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I was walking down The Mall with a friend yesterday when he turned to me and said, "Seeing all those flags on display makes me so proud of my country."
"But Chan, you're Chinese," I replied. "All those flags are British."
"No, they're not," he laughed. "Just take a look at the labels." |
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Rolf Harris was in Tesco the other day when a little old lady asked..Are you the bloke from the 70's who did two little boys? No he replied that was Garry glitter |
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An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!"
The old man says "I'll have the soup."
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Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery!
I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls! |
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When I saw my ex-wife yesterday with her new boyfriend, I couldn't believe just how much he looked like me when we were still together.
Fucking miserable. |
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