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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If you’ve been sexting this gorgeous single bisexual woman who has been telling you how much she would like you to do to her in the most horny and intimate ways and sent you incredible pics of her Pornstar body Which has helped you knock numerous fantastic wanks.

Well if it turned out she wasn’t real and actually he’s called Gerald. Would it matter, you’ve had the pleasure of smashing some gorgeous woman’s back doors in and cumming all over her face in your dreams, and he’s actually helped you do it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gerald sounds a real catch, he's providing a service. The world needs more Gerald's.....

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Gerald sounds a real catch, he's providing a service. The world needs more Gerald's..... "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You could still smash geralds back door in?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

didn't think you'd post about me in the forums Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"didn't think you'd post about me in the forums Fiddles

"

Did he tell you he’d keep it secret too?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"didn't think you'd post about me in the forums Fiddles

"

Gezzer you should take the plaudits from your adoring public.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You could still smash geralds back door in? "

Don’t tell anybody but I did.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

You sound like you had a smashing time while it lasted. Remember the good times you shared

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

Girls who are boys, who like boys who are girls

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You sound like you had a smashing time while it lasted. Remember the good times you shared "

I can pay by direct debit too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im Bi and have 'toys' - send Gerald this way and I'll smash his backdoors out for you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Im Bi and have 'toys' - send Gerald this way and I'll smash his backdoors out for you!"

He did ask if I knew anybody else who would although that was when he was Geraldine.

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"You could still smash geralds back door in? "

This.

Gerald is fantastic in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You could still smash geralds back door in?

This.

Gerald is fantastic in bed. "

He is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im Bi and have 'toys' - send Gerald this way and I'll smash his backdoors out for you!"

My dad smashed our backdoor in years ago..... but that was when he started his motorbike not realising it was in gear..... and his name's not Gerald so not that relevant really

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

You sound like you had a smashing time while it lasted. Remember the good times you shared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You could still smash geralds back door in?

This.

Gerald is fantastic in bed. "

He is also an expert back door smasher

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You sound like you had a smashing time while it lasted. Remember the good times you shared "

...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Damm why are they always called Gerald

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gerald gets about clearly.... (broken heart emoji)

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Thank you

That made me really giggle

Jo x

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I think George in real life would probably kill my boner, but who knows? Luke

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By *enjamanMan  over a year ago

cheshire

How many bi curious guys on here are to nervous to meet up

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Gerald sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think George in real life would probably kill my boner, but who knows? Luke "

George? Who the fuck's George? Where'd Gerald go?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With a name like Gerald , it's his parents that need their back doors kicked in. Who names a son feckin Gerald. ??

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"With a name like Gerald , it's his parents that need their back doors kicked in. Who names a son feckin Gerald. ??"

quite a nice name actually I may or not be named Gerald

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"I think George in real life would probably kill my boner, but who knows? Luke

George? Who the fuck's George? Where'd Gerald go? "

Sorry, I meant Gerald.

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By *carlettxWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"If you’ve been sexting this gorgeous single bisexual woman who has been telling you how much she would like you to do to her in the most horny and intimate ways and sent you incredible pics of her Pornstar body Which has helped you knock numerous fantastic wanks.

Well if it turned out she wasn’t real and actually he’s called Gerald. Would it matter, you’ve had the pleasure of smashing some gorgeous woman’s back doors in and cumming all over her face in your dreams, and he’s actually helped you do it. "

Haha my pics were stolen and used to set up a fake POF and was a guy doing just that to other men

Only found out because the sane guys were messaging me on here about my non existent POF ‘adventures’

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