hahahaha.

I'm loyal creature what can I say.

You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy.

That you can count on

Thank goodness someone around here is sensible. You know how much I hate messing around.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening _stella

Im watching bethany Hughes telling us about a Greek odyssey whilst perving and uploading a sketch done for me...

Multitasking at its finest....

Togally excellent multitasking!!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erectella (fuckyourarseface)

This evening I’ve been kneading and polishing my knob."

Wanker.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel my brother, You are balder than me. Smileyface"

Alreet yoof how's it going? What sort of nocturnal shenanigans are occurring?

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim

Treacle!!!

Oi oi saveloy, how are you princess?

I’m good, so lovely to see you!!! That’s taken me back a few years!! How are you?

I Know its been ages since I regularly nocturnalled. I'm not bad, bit sunburnt today been on the nudie beach to top up the tan. Nice to see you're still frequenting the lounge

I’ll slap some aftersun on ya!!"

Oooh matron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips.

How is your penis doing Jim x "

I've not long showered and lathered it up, and rinsed it in warm water. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much.

Can I get in in this?

Deffo need some of that in my life.

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. "

*plays sexy music and brings out the cheese board*

I'm so ready for this!

I have to say this is a very filthy nocturnal thread tonight! I'm blaming it on the vag Estella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erect.

Hi.

Love

Sam

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

*Deep sniff...

Yeah...smells like vag.

Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips.

How is your penis doing Jim x

I've not long showered and lathered it up, and rinsed it in warm water. x"

You can't beat a good willy wash! It's even better with a tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips.

How is your penis doing Jim x

Who is your penis doing, Jim? Or who does it want to do?

My penis is doing Mrs Leftpalm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Deep sniff...

Yeah...smells like vag.

Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well. "

Mmm vag. *drools*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips.

How is your penis doing Jim x

I've not long showered and lathered it up, and rinsed it in warm water. x"

Did you sing Happy Birthday to make sure you lathered it for the correct amount of time

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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Hi all you nocturnal fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim, are you a lefty?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag.

You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo!

I also knew if I built it, he would come!!

All yours, I don’t wanna do it!!

What?! You're going?! You purloin my thread, then cast it away to one side. Outrageous.

You know I’m a fickle pickle!

You're staying until at least the first 175.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much.

Can I get in in this?

Deffo need some of that in my life.

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles.

*plays sexy music and brings out the cheese board*

I'm so ready for this!

I have to say this is a very filthy nocturnal thread tonight! I'm blaming it on the vag Estella

Don't blame it on the sunshine

Don't blame it on the moonlight

Don't blame it on good times

Blame it on the ... vag

Cheese. Licks lips*

Whose lips though, and talkylips or porkylips?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erect.

Hi.

Love

Sam

Aww I love my bromance brothers from other mothers.

Jim Erect and Tender Sam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much.

Can I get in in this?

Deffo need some of that in my life.

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. "

A boob each?

For a start.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back.

Hahahaha.

I'm loyal creature what can I say.

You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy.

I do

I knew you would!

I’m an anarchist during the nocturnal hours. I can’t be controlled. I even made a cup of tea, and I did not use blue box. "

Caffeinated tea, you're a wild woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not even sure how these forums work hahah

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"*Deep sniff...

Yeah...smells like vag.

Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well. "

Twists your penile head round 360 degrees like an owl’s head. And then let’s it spring back.

Eeeeeevening.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag.

You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo!

I also knew if I built it, he would come!!

All yours, I don’t wanna do it!!

What?! You're going?! You purloin my thread, then cast it away to one side. Outrageous.

You know I’m a fickle pickle!

You're staying until at least the first 175."

Do I have to?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

This is weird.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you lot been drinking or something without me

This is weirdest nocturnal thread ever

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Annabelle. I've only d*unk tea today, blue box tea. Actually, I have had one Rubicon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed?

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much.

Can I get in in this?

Deffo need some of that in my life.

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles.

A boob each?

For a start."

I’m going to snort each time I catch your eye, as we both suckle at the teat of the cake icing kween!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"This is weird.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"*Deep sniff...

Yeah...smells like vag.

Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well.

Twists your penile head round 360 degrees like an owl’s head. And then let’s it spring back.

Eeeeeevening."

Ouch.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? "

I get laid in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eveningallface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It's very nice to see you. Smileyface

I sent you cygnets today x"

I shall have a look to see how much they've grown. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles.

A boob each?

For a start."

I'm just going to lie back and enjoy this crazy ride

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? "

Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie.

Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles.

A boob each?

For a start.

I'm just going to lie back and enjoy this crazy ride

I've been called worse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Following the forum protocol am I supposed to say:-

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim.

Jim said I should come and say hi last week......but I was too new (barred for first week).......a real FAB 'posting Virgin here'.

I just want to second Jim's comments about Lemon.

Stevie Boy. X

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? "

I've had this discussion before. I hope you said lie in bed.

And people who sleep late and have a lay in, no, it's a lie in.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Gooooood eeeeeeeeveeeening Estella et al!

I thought I should do a proper greeting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed?

I get laid in bed."

I’m glad one of us does. I’m lucky if guys tell me their real name, let alone get past the ally behind the pub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed?

Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie.

Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange? "

Swans mate for life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Estella

Do you have some kind of chilled vag spray for these hot nights?

I know you like making sprays.

Could you come spray me please?

I’m a vag in need

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed?

Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie.

Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange?

Swans mate for life

Bleurgh. Who'd want to mate for life? How dreary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles.

A boob each?

For a start.

I'm just going to lie back and enjoy this crazy ride

I've been called worse."

LBC careful of Lib.

#youknowwhatyoudid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Estella and to everyone

Trying (and failing miserably) to sleep..... just having a little perv

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Eeeeevening lovelings.. I'm just in from a run. There's lightening out at sea!

It's pretty electric in here too I have to say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening _stella

Im watching bethany Hughes telling us about a Greek odyssey whilst perving and uploading a sketch done for me...

Multitasking at its finest....

I actually thought for a moment someone had done a comedy sketch video for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed?

Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie.

Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange?

Swans mate for life

Bleurgh. Who'd want to mate for life? How dreary.

It’s adorable!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed?

I get laid in bed.

I’m glad one of us does. I’m lucky if guys tell me their real name, let alone get past the ally behind the pub

(Facepalm)

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Following the forum protocol am I supposed to say:-

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim.

Jim said I should come and say hi last week......but I was too new (barred for first week).......a real FAB 'posting Virgin here'.

I just want to second Jim's comments about Lemon.

Stevie Boy. X"

That is correct protocol, although spelling my name correctly is also protocol!

Welcome Stevie Boy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sat watching blue is the warmest colour, I do like French films

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mostly just perving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles.

A boob each?

For a start.

I'm just going to lie back and enjoy this crazy ride

I've been called worse.

LBC careful of Lib.

#youknowwhatyoudid"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel my brother, You are balder than me. Smileyface

Alreet yoof how's it going? What sort of nocturnal shenanigans are occurring? "

I've just been looking at some photos of some young birds. Now I'm back to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope you've got some aftersun.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Gooooood eeeeeeeeveeeening Estella et al!

I thought I should do a proper greeting.

Where’s Al?

Hello Melissophobia! To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed?

I get laid in bed.

I’m glad one of us does. I’m lucky if guys tell me their real name, let alone get past the ally behind the pub

Surely just fuck them in the alley then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erect.

Hi.

Love

Sam

Love.

You.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Estella

Do you have some kind of chilled vag spray for these hot nights?

I know you like making sprays.

Could you come spray me please?

I’m a vag in need "

Today’s one is coconut, sweet almond and aloe vera. It’ll make you taste of pina colada!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed?

Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie.

Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange?

Swans mate for life

Bleurgh. Who'd want to mate for life? How dreary.

It’s adorable!!"

I've seen cygnets now and I think today has officially been a very good day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steve Posted! Everyone say hello to Steve.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening Estella and to everyone

Trying (and failing miserably) to sleep..... just having a little perv

Oh Danny boy, eeeeeevening!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Eeeeevening lovelings.. I'm just in from a run. There's lightening out at sea!

It's pretty electric in here too I have to say

Ppow pppppowww!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Deep sniff...

Yeah...smells like vag.

Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Enjoy the vaj.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips.

How is your penis doing Jim x

I've not long showered and lathered it up, and rinsed it in warm water. x

You can't beat a good willy wash! It's even better with a tongue.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Gooooood eeeeeeeeveeeening Estella et al!

I thought I should do a proper greeting.

Where’s Al?

Hello Melissophobia! To bee or not to bee, that is the question. "

Well if you'll be my bodyguard...

I don't like bees, I am a bit scared by them. I keep planting bee friendly pollinators (wild flowers) though so I keep getting a lot of them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird.

Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed?

Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie.

Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange?

Swans mate for life

Bleurgh. Who'd want to mate for life? How dreary.

