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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Go"

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Go on then"

Glad to have you on board

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In and out a bit, but in for now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Er hello people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in if this takes off this evening

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By *W_RedMan over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

YASSSSS

I'm in.

PS... D you are getting a kick in the balls when I see ya next. You're meant to text me when this goes on

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

Oooh I think i can be persuaded..in x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yeah.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"YASSSSS

I'm in.

PS... D you are getting a kick in the balls when I see ya next. You're meant to text me when this goes on

Px"

As long as you kick with your tongue

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

My box is open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"YASSSSS

I'm in.

PS... D you are getting a kick in the balls when I see ya next. You're meant to text me when this goes on

As long as you kick with your tongue "

fucking LOLLLLLLL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One in here

Can you tell AdventureIsOutThere86 that I've been perving over their profile this afternoon! Shame I'm not blonde though.

I have told her there is hair dye available

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

I'll be in, for as long as the crotch goblins take to fall asleep... then it's sexy times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In for a little while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sparkles, my mate said

tell sparkles that I'd love to fuck her in her jacuzzi lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll play on and off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

very much in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll slide in for a bit

Happy to play Cupid if you wish

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

A particularly gorgeous lady says:

Please tell JamieHants that I'll be daaannn saaaafffff in two weeks (ish)... So get her tequila-drinking / face-sitting skills up to par pretty pleaseeeee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oreo, my mate wants you to know that she would love to share her bubbles with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I watch from the sidelines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been informed _otsoposh and darkphoenix that a certain someone would like a FFF with the two of you sooo very much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A particularly gorgeous lady says:

Please tell JamieHants that I'll be daaannn saaaafffff in two weeks (ish)... So get her tequila-drinking / face-sitting skills up to par pretty pleaseeeee

see you daann saaaaaf!!!

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Why not , could be doing worse things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My beaut mate says

'Could you please tell boxingguy I'd love to have that tie around my wrists'

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By *illowzWoman over a year ago

Exeter

Go on then, but keep it nice

let's not have a repeat of last night lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jamie, my mate says would you like to suck his big juicy sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

JayRyu my mate wants you to know, any time, any place, any where

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then, but keep it nice

let's not have a repeat of last night lol"

What happened last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jamie, my mate says would you like to suck his big juicy sausage? "

Tell your mate, I do not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quacksplat and Bellasea, my friend would like to know which one would like a beard in their fanny first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had this in my inbox to pass on;

“bellaseas well sorry too be blunt ride my big juicy cock (find out who and get a pic)

”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My beaut mate says

'Could you please tell boxingguy I'd love to have that tie around my wrists'"

I have an idea who this may be

just had to cool down once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't even know what this is but it'll kill time !

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

These are great posts congrats op

evening everyone

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By *illowzWoman over a year ago

Exeter

Please tell Jamie Hants that I want to take her away in that boat above her butt cheeks on her 14th May pic and ride the oceans together like proper swingers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had this in my inbox to pass on;

“bellaseas well sorry too be blunt ride my big juicy cock (find out who and get a pic)

”"

Who who who ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

jayru my mate say your sexiest person on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quacksplat and Bellasea, my friend would like to know which one would like a beard in their fanny first

Depends on the beard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had this in my inbox to pass on;

“bellaseas well sorry too be blunt ride my big juicy cock (find out who and get a pic)

”

Who who who ?

"
raises hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"jayru my mate say your sexiest person on here"

They need to visit Specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please tell Jamie Hants that I want to take her away in that boat above her butt cheeks on her 14th May pic and ride the oceans together like proper swingers!"
m

Thats in my friends pictures so I reckon this has got to be the flame haired beaut?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jamie, my mate says would you like to suck his big juicy sausage?

Tell your mate, I do not

He says he's got good buns and sauce

And to get your mind out of the gutter, as he's talking bbq

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bellaseas, my gorgeous hunky mate said

can you let Bellaseas know that her boobs look amazing, and if they need creaming after today’s sun, I’m just the man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please tell Jamie Hants that I want to take her away in that boat above her butt cheeks on her 14th May pic and ride the oceans together like proper swingers!m

Thats in my friends pictures so I reckon this has got to be the flame haired beaut?! "

Ffs.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jamie, my mate says would you like to suck his big juicy sausage?

Tell your mate, I do not

He says he's got good buns and sauce

And to get your mind out of the gutter, as he's talking bbq"

What type of person goes to a bbq to slobber on a sausage? Surely i could just eat it? Tell your mate he hasn’t thought this through and to get his shit together. We bbqing or not?

