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Embracing newbies and lurkers :)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello newbies and lurkers.... come and say hello

*hugs* xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do I still class as a newbie - if so Hi

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hello *waves*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hey i'm not new or a lurker but i want a hug!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do I still class as a newbie - if so Hi

Newbie (ish) ...good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello *waves*"

I'm in your bush love ...stop trying for more of my attention

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By *nytimeadeMan over a year ago

Skegness

"Hello newbies and lurkers.... come and say hello

*hugs* xx"

May i be a Newbie and get some

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hey i'm not new or a lurker but i want a hug!"

Go on then *hugs*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Hello *waves*

I'm in your bush love ...stop trying for more of my attention

xx"

I was trying to lure the newbies into a false sense of security

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello newbies and lurkers.... come and say hello

*hugs* xx

May i be a Newbie and get some

I've not noticed you before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hey i'm not new or a lurker but i want a hug!

Go on then *hugs*

thanks for that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No cold shoulder for you dear lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh now this is a nice one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello *waves*

I'm in your bush love ...stop trying for more of my attention

I was trying to lure the newbies into a false sense of security"

Boy do you know how to lure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

need a hand? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahh now this is a nice one

Hi Nina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

need a hand? x"

Nah, I'm savin' them for later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Waves back manically*

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helooo noooobs..show us yer booobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

That can't be comfortable ...I go mental at a stray hair falling into me tit split

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

need a hand? x

Nah, I'm savin' them for later

it's best when you forget they're there and you get a nice surprise x

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm new, I'm new

(he says hoping for a hug and a snog)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Waves back manically*

Hello

Hiya sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm new, I'm new

(he says hoping for a hug and a snog) "

Give me a big purple *melts*

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'm new, I'm new

(he says hoping for a hug and a snog)

Give me a big purple *melts*

I've got a pocket full along with green triangles and walnut whips

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm new, I'm new

(he says hoping for a hug and a snog)

Give me a big purple *melts*

I've got a pocket full along with green triangles and walnut whips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

That can't be comfortable ...I go mental at a stray hair falling into me tit split

Yeah but they tickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

More newbies/lurkers please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a pocket full along with green triangles and walnut whips

I like your big swopping pocket, can you swing yer pants as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

That can't be comfortable ...I go mental at a stray hair falling into me tit split

Yeah but they tickle

Anything down my cleavage is annoying (unless it's attached to a mans groin)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello we are new on here!

How do we get meets?

He he he he he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurker alert, but not exactly a newbie. Really should get out more

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello we are new on here!

How do we get meets?

He he he he he

Wear purple pants with FAB written on them and bend over a little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Newbee looking for a hug x

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

I've got a pocket full along with green triangles and walnut whips

I like your big swopping pocket, can you swing yer pants as well?

only for special people on extra special occassions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lurker alert, but not exactly a newbie. Really should get out more"

Yep true

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Newbee looking for a hug x

You terror lol *hugs*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confess to bein a lurker and occasional poster *waves*

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

That's just plain spooky ... I have a big bag of Pretzels next to me as I speak! And my 40F cleavage is getting a good proportion of them!

*twiglet zone*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello we are new on here!

How do we get meets?

He he he he he

Wear purple pants with FAB written on them and bend over a little

oh thanks for the tip!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

That's just plain spooky ... I have a big bag of Pretzels next to me as I speak! And my 40F cleavage is getting a good proportion of them!

*twiglet zone*

"
Willing to help retrieve them if required

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Confess to bein a lurker and occasional poster *waves*

Hiya *waves back*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello we are new on here!

How do we get meets?

He he he he he

Wear purple pants with FAB written on them and bend over a little

oh thanks for the tip!

You know it makes sense lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello everyone, self confessed lurker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

That's just plain spooky ... I have a big bag of Pretzels next to me as I speak! And my 40F cleavage is getting a good proportion of them!