It’s adorable!!

I've seen cygnets now and I think today has officially been a very good day.

Ahh. Yes. The fancy word for swanlets. They are just so sweet!

It’s always a good day when baby animals are involved.

Did you know, you can tell if a baby elephant is less than a year old if it can stand under its mums tummy?

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Eeeeevening lovelings.. I'm just in from a run. There's lightening out at sea!

It's pretty electric in here too I have to say

Ppow pppppowww!

Kzzzzzzttt!!

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Gooooood eeeeeeeeveeeening Estella et al!

I thought I should do a proper greeting.

Where’s Al?

Hello Melissophobia! To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

Well if you'll be my bodyguard...

I don't like bees, I am a bit scared by them. I keep planting bee friendly pollinators (wild flowers) though so I keep getting a lot of them.

You have _elissophobia?! Who knew?

I’ll protect ya.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips.

How is your penis doing Jim x

I've not long showered and lathered it up, and rinsed it in warm water. x

Did you sing Happy Birthday to make sure you lathered it for the correct amount of time

I Listen to a Yes song when cleaning my penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/06/20 23:24:09]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perving as usual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Estella

I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong.

However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post.

So I apologise for my poor editing.

Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better

Steve Boy

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Estella!!

Evening beautiful. You're not Jim or Ash. But it's bloomin good to see you.

Jo.Xx

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

A baby platypus is called a puggle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi all you nocturnal fabbers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

. Welcome to the nocturnal thread vaj special. Smileyface

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Estella!!

Evening beautiful. You're not Jim or Ash. But it's bloomin good to see you.

Jo.Xx "

And you sexy maloosy floosie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A baby platypus is called a puggle. "

Oh my!! I am grinning at my phone like you wouldn’t believe!!! I am so happy about this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim, are you a lefty? "

I lean to the left.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Estella

I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong.

However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post.

So I apologise for my poor editing.

Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better

Steve Boy"

To be honest I guessed you had copied from Dan’s post! All good.

But are you Steve or Stevie boy?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"*Deep sniff...

Yeah...smells like vag.

Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Enjoy the vaj."

Evening Jim. This must be the result of lockdown vag, it's all gone a bit crazy in here

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Estella

I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong.

However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post.

So I apologise for my poor editing.

Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better

Steve Boy"

She didn't notice when I posted it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much.

Can I get in in this?

Deffo need some of that in my life.

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles.

*plays sexy music and brings out the cheese board*

I'm so ready for this!

I have to say this is a very filthy nocturnal thread tonight! I'm blaming it on the vag Estella

Don't blame it on the sunshine

Don't blame it on the moonlight

Don't blame it on good times

Blame it on the ... vag

Cheese. Licks lips*

Whose lips though, and talkylips or porkylips?

I thought of that song too. Then just half an hour later I read that you thought of that song too.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

A baby swan is also called a flapper, and a baby pigeon can be called a squab or the rather lovely squeaker.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Estella

I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong.

However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post.

So I apologise for my poor editing.

Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better

Steve Boy

She didn't notice when I posted it

I did. I just let you off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A baby swan is also called a flapper, and a baby pigeon can be called a squab or the rather lovely squeaker."

you’re the queen of the nocturnal thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not even sure how these forums work hahah "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. Some people don't know how thread etiquette works. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Estella

I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong.

However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post.

So I apologise for my poor editing.

Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better

Steve Boy

She didn't notice when I posted it

I did. I just let you off.

Bless you

Bloody phone

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Estella!!

Evening beautiful. You're not Jim or Ash. But it's bloomin good to see you.

Jo.Xx

And you sexy maloosy floosie!

Jo.Xx

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

Hey. I love a girl take over xx

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I've seen cygnets now and I think today has officially been a very good day.

Ahh. Yes. The fancy word for swanlets. They are just so sweet!

It’s always a good day when baby animals are involved.

Did you know, you can tell if a baby elephant is less than a year old if it can stand under its mums tummy? "

I really like this -lets thing you've got going on Jamlet.

No I didn't know this! This is important news. Right now I'm on a zoom call and listening to some sex bloggy friends and I've just won a sex toy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTF!! What's going on? Is this a takeover?

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Estella

I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong.

However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post.

So I apologise for my poor editing.

Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better

Steve Boy

She didn't notice when I posted it

I did. I just let you off.

Bless you

Bloody phone

It’s alright treacle - I was just excited to see you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina takeover!

You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag.

You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo!

I also knew if I built it, he would come!!