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By *quirt1810Woman over a year ago

Boston

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hiii I'm in

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

happy to pass on messages as well

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jamie, my mate says would you like to suck his big juicy sausage?

Tell your mate, I do not

He says he's got good buns and sauce

And to get your mind out of the gutter, as he's talking bbq

What type of person goes to a bbq to slobber on a sausage? Surely i could just eat it? Tell your mate he hasn’t thought this through and to get his shit together. We bbqing or not?"

He has not thought it through. Sausages are not for sucking. That's ice lollies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *inglewindsormanMan over a year ago

Bridport

I'm in, again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had this in my inbox to pass on;

“bellaseas well sorry too be blunt ride my big juicy cock (find out who and get a pic)

”

Who who who ?

raises hand

"
check your pm's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twit twoo! One for Quacksplat just landed in my box!

Could you please tell quacksplat. That if she ever wants some girl on girl loving, I'd love to her first choice x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My gorgeous mate says

Holdyoudown41 if you would hold me down I'd be so pleased

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twit twoo! One for Quacksplat just landed in my box!

Could you please tell quacksplat. That if she ever wants some girl on girl loving, I'd love to her first choice x"

IF?!? If??? i loves me some girlies.. We should all know this by now

Please make yourself known! Px

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Incoming!!!:

Please tell not so posh that I haven't seen her white bits yet today. Doesn't she love me anymore?

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm innnnnn

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

deep blue 3 ..... my super sexy mate thinks you are fit as fuckkkkk

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

squirter1810, my mate says he

"would love to get know you more as find you very attractive and seen you chat in forum as well, seem like a interesting lady i like to get to know and hopefully meet

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm in. Seems like a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twit twoo! One for Quacksplat just landed in my box!

Could you please tell quacksplat. That if she ever wants some girl on girl loving, I'd love to her first choice x

IF?!? If??? i loves me some girlies.. We should all know this by now

Please make yourself known! Px

You're hot x

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By *quirt1810Woman over a year ago

Boston

"squirter1810, my mate says he

"would love to get know you more as find you very attractive and seen you chat in forum as well, seem like a interesting lady i like to get to know and hopefully meet

" "

Any clues as to who ur mate is ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know who I fancy

but also I'm here...

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Incoming!!!:

Please tell not so posh that I haven't seen her white bits yet today. Doesn't she love me anymore?

Tell him to ask me personally and I'll see if I can find the remaining ones

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"squirter1810, my mate says he

"would love to get know you more as find you very attractive and seen you chat in forum as well, seem like a interesting lady i like to get to know and hopefully meet

Any clues as to who ur mate is ??"

If he says I can....

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

ramsey

I'm in, evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twit twoo! One for Quacksplat just landed in my box!

Could you please tell quacksplat. That if she ever wants some girl on girl loving, I'd love to her first choice x

IF?!? If??? i loves me some girlies.. We should all know this by now

Please make yourself known! Px

Hope you don’t mind an audience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m about

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

Message for quacksplat

Hey. Would love to see what fun me, you and barry could get up to. I can think of a few ideas...

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By *quirt1810Woman over a year ago

Boston

How are people putting emojis up, as soon as I post they revert to letters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey IndigoSunshine

my fit mate said

ask indigosunshine who she fancies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twit twoo! One for Quacksplat just landed in my box!

Could you please tell quacksplat. That if she ever wants some girl on girl loving, I'd love to her first choice x

IF?!? If??? i loves me some girlies.. We should all know this by now

Please make yourself known! Px

Hope you don’t mind an audience

I don't....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

squirter, he's given me a clue.... he is a bit nervous chatting too you and would like a chance too see you in you black boots in person and has something even nicer to return good will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message for quacksplat

Hey. Would love to see what fun me, you and barry could get up to. I can think of a few ideas...

Oooh someone who knows about big bad bazza?

. I'll admit, he's a hell of a lot of fun

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By *quirt1810Woman over a year ago

Boston

"squirter, he's given me a clue.... he is a bit nervous chatting too you and would like a chance too see you in you black boots in person and has something even nicer to return good will

Aww that’s cute, thought nerves were banned once we joined fab lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One in here

Can you tell AdventureIsOutThere86 that I've been perving over their profile this afternoon! Shame I'm not blonde though.

