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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got a big white bum at the moment 
I’ve got a big white willy at the moment
Omg...where have you been
Working on bronzing all of my other bits..."
Me too  |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I’ve got a big white bum at the moment You gotta show us!
Hang on "
Very nice. I think you'd be able to live comfortably with that though. I look like two different people from different continents stuck together at the hips. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"That looks sore, are you OK OP? "
Yeah I tan very easily due to my ethnicity but I slapped some factor 20 on so no burning. Thanks for concern though Ms 
Mr greeneggs above has an astounding tan line! |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately "
Oooops, maybe fall asleep with your top half in the shade tomorrow |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately
Oooops, maybe fall asleep with your top half in the shade tomorrow "
Legs are reasonably tanned after today. Just my bum and my bits and bobs which look luminescent by comparison.
Someone sent me a pic of Crocs tan lines. Crocs are kinda disgusting as it is. The Crocs tan lines simply compounds matters. I'd chop my feet off if it were me. |
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"I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately "
Ouch! That looks like it needs some aloe vera rubbed into it! Xx |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately
Ouch! That looks like it needs some aloe vera rubbed into it! Xx"
The tan wasn't all from a single day's worth. But today it was like I had an extra coating of paint sprayed all over me. But OK... Bit of aloe Vera won't hurt. Rub away! I hate the white though. You know when it looks so pale by comparison it starts to look green or grey or something. That's how I see it.  |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately
Oooops, maybe fall asleep with your top half in the shade tomorrow
Legs are reasonably tanned after today. Just my bum and my bits and bobs which look luminescent by comparison.
Someone sent me a pic of Crocs tan lines. Crocs are kinda disgusting as it is. The Crocs tan lines simply compounds matters. I'd chop my feet off if it were me. "
HaHa, think I would take the bum and bits and bobs tan lines over the crocs tan also.
Tomorrow maybe try slapping on the factor 50 on your tanned bits and go sunscreen free on your white bits  |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately
Oooops, maybe fall asleep with your top half in the shade tomorrow
Legs are reasonably tanned after today. Just my bum and my bits and bobs which look luminescent by comparison.
Someone sent me a pic of Crocs tan lines. Crocs are kinda disgusting as it is. The Crocs tan lines simply compounds matters. I'd chop my feet off if it were me.
HaHa, think I would take the bum and bits and bobs tan lines over the crocs tan also.
Tomorrow maybe try slapping on the factor 50 on your tanned bits and go sunscreen free on your white bits "
Dunno how I feel about that. It's a bit risky what with neighbours and people with their dogs out in the shared courtyard. Fuck it... Can you ladies or even metrosexual gents recommend a good fake tan to apply? Knowing my luck it'll be like a Ross from Friends situation and it'll look like I've got brown Speedos on. If only men in thongs became fashionable... |
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I don't have any at the moment.
I once tanned for an upcoming meet and oh my! In the morning when the tan had developed I had the most horrendous dark patches and streaks. I almost called the meet off. So glad I didn't it was great and he wasn't in the slightest bit bothered  |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I don't have any at the moment.
I once tanned for an upcoming meet and oh my! In the morning when the tan had developed I had the most horrendous dark patches and streaks. I almost called the meet off. So glad I didn't it was great and he wasn't in the slightest bit bothered "
You just reminded me why I never wore new clothes with my ex. Everything gets stained orange! |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately
Oooops, maybe fall asleep with your top half in the shade tomorrow
Legs are reasonably tanned after today. Just my bum and my bits and bobs which look luminescent by comparison.
Someone sent me a pic of Crocs tan lines. Crocs are kinda disgusting as it is. The Crocs tan lines simply compounds matters. I'd chop my feet off if it were me.
HaHa, think I would take the bum and bits and bobs tan lines over the crocs tan also.
Tomorrow maybe try slapping on the factor 50 on your tanned bits and go sunscreen free on your white bits Dunno how I feel about that. It's a bit risky what with neighbours and people with their dogs out in the shared courtyard. Fuck it... Can you ladies or even metrosexual gents recommend a good fake tan to apply? Knowing my luck it'll be like a Ross from Friends situation and it'll look like I've got brown Speedos on. If only men in thongs became fashionable... "
Oh well naked in a shared courtyard may get you in a spot of bother so I will go with Boots No 7 Perfectly Bronzed Self Tan for perhaps a safer option. |
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"I don't have any at the moment.
I once tanned for an upcoming meet and oh my! In the morning when the tan had developed I had the most horrendous dark patches and streaks. I almost called the meet off. So glad I didn't it was great and he wasn't in the slightest bit bothered You just reminded me why I never wore new clothes with my ex. Everything gets stained orange! "
This tan wouldn't wash off believe me I tried. But yes, I know what you mean it can happen with some |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately
Oooops, maybe fall asleep with your top half in the shade tomorrow
Legs are reasonably tanned after today. Just my bum and my bits and bobs which look luminescent by comparison.
Someone sent me a pic of Crocs tan lines. Crocs are kinda disgusting as it is. The Crocs tan lines simply compounds matters. I'd chop my feet off if it were me.
HaHa, think I would take the bum and bits and bobs tan lines over the crocs tan also.
Tomorrow maybe try slapping on the factor 50 on your tanned bits and go sunscreen free on your white bits Dunno how I feel about that. It's a bit risky what with neighbours and people with their dogs out in the shared courtyard. Fuck it... Can you ladies or even metrosexual gents recommend a good fake tan to apply? Knowing my luck it'll be like a Ross from Friends situation and it'll look like I've got brown Speedos on. If only men in thongs became fashionable...
Oh well naked in a shared courtyard may get you in a spot of bother so I will go with Boots No 7 Perfectly Bronzed Self Tan for perhaps a safer option. "
Think I've gone a bit mahogany. Anyone recommend a good spray paint from Halfords to match?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think that's a pretty good tan to be honest:p
I look absolutely awful at the moment. I don't tan well at all and I'm all blotchy and every part of me is a different colour 
I burnt myself badly today even with multiple layers of factor 50  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately
Ouch! That looks like it needs some aloe vera rubbed into it! Xx The tan wasn't all from a single day's worth. But today it was like I had an extra coating of paint sprayed all over me. But OK... Bit of aloe Vera won't hurt. Rub away! I hate the white though. You know when it looks so pale by comparison it starts to look green or grey or something. That's how I see it. "
Given I wear factor 50 and avoid sitting in direct sunlight like a pale, ginger vampire i tend not to have that problem |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I already had a bit of a tan. This afternoon I fell asleep in the garden and when I got inside I was flabbergasted to see... Well, you can all see for yourselves. I need to get an even tan desperately
Ouch! That looks like it needs some aloe vera rubbed into it! Xx The tan wasn't all from a single day's worth. But today it was like I had an extra coating of paint sprayed all over me. But OK... Bit of aloe Vera won't hurt. Rub away! I hate the white though. You know when it looks so pale by comparison it starts to look green or grey or something. That's how I see it.
Given I wear factor 50 and avoid sitting in direct sunlight like a pale, ginger vampire i tend not to have that problem "
Scotland ought to be a relatively safe place for your kind though lol. Be careful if you dare to venture down here. You'd be rolling the dice with your very existence with this sunlight lol |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Can you ladies or even metrosexual gents recommend a good fake tan to apply?
Skinny tan. I'm olive skinned and it doesn't look like false tan at all. "
I might give this a go and thanks to the lovely poster suggesting the Boots one also. Think my tan has calmed down a bit now. |
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