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Modern phrases that get on your tits!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When an artist release an album they say it’s ‘dropped’, my album drops in the spring. No it doesn’t, you’re uploading it. You’re just trying to make it sound more exciting and cooler than It actually is. Another is people who say ‘rock up’ when meeting somewhere, you haven’t rocked up anywhere in your life, you turn up Somewhere met by mostly indifference like the rest of us.
What Modern phrases get on your tits ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Starting a sentence with ‘basically’ or ‘like’ or raising an octave at the end of your sentence, to make it into a question. ‘Like, basically, do you know what I mean?’
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think that I just let most of this pass me by. I’d say there are more phrases where I find myself thinking ‘what the fuck was that meant to be?’ As opposed to actively getting irritated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Starting a sentence with ‘basically’ or ‘like’ or raising an octave at the end of your sentence, to make it into a question. ‘Like, basically, do you know what I mean?’
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Oh you'll hate us Geordies then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Extra ordinary... No it's extraordinary one word. You don't say therapist as two words do ya!
Mr"
As someone with this is their job title I often chuckle when letters have a larger spacing between their words and I get my name followed by t h e r a p i s t |
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Woke
Ya Get Me Blood
K instead of Ok , how fucking lazy can you get
Most abbreviated text speak like M8 or Cuz
Sick meaning good .
As for the last one , I was on my bike not long ago and I rode past a group of teenage lads and one said " you're bikes sick mate " .
So I just replied " looks healthy to me " and rode off . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Extra ordinary... No it's extraordinary one word. You don't say therapist as two words do ya!
Mr
As someone with this is their job title I often chuckle when letters have a larger spacing between their words and I get my name followed by t h e r a p i s t "
You have an extraordinary job... And yeah the website penisland always makes me chuckle with no spacing. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate it when women say
"No, I don't want to have sex with you".
Other than that, it's when people start sentences with 'so'"
That's when you use the taser! |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I hate it when women say
"No, I don't want to have sex with you".
Other than that, it's when people start sentences with 'so'"
Is this a modern phrase though? I've known it since I was a young lad lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that say 'you know what I mean', at the end od sentances.
I've been shopping and it was busy, you know what I mean.
No I don't know, what is this shopping? |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Bants and also referring to anything as cheeky. 'Cheeky bants' once uttered is a crime punishable by death. And if you call someone a 'ledge' too, then your immediate family ought to be obliterated too for allowing you to speak like such a nob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Starting a sentence with ‘basically’ or ‘like’ or raising an octave at the end of your sentence, to make it into a question. ‘Like, basically, do you know what I mean?’
Oh you'll hate us Geordies then "
And we use lush a lot up here too.
I hate the phrase, "teamwork makes the dream work" - fuck off man, half the team are a bunch of lazt twats!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Starting a sentence with ‘basically’ or ‘like’ or raising an octave at the end of your sentence, to make it into a question. ‘Like, basically, do you know what I mean?’
Oh you'll hate us Geordies then "
Plenty of them in London as well |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Bit of me. When someone says something which is to their liking. Sounds like something uttered on Love Island.
Proper. It's just not necessary in 99% of instances. That burger was proper nice innit.
Literally. Actually it isn't. And when it is, it cannot be anything other than literal. Example, the heat is literally making me sweat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Starting a sentence with ‘basically’ or ‘like’ or raising an octave at the end of your sentence, to make it into a question. ‘Like, basically, do you know what I mean?’
Oh you'll hate us Geordies then
And we use lush a lot up here too.
I hate the phrase, "teamwork makes the dream work" - fuck off man, half the team are a bunch of lazt twats!!! "
I'm gordie and certainly don't speak like that. |
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"Woke
Ya Get Me Blood
K instead of Ok , how fucking lazy can you get
Most abbreviated text speak like M8 or Cuz
Sick meaning good .
As for the last one , I was on my bike not long ago and I rode past a group of teenage lads and one said " you're bikes sick mate " .
So I just replied " looks healthy to me " and rode off ."