All yours, I don’t wanna do it!!

What?! You're going?! You purloin my thread, then cast it away to one side. Outrageous.

You know I’m a fickle pickle!

You're staying until at least the first 175.

Do I have to?"

Yes.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge

My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips?

My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing?

All erect and hard at the thought of yours.

You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much.

Can I get in in this?

Deffo need some of that in my life.

How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles.

*plays sexy music and brings out the cheese board*

I'm so ready for this!

I have to say this is a very filthy nocturnal thread tonight! I'm blaming it on the vag Estella

Don't blame it on the sunshine

Don't blame it on the moonlight

Don't blame it on good times

Blame it on the ... vag

Cheese. Licks lips*

Whose lips though, and talkylips or porkylips?

I thought of that song too. Then just half an hour later I read that you thought of that song too. "

S o g o d d a m n s l o w j i m

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"WTF!! What's going on? Is this a takeover?

Revagolution!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is weird.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. This is what a Friday night nocturnal thread should be like.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I'm not even sure how these forums work hahah

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. Some people don't know how thread etiquette works. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface"

JIM IS A DICKHEAD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anybody watch Beyonce on BBC2 Glastonbury Highlights tonight..... absolutely kicking arse from back in 2011?

I said at the time 'If I were a Boy' was directly sung by Beyonce to JZ with a real fire in her eyes.... apparently he had had a widely publicised affair with a dancer shortly before the concert. I saw it again tonight and OMG.

Did anyone else pick up on that?

Stevie Boy

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Good eeeeeeevening, you bunch of miscreants! I have been very much enjoying this thread

Did you know one of the collective nouns for pandas is a cupboard?

Mrs TMN x

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"This is weird.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. This is what a Friday night nocturnal thread should be like."

Hello Priapus!

I'm enjoying this, it's like Mighty Boosh has taken over The Nocturnal thread.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"This is weird.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. This is what a Friday night nocturnal thread should be like.

Hello Priapus!

I'm enjoying this, it's like Mighty Boosh has taken over The Nocturnal thread.

Mighty Bush!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've seen cygnets now and I think today has officially been a very good day.

Ahh. Yes. The fancy word for swanlets. They are just so sweet!

It’s always a good day when baby animals are involved.

Did you know, you can tell if a baby elephant is less than a year old if it can stand under its mums tummy?

I really like this -lets thing you've got going on Jamlet.

No I didn't know this! This is important news. Right now I'm on a zoom call and listening to some sex bloggy friends and I've just won a sex toy!

Jamlet!

this has made my year!

Oh yay for all of that! What did you win?! This is so exciting!! Yay for sex bloggy friends! What are they blogging?

I zoomed my dad earlier. We both have stitches so we compared. He makes everything a competition it’s so tacky.

But gutted for him I WON MINE ARE BETTER! Take that old man!

He’s soooo tacky

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Good eeeeeeevening, you bunch of miscreants! I have been very much enjoying this thread

Did you know one of the collective nouns for pandas is a cupboard?

Mrs TMN x"

A cupboard of pandas is fantastic!!

I always liked a flamboyance of flamingos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not even sure how these forums work hahah

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. Some people don't know how thread etiquette works. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

JIM IS A DICKHEAD

Shocked!! You take that back!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Following the forum protocol am I supposed to say:-

"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim.

Jim said I should come and say hi last week......but I was too new (barred for first week).......a real FAB 'posting Virgin here'.

I just want to second Jim's comments about Lemon.

Stevie Boy. X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Tonight's thread is full of surprises. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™, my Salopian brother. Smileyface

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

Hey Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeevening, you bunch of miscreants! I have been very much enjoying this thread

Did you know one of the collective nouns for pandas is a cupboard?

Mrs TMN x"

Oh myyyyy!!! Mrs TMN! This is a game changer! A cupboard of pandas?! I would love to have a panda cupboard!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Jamlet!

this has made my year!

Oh yay for all of that! What did you win?! This is so exciting!! Yay for sex bloggy friends! What are they blogging?

I zoomed my dad earlier. We both have stitches so we compared. He makes everything a competition it’s so tacky.

But gutted for him I WON MINE ARE BETTER! Take that old man!

He’s soooo tacky

You're Jamlet now and forever.

So I won a sex masturbatory toy for men (I chose it because I have many plans). It was that or a couple's Satisfyer toy and those things and my clit alignment are never good. They do this annual story marathon and this year are raising money for Endometriosis UK which is really awesome for many reasons.

I'm so happy your stitches are better than your dad's.

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