*twiglet zone*

no twiglets, no hair, no nothing unless is a cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello everyone, self confessed lurker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love some of the posts, they have me in stitches!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely a lurker here. Hi guys "waves"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

That's just plain spooky ... I have a big bag of Pretzels next to me as I speak! And my 40F cleavage is getting a good proportion of them!

*twiglet zone*

aaww.. I only had room for two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

That's just plain spooky ... I have a big bag of Pretzels next to me as I speak! And my 40F cleavage is getting a good proportion of them!

*twiglet zone*

no twiglets, no hair, no nothing unless is a cock

Should you need a volunteer.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi I'm new a single male a huge cock I'm gods gift who wants to meet ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love some of the posts, they have me in stitches!"

There's some nutters on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a pocket full along with green triangles and walnut whips

I like your big swopping pocket, can you swing yer pants as well?

only for special people on extra special occassions

...hm, maybe I swing my pants too easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Definitely a lurker here. Hi guys "waves"

Upgrade to the "poster package* ...it's free!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello newbies and lurkers.... come and say hello

*hugs* xx

May i be a Newbie and get some

I've not noticed you before

easily done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a pocket full along with green triangles and walnut whips

I like your big swopping pocket, can you swing yer pants as well?

only for special people on extra special occassions

...hm, maybe I swing my pants too easily

time for new elastic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely a lurker here. Hi guys "waves"

Upgrade to the "poster package* ...it's free!

xx"

Does it come with a free novelty gift? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi I'm new a single male a huge cock I'm gods gift who wants to meet ....

For a beer, yes. Shaggin'? noooooo... not into gods gift ....it got the virgin mary up the duff

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

A cunning plan by Frockles to bring out the lurkers and newbies thus giving us bone idle regulars who can't drag ourselves away from the forums some fresh victims (oops, did I type that, I meant potential meets

) to perve

Well done that woman!!!!

Hiya all you newbies and lurkers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Definitely a lurker here. Hi guys "waves"

Upgrade to the "poster package* ...it's free!

Does it come with a free novelty gift? xx "

Yes of course! A stoopid grin on yer face ....so glad you can't see mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love some of the posts, they have me in stitches!

There's some nutters on here lol

xx"

Only in a good way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

That's just plain spooky ... I have a big bag of Pretzels next to me as I speak! And my 40F cleavage is getting a good proportion of them!

*twiglet zone*

no twiglets, no hair, no nothing unless is a cock

Well your cleavage would be no good if we were all shipwrecked and starvin! Me 'n Emm could feed us for a week from our cleavages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi I'm new a single male a huge cock I'm gods gift who wants to meet ....

For a beer, yes. Shaggin'? noooooo... not into gods gift ....it got the virgin mary up the duff

Ok I'm a lurker hangs head in shame ...

Looks down ooooo hello willy

Wonders hmmm why do my pubes grow still but my head hairs fallin out

Realises it's a solar panel for my sex machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cunning plan by Frockles to bring out the lurkers and newbies thus giving us bone idle regulars who can't drag ourselves away from the forums some fresh victims (oops, did I type that, I meant potential meets

) to perve

Well done that woman!!!!

Hiya all you newbies and lurkers

Cover blown!

Just when I was about to stick the profile back on and undo filters

(gonna have to let the dust to settle for 24hrs now!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got pretzils down me cleavage, that's new

That's just plain spooky ... I have a big bag of Pretzels next to me as I speak! And my 40F cleavage is getting a good proportion of them!

*twiglet zone*

no twiglets, no hair, no nothing unless is a cock

Well your cleavage would be no good if we were all shipwrecked and starvin! Me 'n Emm could feed us for a week from our cleavages

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a pocket full along with green triangles and walnut whips

I like your big swopping pocket, can you swing yer pants as well?

only for special people on extra special occassions

...hm, maybe I swing my pants too easily

time for new elastic?