I have told her there is hair dye available "

Drop in our box if you meet the criteria of own hair, own teeth and like Espresso martinis/cocktails of your choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Someone use me as a carrier pigeon. I'm bored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey IndigoSunshine

my fit mate said

ask indigosunshine who she fancies"

Tell them to come ask me directly... Pretty sure they know

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Quacksplat my dear, my lovely mate says.....

She is absolutely stunning. If she's looking for a relationship with someone she can cuckold, there's someone hoping to be the one for her

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"squirter, he's given me a clue.... he is a bit nervous chatting too you and would like a chance too see you in you black boots in person and has something even nicer to return good will

Aww that’s cute, thought nerves were banned once we joined fab lol"

He also says hell bring the wine you like to the meet...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Go"

Actually I still don't get it!

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

quick splat - my super sexy mate your photos are truly awesome and have left him speechless

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By *quirt1810Woman over a year ago

Boston

"squirter, he's given me a clue.... he is a bit nervous chatting too you and would like a chance too see you in you black boots in person and has something even nicer to return good will

Aww that’s cute, thought nerves were banned once we joined fab lol

He also says hell bring the wine you like to the meet... "

It’s ok I know who he is, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

Cheeky69

My mate sent this..

If you need a lifeguard for your inflatable yacht, you could do much worse than bounce on my float

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Tell me who you fancy be and what you want me to say to them. PM me....

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

I'll have a go.

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By *ulldog_71Man over a year ago

Sedgefield

Go on then I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

Thanks . You want a job as secretary?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

I fancy her^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In to deliver messages as I never tell...

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

"In to deliver messages as I never tell...

I can testify to that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

Okay,so not just pretending that a "mate" has contacted you for you to post to someone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

Okay,so not just pretending that a "mate" has contacted you for you to post to someone?

No... You message someone with what you want to say and to who.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Notsoposh!

He says he’s looking forward to fucking your ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

I fancy her^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chillout take a timeout and cast your gaze over this novel that I've been sent.

Please can you tell _hillout your mate would love nothing more than to hear his beautiful voice growling teasing eloquent words into her ear as you take her with slow sensual strokes, tingling overheated skin sliding against each other until need overrules the desire to wait a single moment longer and the passion overwhelms

Now I've read it too I'm gonna take a cold shower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You got room for one more

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

When did I get brought into this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In to deliver messages as I never tell...

I can testify to that

I asked and she said no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

When did I get brought into this?

Because I'd totally squish your boobs. But I'll tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

squirter1810, another of my mates says do you squirt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quacksplat my dear, my lovely mate says.....

She is absolutely stunning. If she's looking for a relationship with someone she can cuckold, there's someone hoping to be the one for her"

NSP - please could you tell your lovely mate, that im in a very happy non-cuck relationship. I'm sorry x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Notsoposh!

He says he’s looking forward to fucking your ass

Who is? Was I sober when we agreed this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nippy!

She’ll sit on your face just to shut you up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"quick splat - my super sexy mate your photos are truly awesome and have left him speechless "

Hahaha he must have been a splatting quick to my photos, if he hasn't realised that isn't my name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

Okay,so not just pretending that a "mate" has contacted you for you to post to someone?

No... You message someone with what you want to say and to who. "

I've got 50 unread direct messages so does this work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in folks!

At least as long as the wine and bubbles last in my bath

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

"quick splat - my super sexy mate your photos are truly awesome and have left him speechless

Hahaha he must have been a splatting quick to my photos, if he hasn't realised that isn't my name

sorry that’s my bad and autocorrect on my phone apologises all the same xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi Notsoposh!

I can not wait to meet her. Allllll the naughty shenanigans will ensue... Then maybe the men can join in....

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Have fun guys I'm out x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Babesickles quicksplat pay attention. I been told by a totally fuckable lady...

Tell quacksplat that if she was anymore gorgeous it’d have to be illegal!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

Okay,so not just pretending that a "mate" has contacted you for you to post to someone?

No... You message someone with what you want to say and to who.

I've got 50 unread direct messages so does this work!

If you hit reply privately on anyone in the thread, they'll know it's from the thread and read andpost your message

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oi Notsoposh!

I can not wait to meet her. Allllll the naughty shenanigans will ensue... Then maybe the men can join in....

Oooffftt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Babesickles quicksplat pay attention. I been told by a totally fuckable lady...

Tell quacksplat that if she was anymore gorgeous it’d have to be illegal!!

