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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Life jacket and a spear gun big enough to deal with the sharks from the sound of your yacht we will need both!"
Honestly, we only got attacked by 45 of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing, just my nekkkeddddd self, it's too hot....
Cover that bottom up, you’ll encourage the sharks "
Sharkbait, innit..... Might dangle a worm over the side too..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My spear gun for the sharks and a big keg of ice cold rattler cider
Lovely. Come on hop on "
Nice if I run out of spears I'll just punch the sharks like a nan grrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A "fuck you" attitude to humanity and packet of cherry drops.
Best I got beaut
I like cherry drops and not had them for years "
You don't need them!! Everyone's bringing Tunes!! Ba bum!! First class ticket to Dottingham please!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Myself, nothing else needed, not even clothes
(But also Prosecco)
Get on Chick
That went without saying wife
Get your bikini on "
Don’t be daft. I’m taking it off |
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"It’s so hot, who wants to come out on my inflatable Yacht ..
I’ve mended the punctures from the sharks ..
What you bringing "
We'd love to come aboard, but please forgive us if we find you distracting.
We can bring chocolate brownies to make up for it. |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
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"Has the inflatable yacht left port yet? Or are we blowing it up still?
Still blowing it up, we leave in 4 weeks time "
In that case I'll bring Heli Hansen jackets for everyone and a large flask of hot chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has the inflatable yacht left port yet? Or are we blowing it up still?
Still blowing it up, we leave in 4 weeks time
In that case I'll bring Heli Hansen jackets for everyone and a large flask of hot chocolate"
Marshmallows? |
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"Has the inflatable yacht left port yet? Or are we blowing it up still?
Still blowing it up, we leave in 4 weeks time "
Time to make the moonshine and have my monthly bath before that !
Clean and pissed shark bait ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has the inflatable yacht left port yet? Or are we blowing it up still?
Still blowing it up, we leave in 4 weeks time
In that case I'll bring Heli Hansen jackets for everyone and a large flask of hot chocolate
Marshmallows? "
Don’t want much do you |
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