Or just ear more pretzels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not new to the site as we have a coupes profile but hubby is the one who uses the forums but I have just been lurking really until now

Alice x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love some of the posts, they have me in stitches!

There's some nutters on here lol

Only in a good way!

Welcome newbie nutter... stay around, like we hope many newbies and lurkers will

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

hi my name is Lacey,

i too used to be a newbie,lurker

one night i was lured out and since then i cant get off the bliddy site,you have been warned

THE FORUM IS ADDICTIVE

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im not new to the site as we have a coupes profile but hubby is the one who uses the forums but I have just been lurking really until now

Alice x"

Hello

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

) to perve

Well done that woman!!!!

Hiya all you newbies and lurkers

Cover blown!

Just when I was about to stick the profile back on and undo filters

(gonna have to let the dust to settle for 24hrs now!)

Gotta get up early in the morning to slip one past me (fnar, fnar)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hi my name is Lacey,

i too used to be a newbie,lurker

one night i was lured out and since then i cant get off the bliddy site,you have been warned

THE FORUM IS ADDICTIVE

Ain't it just?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

psssst... how may 'ave we got? shall I lock the door yet?

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Hello we are new on here!

How do we get meets?

He he he he he

Wear purple pants with FAB written on them and bend over a little

Wear purple pants with FAB written on them and bend over a little BIT FURTHER.

Corrected.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

) to perve

Well done that woman!!!!

Hiya all you newbies and lurkers

Cover blown!

Just when I was about to stick the profile back on and undo filters

(gonna have to let the dust to settle for 24hrs now!)

Gotta get up early in the morning to slip one past me (fnar, fnar)

Can't quite work out how I can get one past you ....this is going to be a task

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha once in you can never leave?

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

I'm a newbie each and every time, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello we are new on here!

How do we get meets?

He he he he he

Wear purple pants with FAB written on them and bend over a little

Wear purple pants with FAB written on them and bend over a little BIT FURTHER.

Corrected.

Hello newbie ....don't be shy from now on

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"hi my name is Lacey,

i too used to be a newbie,lurker

one night i was lured out and since then i cant get off the bliddy site,you have been warned

THE FORUM IS ADDICTIVE

Ain't it just?

xx"

Forums, what forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ha ha once in you can never leave? "

It's the Hotel California

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"psssst... how may 'ave we got? shall I lock the door yet?

Not enough yet for us all to share out - let a few more creep in before turning the key...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahh now this is a nice one

Hi Nina

xx"

Cooooooooooey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hi my name is Lacey,

i too used to be a newbie,lurker

one night i was lured out and since then i cant get off the bliddy site,you have been warned

THE FORUM IS ADDICTIVE

Ain't it just?

Forums, what forums

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

just a few more minutes Fia,we need more to go round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bit like that, without the pink champagne

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Ha ha once in you can never leave?

It's the Hotel California

Is it the double A side single, with Track 9 - The Last Resort on the flip side?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahh now this is a nice one

Hi Nina

Cooooooooooey

You're locked in now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"psssst... how may 'ave we got? shall I lock the door yet?

Not enough yet for us all to share out - let a few more creep in before turning the key...

Like your style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

yeah must be tricky getting attention as a single woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

) to perve

Well done that woman!!!!

Hiya all you newbies and lurkers

Cover blown!

Just when I was about to stick the profile back on and undo filters

(gonna have to let the dust to settle for 24hrs now!)

Gotta get up early in the morning to slip one past me (fnar, fnar)

Can't quite work out how I can get one past you ....this is going to be a task

Your mission, Frock, should you choose to accept it is to not even go to bed to have any remote chance of getting one past Caz......this post will self-destruct in 5 seconds

da da, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada

ooooeeeeooo, oooeeeooo

Can't carry a tune in a bucket me, it's my only failing, along with my excessive modesty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got enough of us now?

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

always room for a few more

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

) to perve

Well done that woman!!!!

Hiya all you newbies and lurkers

Cover blown!