Oh you sexy little fuck nuggets.

tell your mate she's going to make me blush

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By *quirt1810Woman over a year ago

Boston

"squirter1810, another of my mates says do you squirt? "

Clues in the name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nippy!

She’ll sit on your face just to shut you up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"squirter1810, another of my mates says do you squirt?

Clues in the name"

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Babesickles quicksplat pay attention. I been told by a totally fuckable lady...

Tell quacksplat that if she was anymore gorgeous it’d have to be illegal!!

Oh you sexy little fuck nuggets.

tell your mate she's going to make me blush

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By *man_4Man over a year ago

London

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"squirter1810, another of my mates says do you squirt?

Clues in the name

Lmao "

Thread won!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Babesickles quicksplat pay attention. I been told by a totally fuckable lady...

Tell quacksplat that if she was anymore gorgeous it’d have to be illegal!!

Oh you sexy little fuck nuggets.

tell your mate she's going to make me blush

Fuck nuggets Hahaha that made me chuckle

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

SavoirFaire, my gorgeous mate says.....

That thing he did with his magic hands last night, pressed up against the bedroom window, was fucking INCREDIBLE.

Oh, and that i love him a little lot.

Ohhhh, and Umm... Get to bed now. Pretty please

And I'd just like to say I feel this is the sort of thing that I should be a part of next time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

My OTHER sneaky mate says:

"It has been requested that I try and find out who the farmer is that wants _ark ph0enix..... So I'm willing to bribe you lol"

These women will stop at nothing for a thorough post covid ploughing....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

Plough me? How can i resist such an offer..

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By *quirt1810Woman over a year ago

Boston

The “friend” that has wine and is nervous has the biggest “bottle” I ve seen in a long long time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Babesickles quicksplat pay attention. I been told by a totally fuckable lady...

Tell quacksplat that if she was anymore gorgeous it’d have to be illegal!!

Oh you sexy little fuck nuggets.

tell your mate she's going to make me blush

Oh fuck yes!

Halloooooo

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

My OTHER sneaky mate says:

"It has been requested that I try and find out who the farmer is that wants _ark ph0enix..... So I'm willing to bribe you lol"

These women will stop at nothing for a thorough post covid ploughing....

Oh honey.... I just wanted to bribe you and see if you'd bring your mate for ploughing....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

Okay,so not just pretending that a "mate" has contacted you for you to post to someone?

No... You message someone with what you want to say and to who.

I've got 50 unread direct messages so does this work!

If you hit reply privately on anyone in the thread, they'll know it's from the thread and read andpost your message"

Okay, thanks for trying to help but I'm out, sorry, really don't get the point!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Quack.... My mate who sailed west has sent you an interesting pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Doc Martin mate haha,

Wtf has happened here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oioi Tman_4, my fucking fit mate said

tell _man_4 that I want to grab him by that purple tie in his photos and drag him to bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

Okay,so not just pretending that a "mate" has contacted you for you to post to someone?

No... You message someone with what you want to say and to who.

I've got 50 unread direct messages so does this work!

If you hit reply privately on anyone in the thread, they'll know it's from the thread and read andpost your message

Okay, thanks for trying to help but I'm out, sorry, really don't get the point!

Have you been messaging people outside the game that your mate fancies them? Because it won’t work unless they’re on the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sexy pal says:

"Can you please ask curious cats if she will share her lollipop with me?"

G'wan, let him have lick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

Plough me? How can i resist such an offer..

What's wrong with ploughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

Okay,so not just pretending that a "mate" has contacted you for you to post to someone?

No... You message someone with what you want to say and to who.

I've got 50 unread direct messages so does this work!

If you hit reply privately on anyone in the thread, they'll know it's from the thread and read andpost your message

Okay, thanks for trying to help but I'm out, sorry, really don't get the point!

Have you been messaging people outside the game that your mate fancies them? Because it won’t work unless they’re on the thread

You should do a thread for game rules....

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple over a year ago

Epsom

We’re in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But that's just me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Someone keep the crayons away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf"

Drill is another option.. .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

Plough me? How can i resist such an offer..

What's wrong with ploughing "

I like ploughing haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Incoming!!!:

Please tell not so posh that I haven't seen her white bits yet today. Doesn't she love me anymore?

