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What’s the worst injury that you’ve had and still had sex.
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I was once giving a kicking from a couple of guys for defending a ladies honour shall we say.
Anyway I ended up with two black eyes and a broken nose, I did however pull her best mate, must have been a sympathy shag.
My face was very sore whilst we played but I manned up and got through it.
Have you had any injuries and sex, has anyone had a shag whilst having a broken leg in a cast, that would be interesting I bet.
Anybody actually suffered an injury during sex, I’ve had cramp which wasn’t fun. |
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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago
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I didn’t have an injury as such; I was having a threesome with a British couple in Gran Canaria but I was having 38*C temperature and shivers from sunstroke, earlier in the day. I couldn’t really have backed down from my promise, could I? Lol |
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"I didn’t have an injury as such; I was having a threesome with a British couple in Gran Canaria but I was having 38*C temperature and shivers from sunstroke, earlier in the day. I couldn’t really have backed down from my promise, could I? Lol"
They must have thought you were seriously turned on. |
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Not so much an injury but I remember checking in to the Strozzi while under the influence of swine flu. As it was a special day and not wanting to waste the surroundings we both struggled through the motions. |
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Three days after being circumcised, I woke up with too much of a morning glory and ripped out one of the stitches holding it all together, lots of blood everywhere and so painful I entirely forgot how to scream.
Anyway...4 days after that I enjoyed a long if somewhat painful sex session.
I was in an LTR back then so no condoms and still had the rest of the stitches in.
Do I win a prize now  |
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"Not so much an injury but I remember checking in to the Strozzi while under the influence of swine flu. As it was a special day and not wanting to waste the surroundings we both struggled through the motions. "
That sounds like a pig of a day.  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Ye I have had sex with a broken leg and a broken arm another time. It's kinda awkard but can be done 
Does it deaden the pain "
Not really but it did make. Me forget about it for a while |
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"Three days after being circumcised, I woke up with too much of a morning glory and ripped out one of the stitches holding it all together, lots of blood everywhere and so painful I entirely forgot how to scream.
Anyway...4 days after that I enjoyed a long if somewhat painful sex session.
I was in an LTR back then so no condoms and still had the rest of the stitches in.
Do I win a prize now "
You do but I know the pain of a post cut hard on.
I remember my first wank afte I was terrified. |
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"In 1983 I came off ma bike and had 3 torn tendons and 2 chipped bones in ma foot. The following night I had a date with a lass in Ripley, needless to say ma bike was unrideable, so I had to borrow ma Dad's car to get there. Ma foot was quickly forgotten later in the evening    "
I hope you got to put your feet up as they say. |
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"Ye I have had sex with a broken leg and a broken arm another time. It's kinda awkard but can be done
Does it deaden the pain
Not really but it did make. Me forget about it for a while "
You sound like the Frank Spencer of the shagging world.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a nasty ankle slash from someone else’s rogue toenail. I hate long toenails anyway, to that was particularly traumatic!"
i was gen up sick in my mouth reading this. 
hate hate hate double hate loathe feet entirely!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once had my knee surgically repaired after all the muscles in and around my knee were smashed up in a rugby injury. On 1 week after surgery and unable to move my leg at all I was having sex was ok with her on top but I got carried away rolled her over and tried to take control I lasted about 3 seconds bf realising it hurt like hell and had to go back to her on top lol.
I now have a big bolt in my knee holding it all together but I'm stronger for it lol |
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By *abonWoman
over a year ago
L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham |
"I got a nasty ankle slash from someone else’s rogue toenail. I hate long toenails anyway, to that was particularly traumatic!
i was gen up sick in my mouth reading this.
hate hate hate double hate loathe feet entirely!!!!
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I don’t mind feet...just grim toenails. And long finger nails too on a guy...bleugh!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I broke and almost lost an arm in a motorbike accident. Had a big opperation to save the arm. My girlfriend at the time stayed over to help out and my son was conceived. He's now 17 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was in hospital for an asthma attack for a week, temporarily discharged myself for a quick bit of hows your father.
Another time in a cast, where I had badly strained ankle ligaments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ummmm.. my other half literally ripped my coil out of me while in the throws 
absolutely was not funny at the time, definitely couldn't carry on after the searing bloodbath the ensued... and unfortunately required weeks of hospital treatment to fix.
a fortnight before Christmas.
t'was a great time (: least we can laugh about it now! 
i remember video calling my best friend in tears afterwards, and she was howling with the LOLs, and screenshot me holding this tiny little anchor like WTF HAS JUST HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE   one of the funniest photos that we still cry laughing about now.