Just when I was about to stick the profile back on and undo filters

(gonna have to let the dust to settle for 24hrs now!)

Gotta get up early in the morning to slip one past me (fnar, fnar)

Can't quite work out how I can get one past you ....this is going to be a task

Your mission, Frock, should you choose to accept it is to not even go to bed to have any remote chance of getting one past Caz......this post will self-destruct in 5 seconds

da da, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada

ooooeeeeooo, oooeeeooo

Can't carry a tune in a bucket me, it's my only failing, along with my excessive modesty

Don't pick on a smartphone user who knows his to take a screenshot ....I now have evidence *pierces eyes*

What fucking use such evidence will be to me ...I haven't the foggiest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*how, not his

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

yeah must be tricky getting attention as a single woman

Ahhhh but that's I'm more her type than you are!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

Need a lift at all? Spread the hope.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

Send her a "fancy a shag" message and you'll be quids in

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

It's all well and good allowing lurkers, are mongrels allowed here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you got enough of us now?

Always room for new blood

Jeeeezzz ....I started this post offering a sweet embrace to those new and/or nervous to get started ...now I look like an insatiable bint trying to organise a world record orgy

(Blondecaz knew what I was doing from the start

) LOL!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

) to perve

Well done that woman!!!!

Hiya all you newbies and lurkers

Cover blown!

Just when I was about to stick the profile back on and undo filters

(gonna have to let the dust to settle for 24hrs now!)

Gotta get up early in the morning to slip one past me (fnar, fnar)

Can't quite work out how I can get one past you ....this is going to be a task

Your mission, Frock, should you choose to accept it is to not even go to bed to have any remote chance of getting one past Caz......this post will self-destruct in 5 seconds

da da, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada

ooooeeeeooo, oooeeeooo

Can't carry a tune in a bucket me, it's my only failing, along with my excessive modesty

Don't pick on a smartphone user who knows his to take a screenshot ....I now have evidence *pierces eyes*

What fucking use such evidence will be to me ...I haven't the foggiest

You may have taken a screenshot on your smartphone, but can you get it off said smartphone and into the public domain smartyknickers?????

**Rubs hands and cackles manically**

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Have you got enough of us now?

Always room for new blood

Jeeeezzz ....I started this post offering a sweet embrace to those new and/or nervous to get started ...now I look like an insatiable bint trying to organise a world record orgy

(Blondecaz knew what I was doing from the start

) LOL!"

Looking for Long Players lol

pssst before CD's.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Have you got enough of us now?

Always room for new blood

Jeeeezzz ....I started this post offering a sweet embrace to those new and/or nervous to get started ...now I look like an insatiable bint trying to organise a world record orgy

(Blondecaz knew what I was doing from the start

) LOL!"

**clears throat and puts SuBo wig on**

I know her so well.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

yeah must be tricky getting attention as a single woman

Ahhhh but that's I'm more her type than you are!

a guy can try lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you got enough of us now?

Always room for new blood

Jeeeezzz ....I started this post offering a sweet embrace to those new and/or nervous to get started ...now I look like an insatiable bint trying to organise a world record orgy

(Blondecaz knew what I was doing from the start

) LOL!

**clears throat and puts SuBo wig on**

I know her so well.........

*empties bladder involuntarily and joins The Duke of Edingboroughs' ward*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Have you got enough of us now?

Always room for new blood

Jeeeezzz ....I started this post offering a sweet embrace to those new and/or nervous to get started ...now I look like an insatiable bint trying to organise a world record orgy

(Blondecaz knew what I was doing from the start

) LOL!

**clears throat and puts SuBo wig on**

I know her so well.........

*empties bladder involuntarily and joins The Duke of Edingboroughs' ward*

Yep, that's the usual response to me singing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while..."

*dies laughing*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's all well and good allowing lurkers, are mongrels allowed here?

WUFF!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you got enough of us now?

