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Another one for the gorgeous Jamie Hants.
My sexy friend says
I’ll say only this, the poet’s no fella,
At midnight gone, like Cinderella,
She’s addicted to cheese,
And her fav cheesy squeeze,
I can now reveal is Mozzarella! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another one for the gorgeous Jamie Hants.
My sexy friend says
I’ll say only this, the poet’s no fella,
At midnight gone, like Cinderella,
She’s addicted to cheese,
And her fav cheesy squeeze,
I can now reveal is Mozzarella!"
My fave  |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
incoming .....
Please tell Jamie Hants -
Mozzarella was a lie to be fair,
It’s just the rhyme that made it all square,
To get you a-thinking
Whilst I’m all a-winking
What name rhymes with the cheese and you’re there... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and another ......
Hey, would you tell Mr Monkey that your mate has had many a thought about getting him out of that suit and into her"
These things can be arranged  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a message for not so innocent from my mate.
Can you tell her she’s got gorg eyes and I’d like to find out just how innocent she isn’t behind that mask. |
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"For Devil Angel, One of fabs finest asked me to pass this on.
I'd love to peel those panties off that amazing ass, just using my teeth."
Let me know who you are and we'll see if it can be arranged  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As for nippy, you have to tell him that your mate who is friends with quacksplat is keen for him to figure out her identity so they can finally get it on. But she's running out of clues and he needs to get his thinking cap on
Confusing one this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As for nippy, you have to tell him that your mate who is friends with quacksplat is keen for him to figure out her identity so they can finally get it on. But she's running out of clues and he needs to get his thinking cap on
Confusing one this "
Can the person let me know if they are on my friends list or if we've spoken before and give me a clue or alternatively just come and fuck me now please....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As for nippy, you have to tell him that your mate who is friends with quacksplat is keen for him to figure out her identity so they can finally get it on. But she's running out of clues and he needs to get his thinking cap on
Confusing one this
Can the person let me know if they are on my friends list or if we've spoken before and give me a clue or alternatively just come and fuck me now please....?"
This is like one of those girlie romance films where the ppl keep missing beach other but eventually get it on, yeah?   |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Notsoposh! I have a message to pass on to you from my sexy mate  she said...
‘Hey, could you let not so posh know that we don't talk much but she has a lovely presence on the forums xx’
D."
Awwww.... I would love to get to know your sexy mate better if it's who I think it is....  |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Cookie my gorgeous mate wants me to tell you that they think you're an extremely attractive woman"
Oh thank you who ever that is, it’s much appreciated but you can always tell me in a pm  |
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"As for nippy, you have to tell him that your mate who is friends with quacksplat is keen for him to figure out her identity so they can finally get it on. But she's running out of clues and he needs to get his thinking cap on
Confusing one this
Bit like you've got mail
Can the person let me know if they are on my friends list or if we've spoken before and give me a clue or alternatively just come and fuck me now please....?
This is like one of those girlie romance films where the ppl keep missing beach other but eventually get it on, yeah? "
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I’ve got a message from a sexy friend of ours
‘Can you please tell naughtandhandsome that I’d like to varnish his torso with my personal love wax whilst yodelling The Lonely Goatherd from the Sound of Music’
D. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not so posh my Lovely friend wants to be your del boy.
Ooooh.... Tell him I might need a translator, been out of London a while now "
We can help with that, Ash is a Cockney. |
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"This is a message for not so innocent from my mate.
Can you tell her she’s got gorg eyes and I’d like to find out just how innocent she isn’t behind that mask. "
Well thank who ever sent it, well if they want to find out they’ll have to message me, |
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I’ve got a message to pass on from a sexy friend of ours she said...
‘Would you please pass on to nippy that your mate, who is mates with Oreo and Quack, says he should check his friends list for all those he thinks want to be in the girly romance with him ’
D. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This game really hasn’t been kind to me this evening 
Oi!! You got three poems! From someone. Fuck knows who. "
The poems have been the highlight! Being called mumsy not so much. Libasaurus, also not much of a highlight.
It’s been a rollercoaster! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not so posh my Lovely friend wants to be your del boy.
Ooooh.... Tell him I might need a translator, been out of London a while now
We can help with that, Ash is a Cockney. "
Ooh excellent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To sam tender and Lib
My friend would like you to re-enact Darth Vader v Obi-Wan’s lightsaber battle but using your erect cocks, one painted red and one blue. I will cheer them on whilst humming the Star Wars theme. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This game really hasn’t been kind to me this evening
Oi!! You got three poems! From someone. Fuck knows who.
The poems have been the highlight! Being called mumsy not so much. Libasaurus, also not much of a highlight.
It’s been a rollercoaster! "
Pffft...
I expect an apology for that comment after you use his face as a seat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not so posh my Lovely friend wants to be your del boy.
Ooooh.... Tell him I might need a translator, been out of London a while now
We can help with that, Ash is a Cockney.
Ooh excellent! "
Oh iv had an update from your admirer.
Hes fluent in cockny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This game really hasn’t been kind to me this evening
Oi!! You got three poems! From someone. Fuck knows who.
The poems have been the highlight! Being called mumsy not so much. Libasaurus, also not much of a highlight.
It’s been a rollercoaster!
Pffft...
I expect an apology for that comment after you use his face as a seat."
I never ever send sexual ones either! this has been a learning curve |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not so posh my Lovely friend wants to be your del boy.
Ooooh.... Tell him I might need a translator, been out of London a while now
We can help with that, Ash is a Cockney.
Ooh excellent!
Oh iv had an update from your admirer.
Hes fluent in cockny. "
Ooh...... That's all good then!
Might have to see you and Ash for immersion into the lingo though. Remind me how it's done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not so posh my Lovely friend wants to be your del boy.
Ooooh.... Tell him I might need a translator, been out of London a while now
We can help with that, Ash is a Cockney.
Ooh excellent!
Oh iv had an update from your admirer.
Hes fluent in cockny.
Ooh...... That's all good then!
Might have to see you and Ash for immersion into the lingo though. Remind me how it's done "
Ohhh a double date. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my dearest Nipples,
My sex on legs mate said
She hopes you haven't given up guessing
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Ok, so I have a clue, well tbh it's more of a dream or a hope, but I reckon she's probably a bit beyond my reach and I don't reckon she'd fancy me, so..... *sighs* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh go on, one more for the Nip..
My beautiful friend said
'Tell him ive told him already"
All the girls say that..... "
I still know one who fancies you. |
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