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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago
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"Not a phrase but I find a lot of people, especially younger people use the word literally in just about every sentence and in completely the wrong context. Drives me crazy!! "
"literally"
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"“I’m joking” No, you were being a cock, and now you’ve been called out on it, you’re trying to make out its humour  "
It's real until you get pushback, then it's edgy and we don't get it.
Nope, you're just being offensive and you get zero passes for it. |
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"When an artist release an album they say it’s ‘dropped’, my album drops in the spring. No it doesn’t, you’re uploading it. You’re just trying to make it sound more exciting and cooler than It actually is. Another is people who say ‘rock up’ when meeting somewhere, you haven’t rocked up anywhere in your life, you turn up Somewhere met by mostly indifference like the rest of us.
What Modern phrases get on your tits ? "
I genuinely dislike the phrase
" gets on my tits" or " grind my gears" or "piss boiling"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When an artist release an album they say it’s ‘dropped’, my album drops in the spring. No it doesn’t, you’re uploading it. You’re just trying to make it sound more exciting and cooler than It actually is. Another is people who say ‘rock up’ when meeting somewhere, you haven’t rocked up anywhere in your life, you turn up Somewhere met by mostly indifference like the rest of us.
What Modern phrases get on your tits ?
I genuinely dislike the phrase
" gets on my tits" or " grind my gears" or "piss boiling"
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As stated early ‘get on my tits’ has been around since circa 1983, it was first introduced into the mainstream in early 1990, so therefore technically not a modern phrase, hence why I included it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any sentence that begins with “so..”
“Line our ducks up”
“Proactive “
“Going forward”
Anything that talks about “Our journey”
Most management bollocks really. |
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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago
Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters |
It's mostly Americanisms that annoy me.
"I could care less" instead of couldn't care less.
"On accident" instead of by accident.
Those two are probably the worst offenders but there's a load more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Random.
Suddenly it's being used to describe people. This imaginary figure that for you is repulsive. An all purpose discriminator.
Move on.
Folk invest years on the site never a peep. But maybe the next attempt will be success. Really? But won't I just be another Random?
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‘So’ I can’t believe no one else has said this...
‘420’
I ‘literally’ hate it, ‘end of the day’ there’s no need for it. ‘Really gets on my tits’, I get ‘it is what it is’ and for most it’s ‘standard’ but it just ‘proper’ ‘grinds my gears’
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone starts a thread then finishes with 'Discuss'.
No, fuck off."
Yes. Quite often its I'll conceived and badly set out. Usually no attempt by the OP to answer their own question.
Equally the many who attempt to answer not really understanding the question. Sometime later rage sets in,the thread is removed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone who uses the word "Chillaxin" needs twatting with a rolled up newspaper
"Moving forward" oh fuck off, not going backward am I?
"Emosh" as in feeling emosh today' fuck off and cry away from me if you're using slang like that.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"‘Just saying’ well fucking obviously you’re ‘just saying’ you just said it you melon"
I've always understood "just saying" to be short for "just saying out loud what everyone's thinking privately"... Ie, you're making a mistake/doing it wrong/making an idiot of yourself etc.
Certainly the implication I use when saying those two particular words |
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"Anyone who uses the word "Chillaxin" needs twatting with a rolled up newspaper
"Moving forward" oh fuck off, not going backward am I?
"Emosh" as in feeling emosh today' fuck off and cry away from me if you're using slang like that.
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And I thought I swore a lot   |
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"When someone starts a thread then finishes with 'Discuss'.
No, fuck off."
What's the best Olympic field event?
Discuss?
People who start with 'I'm not being funny.....' I cut off with 'because that'll be a first'
'At the end of the day.......' gets a quick 'It gets dark!!!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone who uses the word "Chillaxin" needs twatting with a rolled up newspaper
"Moving forward" oh fuck off, not going backward am I?
"Emosh" as in feeling emosh today' fuck off and cry away from me if you're using slang like that.
And I thought I swore a lot "
Sweetness and light me! Dunno what'choo mean |
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There's a certain type of person over 25 that uses these phrases.
They need to stay away from me 