Always room for new blood

Jeeeezzz ....I started this post offering a sweet embrace to those new and/or nervous to get started ...now I look like an insatiable bint trying to organise a world record orgy

(Blondecaz knew what I was doing from the start

) LOL!

**clears throat and puts SuBo wig on**

I know her so well.........

*empties bladder involuntarily and joins The Duke of Edingboroughs' ward*

Yep, that's the usual response to me singing

Dammit! Neither of us like watersports

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely a lurker here. Hi guys "waves"

Upgrade to the "poster package* ...it's free!

Does it come with a free novelty gift? xx

Yes of course! A stoopid grin on yer face ....so glad you can't see mine

Always have a stoopid grin on my face, life's to short to be miserable

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while..."

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

) to perve

Well done that woman!!!!

Hiya all you newbies and lurkers

Cover blown!

Just when I was about to stick the profile back on and undo filters

(gonna have to let the dust to settle for 24hrs now!)

Gotta get up early in the morning to slip one past me (fnar, fnar)

Can't quite work out how I can get one past you ....this is going to be a task

Your mission, Frock, should you choose to accept it is to not even go to bed to have any remote chance of getting one past Caz......this post will self-destruct in 5 seconds

da da, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada

ooooeeeeooo, oooeeeooo

Can't carry a tune in a bucket me, it's my only failing, along with my excessive modesty

Don't pick on a smartphone user who knows his to take a screenshot ....I now have evidence *pierces eyes*

What fucking use such evidence will be to me ...I haven't the foggiest

You may have taken a screenshot on your smartphone, but can you get it off said smartphone and into the public domain smartyknickers?????

**Rubs hands and cackles manically**"

Have some angry words with admin ....they let us email pictures ....oh, errrrmmm, yep pictures ....not text hmmmmmpppppphhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Newbies here, hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeelllllloooooooo everybody

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

Stick with us kid, you'll be shagging for England by Friday

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

Stick with us kid, you'll be shagging for England by Friday

Roy Hodgsons tactics?

Ten men in the box?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Newbies here, hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeelllllloooooooo everybody

You'll have to speak up ... feck it's busy in here

Hello

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

Stick with us kid, you'll be shagging for England by Friday

Roy Hodgsons tactics?

Ten men in the box?"

10 men in me box Mush? You offering to organise a gangbang????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Newbies here, hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeelllllloooooooo everybody

Hello

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I'm a bit of both

*hugs, gropes, licks pretzels/twiglets/purple ones up, bites tops of walnut whips, waves and runs off (ok walks quickly)

Cooo eeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a bit of both

*hugs, gropes, licks pretzels/twiglets/purple ones up, bites tops of walnut whips, waves and runs off (ok walks quickly)

Cooo eeeeeee

Nods and smiles in appreciation... now that's a mover and a shaker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

Stick with us kid, you'll be shagging for England by Friday

Roy Hodgsons tactics?

Ten men in the box?

10 men in me box Mush? You offering to organise a gangbang????

ffs... loses liquid from gob and my 'downstairs'

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

Stick with us kid, you'll be shagging for England by Friday

Roy Hodgsons tactics?

Ten men in the box?

10 men in me box Mush? You offering to organise a gangbang????

ffs... loses liquid from gob and my 'downstairs'

**passes jumbo Tena lady and smiles sympathetically**

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm a bit of both

*hugs, gropes, licks pretzels/twiglets/purple ones up, bites tops of walnut whips, waves and runs off (ok walks quickly)

Cooo eeeeeee

LOL! I wish you'd join in more often

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Nods and smiles in appreciation... now that's a mover and a shaker.

Did the earth shake for you when I sort of ran off too

And everything is still wobbling from that brisk walk out the lounge

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

Stick with us kid, you'll be shagging for England by Friday

Roy Hodgsons tactics?

Ten men in the box?

10 men in me box Mush? You offering to organise a gangbang????