Would anyone care to own up to wanting my white bits? Because as I recall I only sent them to one person..... And he's not backward at coming forward

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By *man_4Man over a year ago

London

"Oioi Tman_4, my fucking fit mate said

tell _man_4 that I want to grab him by that purple tie in his photos and drag him to bed

Wouldn't object to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

Drill is another option.. .

It is.

I also like the phrase crack open

Or fill up and seal shut

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

Plough me? How can i resist such an offer..

What's wrong with ploughing

I like ploughing haha

Can I plough you

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

Plough me? How can i resist such an offer..

What's wrong with ploughing

I like ploughing haha

Nothing wrong with ploughing but doesn't really titalate the mind much does it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

Drill is another option.. .

It is.

I also like the phrase crack open

Or fill up and seal shut"

Slam dunk the spunk usually works for me....

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

dark Phoenix my sexy mate says if your photos are anything to go by he can’t wait fir the next frisky Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

Plough me? How can i resist such an offer..

What's wrong with ploughing

I like ploughing haha

Nothing wrong with ploughing but doesn't really titalate the mind much does it"

Shows a willing spirit and positive attitude tho

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

Drill is another option.. .

It is.

I also like the phrase crack open

Or fill up and seal shut

Slam dunk the spunk usually works for me....

Nope not doing much for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

Plough me? How can i resist such an offer..

What's wrong with ploughing

I like ploughing haha

Nothing wrong with ploughing but doesn't really titalate the mind much does it"

I think maybe you heard ploughing and he meant PLOUGHING, text is so difficult at times....

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Should know the rules by now.

PM someone a message for someone else.

They post it in chat.

Actually I still don't get it!

Soooo you message someone on the thread a message for someone else

So I might message you saying 'can you please tell _otsoposh I want to squish my face in her boobs'

And on the thread you'd post.. _otsoposh my mate says...

I'm so glad this question was asked

I didn't have a clue either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

Drill is another option.. .

It is.

I also like the phrase crack open

Or fill up and seal shut

Slam dunk the spunk usually works for me....

Nope not doing much for me

They all say that! Such lies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

Drill is another option.. .

It is.

I also like the phrase crack open

Or fill up and seal shut

Slam dunk the spunk usually works for me....

Hahahaha. What about I wanna slam dunk the spunk crack open and seal shut your smashed up butterfly

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By *amesoflondonMan over a year ago

London

Emotionally prepared to be 'in' / 'out' / not going to 'shake it all about'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

Drill is another option.. .

It is.

I also like the phrase crack open

Or fill up and seal shut

Slam dunk the spunk usually works for me....

Hahahaha. What about I wanna slam dunk the spunk crack open and seal shut your smashed up butterfly"

Only if you got that feeling and get up to get down now

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

Drill is another option.. .

It is.

I also like the phrase crack open

Or fill up and seal shut

Slam dunk the spunk usually works for me....

Hahahaha. What about I wanna slam dunk the spunk crack open and seal shut your smashed up butterfly"

I think I'll be sealing my legs up at the ankle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

Drill is another option.. .

It is.

I also like the phrase crack open

Or fill up and seal shut

Slam dunk the spunk usually works for me....

Nope not doing much for me

Is my latest video weird?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

Drill is another option.. .

It is.

I also like the phrase crack open

Or fill up and seal shut

Slam dunk the spunk usually works for me....

Hahahaha. What about I wanna slam dunk the spunk crack open and seal shut your smashed up butterfly

I think I'll be sealing my legs up at the ankle

Okeys

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By *oldilocksanddaddybearCouple over a year ago

Wigan

late to the party as always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My absolute love God of a mate with a body to die for asked:

"Could you ask dark Phoenix if she can rest her legs on my shoulders and get ploughed"

Eeeee iiiyyyyyeee diddly iyyyeeee the farmer be wants a shag....!

Plough me? How can i resist such an offer..

What's wrong with ploughing

I like ploughing haha

Nothing wrong with ploughing but doesn't really titalate the mind much does it"

I guess it depends on whither he’s going to say OHH ARR and wear a plaid shirt and denim while he’s at it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Princess Peach, my mate says...

He's always loved to make them oiled up bum cheeks of yours shake

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Thought it was quite a creative adjective tbf

Drill is another option.. .

It is.

I also like the phrase crack open

Or fill up and seal shut

Slam dunk the spunk usually works for me....

Hahahaha. What about I wanna slam dunk the spunk crack open and seal shut your smashed up butterfly

I think I'll be sealing my legs up at the ankle

Okeys"

I know you can do better than that

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