Px |
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"ummmm.. my other half literally ripped my coil out of me while in the throws
absolutely was not funny at the time, definitely couldn't carry on after the searing bloodbath the ensued... and unfortunately required weeks of hospital treatment to fix.
a fortnight before Christmas.
t'was a great time (: least we can laugh about it now!
i remember video calling my best friend in tears afterwards, and she was howling with the LOLs, and screenshot me holding this tiny little anchor like WTF HAS JUST HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE one of the funniest photos that we still cry laughing about now.
Px"
That’s worth a movie version. |
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"I broke and almost lost an arm in a motorbike accident. Had a big opperation to save the arm. My girlfriend at the time stayed over to help out and my son was conceived. He's now 17"
Just shows sex is armless good fun. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
I broke my foot in a club once and instead of going to hospital straight away, I shagged the guy I'd been eyeing.
Same broken foot, went to a club with a big boot on and shagged someone, it was quite awkward with the big boot up in the air! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ummmm.. my other half literally ripped my coil out of me while in the throws
absolutely was not funny at the time, definitely couldn't carry on after the searing bloodbath the ensued... and unfortunately required weeks of hospital treatment to fix.
a fortnight before Christmas.
t'was a great time (: least we can laugh about it now!
i remember video calling my best friend in tears afterwards, and she was howling with the LOLs, and screenshot me holding this tiny little anchor like WTF HAS JUST HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE one of the funniest photos that we still cry laughing about now.
Px"
oh god prin I dont know if I should laugh or cry for you on this one. I thought my shattered knee was bad |
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An ex boyfriend have sex with me even though he had a hernia op the day before.
I had a meet with a guy who had just broken his foot and was in plaster up to his knee.
I had a hysterectomy and had sex earlier than I was advised to 
Mr had a bladder infection "poorly nut-itis" and we managed to have sex, poor man almost fainted
Her x |
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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago
Currently Faraway |
"I didn’t have an injury as such; I was having a threesome with a British couple in Gran Canaria but I was having 38*C temperature and shivers from sunstroke, earlier in the day. I couldn’t really have backed down from my promise, could I? Lol
They must have thought you were seriously turned on. "
Mate, literally and metaphorically, I was on fire
One sad side-effect was that my willy wouldn’t get up |
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Not me but I had a very accident prone ex. We had sex while he had a bust lip from a mosh pit that had steri stitches in it. Also while he had fractured a few vertebrae in his back. I did most the work then though. Also discovered that taking codeine makes your cum taste awful . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wasn't an injury as such, but maybe 9 days after getting my PA i had sex, against advice of 6 weeks of no sex or masturbation. And in hindsight, I should of listened to the advice, was quite painful. Think I was 18,so thought I knew better. She thought I was really enjoying it due to my groans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snapped cock.
Mrs came down on it a little too hard, and snapped it!! Moved to a doggy position to finish, but the swelling had already started... was black and blue the next day, and "dog legged" and painful for weeks..... thankfully, it self corrected, but sadly the generous swelling and exotic colouring has since subsided....
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"I was once giving a kicking from a couple of guys for defending a ladies honour shall we say.
Anyway I ended up with two black eyes and a broken nose, I did however pull her best mate, must have been a sympathy shag.
My face was very sore whilst we played but I manned up and got through it.
Have you had any injuries and sex, has anyone had a shag whilst having a broken leg in a cast, that would be interesting I bet.
Anybody actually suffered an injury during sex, I’ve had cramp which wasn’t fun. "
Split the cartilage in my right knee when I was at uni playing hockey. Ended up in a cast from toe to hip. Climbed the 6 flights of stairs at my gf's house in Bath to spend the weekends there.
Spent most of my time on the sofa being brought food and drink. In the evening, spent my time being sucked off, wanked, ridden and 69ed.
Loved every minute.. |
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"I've broken a rib having sex. He wanted to stop. I said no keep going. Same guy tried fisting me I felt him tearing me. No pain no gameplay
(Offers to kiss better) "
Would you like to kiss my bruises better. Not telling you wear they are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 broken ribs... I took a strong painkiller and just went for it. I am still unsure if it was worth it. Just seemed like something I wanted at the time haha |
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"I was once giving a kicking from a couple of guys for defending a ladies honour shall we say.
Anyway I ended up with two black eyes and a broken nose, I did however pull her best mate, must have been a sympathy shag.
My face was very sore whilst we played but I manned up and got through it.
Have you had any injuries and sex, has anyone had a shag whilst having a broken leg in a cast, that would be interesting I bet.
Anybody actually suffered an injury during sex, I’ve had cramp which wasn’t fun. "
Had a very similar experience except I was unc@nscious most of the night, needed an operation a few days later to fit plates to hold my jaw and orbital socket together - still managed sex in between though. It didn't actually hurt that much at the time as they also managed to crush the nerves in my face so I felt like I'd had a jab at the dentist. They took a month or so to recover - that horrible itchy tingling you get after the dentist but lasting for weeks. All better just in time for an infection in the plate on my jaw - and that was when it started to hurt  . |
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