Only if you're also not into watersports. I was frequently told i couldn't organise a piss up ......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

Stick with us kid, you'll be shagging for England by Friday

Roy Hodgsons tactics?

Ten men in the box?

10 men in me box Mush? You offering to organise a gangbang????

ffs... loses liquid from gob and my 'downstairs'

Shall I fetch the mop? or do we have any newbies with a very particular fetish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

Stick with us kid, you'll be shagging for England by Friday

Roy Hodgsons tactics?

Ten men in the box?

10 men in me box Mush? You offering to organise a gangbang????

ffs... loses liquid from gob and my 'downstairs'

**passes jumbo Tena lady and smiles sympathetically**

Shusssshhhh

mini pads are fine my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nods and smiles in appreciation... now that's a mover and a shaker.

Did the earth shake for you when I sort of ran off too

And everything is still wobbling from that brisk walk out the lounge

and I thought that was my eyes

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

LOL! I wish you'd join in more often

xx"

Frockster you smoothy you

No you arent getting the crumbs off me chin! Get ya own

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

Stick with us kid, you'll be shagging for England by Friday

Roy Hodgsons tactics?

Ten men in the box?

10 men in me box Mush? You offering to organise a gangbang????

Only if you're also not into watersports. I was frequently told i couldn't organise a piss up ......"

or a shag in a brothel?

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

and I thought that was my eyes

Nah just me flab

Now who wants hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another self-confessed lurker here!

Hoping you may be able to help me get a meet,I don't seem to be able to manage it

Part of the deal is ...you must meet the OP! Oh look, would you believe my luck ...I'm the OP

(Blondecaz so has me sussed!)

Well,I know you're not meeting but I thought maybe if I ignored everything you say I might stand a chance?A girl can but hope

You are a quick learner

So I've been told

I'm just composing my 'fancy a shag' message now.Please bear with me,it could take a while...

Don't forget to use text speak for maximum impact.

Oh Jesus,I forgot that rule...I'll re-write it.Wondered why my inbox is always empty...Thanks guys.I'm learning soooo much about Fab on one thread

Stick with us kid, you'll be shagging for England by Friday

Roy Hodgsons tactics?

Ten men in the box?

10 men in me box Mush? You offering to organise a gangbang????

ffs... loses liquid from gob and my 'downstairs'

Shall I fetch the mop? or do we have any newbies with a very particular fetish?

Requotes: mini pads are all that is required

PMSL (make that a medium

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

Well - there was a bloke in here moaning earlier that he'd been turned down for one - he might be up for it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

Well - there was a bloke in here moaning earlier that he'd been turned down for one - he might be up for it!

I wasn't half tempted...Such a charmer

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

Ooooh, oooh, pick me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

I'm too shallow to say "yes" ....so I'll say " if one insists"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and I thought that was my eyes

Nah just me flab

Now who wants hugs

Meeeeeeeeee

I'll have the hugs, Frock's will have the 'Huggies'

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

And I believe the correct translation to be....

fncy shg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

Well - there was a bloke in here moaning earlier that he'd been turned down for one - he might be up for it!

I will withhold my opinion on that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

And I believe the correct translation to be....

fncy shg?"

I think that's just triggered more than 'chemistry'

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

and I thought that was my eyes

Nah just me flab

Now who wants hugs

Meeeeeeeeee

I'll have the hugs, Frock's will have the 'Huggies'

Hugs Fia xx

Oops only got left over pampers, will they do?

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Not used pampers, I meant spare, not dirty left overs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

And I believe the correct translation to be....

fncy shg?

I think that's just triggered more than 'chemistry'

Shhhhhhh! Don't mention the 'C' word! Think he's gone to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

I'm too shallow to say "yes" ....so I'll say " if one insists"

And a swinger?Not meant to say no are ya?!

But feel free to so I can run off and start a thread about how someone didn't fall at my feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

and I thought that was my eyes

Nah just me flab

Now who wants hugs

Meeeeeeeeee

I'll have the hugs, Frock's will have the 'Huggies'

Don't they cost as much as a tenna these days?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

And I believe the correct translation to be....

fncy shg?

I think that's just triggered more than 'chemistry'

Grb ur cOt uv plld a tnaga

urs r myn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not used pampers, I meant spare, not dirty left overs

lol! between you n me, I don't think she'd notice right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

I'm too shallow to say "yes" ....so I'll say " if one insists"

And a swinger?Not meant to say no are ya?!

But feel free to so I can run off and start a thread about how someone didn't fall at my feet

Sorry ...we both fell at your feet ....no one will believe we are swingers now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

And I believe the correct translation to be....

fncy shg?

I think that's just triggered more than 'chemistry'

Grb ur cOt uv plld a tnaga

urs r myn?

Fwarrr (evn dat gt txt spk

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it too late to wave? mind I only have chocolate

no purple pants or foodstuffs between the boobs (yet)

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Not used pampers, I meant spare, not dirty left overs

lol! between you n me, I don't think she'd notice right now

Pmsl so it seems!

Oi frockster! You on the merry juice on a week night?? Whatever next? Tut

Fia, think you'll need to carry her out tonight, with a bucket, just in case x

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

And I believe the correct translation to be....

fncy shg?

I think that's just triggered more than 'chemistry'

Grb ur cOt uv plld a tnaga

urs r myn?

Fwarrr (evn dat gt txt spk

)

My head hurts and my ears are bleeding at trying to convert to text speak....I will retire gracefully back to my position as Chief Inspector Pedantic of the Grammar and Spelling (Anti Text Speak Section) Police...ty

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Is it too late to wave? mind I only have chocolate

no purple pants or foodstuffs between the boobs (yet)

Want a hand?

Oops sowwi, was meant to give a friendly hug/handshake x

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

And I believe the correct translation to be....

fncy shg?

I think that's just triggered more than 'chemistry'

Grb ur cOt uv plld a tnaga

urs r myn?

Fwarrr (evn dat gt txt spk

)

Here, have this on me. *.*

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Is it too late to wave? mind I only have chocolate

no purple pants or foodstuffs between the boobs (yet)

You've got chocolate???? I'm on my way...I'll pop in see AnytimeAde while I'm down your way, he owes me a bath of Guiness

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hello ...... I'm a........ .

liar ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it too late to wave? mind I only have chocolate

no purple pants or foodstuffs between the boobs (yet)

You and others are more than welcome

Purple pants and big purples (quality street) are a way of buying favours in here... a chocolate cock won't do no harm either

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well,if there's a gangbang being organised...It's an open invitation

I'm afraid I can't translate fancy a shag into text speak...I'm far too literate!

So here goes...

Who fancies a shag?

And I believe the correct translation to be....

fncy shg?

I think that's just triggered more than 'chemistry'

Grb ur cOt uv plld a tnaga

urs r myn?

Fwarrr (evn dat gt txt spk

)

Here, have this on me. *.*

Thanks Mush, I'll stick it in my box of apostrophes, colons and tildes

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Hello ...... I'm a........ .

liar ? "

You are too, you were s'posed to be changing your name and here you are, days later, still Granny Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh come on! At least one more newbie tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh come on! At least one more newbie tonight

I'll get my left boobie out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

good evening x

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

welcome x

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Oh come on! At least one more newbie tonight

I'll get my left boobie out

Come on newbies and lurkers, we only need half a dozen more posts to close the thread cos it's too big....here's my left boobie seeing as Frockles is gonna too

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

"Oh come on! At least one more newbie tonight

I'll get my left boobie out

I can pretend to be a newbie again

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"good evening x"

Hiya Phyllis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"good evening x

Hiya Phyllis

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

wow great thread in 2 hours

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"good evening x

Hiya Phyllis

Woohoo, I'm gonna get 175th post! Welcome to the forums - you may never leave xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"good evening x

Hiya Phyllis

Could always get my left knacker out

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