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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a problem - my friends list is getting a bit too hot!
Lately when I log in to fab I'm often not quite sure where to look and sometimes I have to just close my eyes and think of that guy in the tight police briefs who says he can suck better than any woman....
Anyone else have this problem? Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Hope you're all having a cracking Monday fabbers!
Much love
Nip x
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"I have a problem - my friends list is getting a bit too hot!
Lately when I log in to fab I'm often not quite sure where to look and sometimes I have to just close my eyes and think of that guy in the tight police briefs who says he can suck better than any woman....
Anyone else have this problem? Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Hope you're all having a cracking Monday fabbers!
Much love
Nip x
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Yes to be fair my friends list and hot list are starting to look remarkably similar.
I'm lucky to have so many hotties on both  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a problem - my friends list is getting a bit too hot!
Lately when I log in to fab I'm often not quite sure where to look and sometimes I have to just close my eyes and think of that guy in the tight police briefs who says he can suck better than any woman....
Anyone else have this problem? Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Hope you're all having a cracking Monday fabbers!
Much love
Nip x
Yes to be fair my friends list and hot list are starting to look remarkably similar.
I'm lucky to have so many hotties on both "
Yeah but if I add you it's just gonna make things worse....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be mates with you
We already are, silly! You're the problem not the solution.... "
Wait, did you mean mates in the David Attenborough nature documentary sense...? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be mates with you
We already are, silly! You're the problem not the solution....
Wait, did you mean mates in the David Attenborough nature documentary sense...? Xx"
You’re a bad man haha  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be mates with you
We already are, silly! You're the problem not the solution....
Wait, did you mean mates in the David Attenborough nature documentary sense...? Xx
You’re a bad man haha "
It's perfectly natural behaviour....
AND, you're not helping either when your pics pop up in my feed....!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be mates with you
We already are, silly! You're the problem not the solution....
Wait, did you mean mates in the David Attenborough nature documentary sense...? Xx
What do you think "
I'll take shagging if that's ok with you.... still waiting for that date...Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Nip x
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You're a big beautiful tease with a dildocorn, you never let me through the back door....  |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"I have a problem - my friends list is getting a bit too hot!
Lately when I log in to fab I'm often not quite sure where to look and sometimes I have to just close my eyes and think of that guy in the tight police briefs who says he can suck better than any woman....
Anyone else have this problem? Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Hope you're all having a cracking Monday fabbers!
Much love
Nip x
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Just sent you a request, should balance it out a bit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Nip x
You're a big beautiful tease with a dildocorn, you never let me through the back door.... "
You can come through my back door any day love!! But I'd prefer if you had a dildocorn on your head and came in head first  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My hotlist woefully outweighs my friends list.
Still beautiful people though "
There's some dead fifties around atm. I don't know how this is happening, they should by all rights be hairy hermits in leisure wear at the current time.....! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a problem - my friends list is getting a bit too hot!
Lately when I log in to fab I'm often not quite sure where to look and sometimes I have to just close my eyes and think of that guy in the tight police briefs who says he can suck better than any woman....
Anyone else have this problem? Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Hope you're all having a cracking Monday fabbers!
Much love
Nip x
Just sent you a request, should balance it out a bit "
Awww cheers matey  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My friends list is gorgeous and exclusive....
My hotlist is actually even more exclusive but less gorgeous
Like the sound of your friends list "
You should  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My friends list is gorgeous and exclusive....
My hotlist is actually even more exclusive but less gorgeous "
So you hotlist BAD ppl to keep tabs on them....? Omg you DO....!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Nip x
You're a big beautiful tease with a dildocorn, you never let me through the back door....
You can come through my back door any day love!! But I'd prefer if you had a dildocorn on your head and came in head first "
I keep knocking!
Can I try my new vibrating rhino african witchdoctor headmask for dp? (Hornyfaceemoji) |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"I have a problem - my friends list is getting a bit too hot!
Just sent you a request, should balance it out a bit
Awww cheers matey "
No worries bro who says straight dudes can't be friends  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a problem - my friends list is getting a bit too hot!
Lately when I log in to fab I'm often not quite sure where to look and sometimes I have to just close my eyes and think of that guy in the tight police briefs who says he can suck better than any woman....
Anyone else have this problem? Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Hope you're all having a cracking Monday fabbers!
Much love
Nip x
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I'll be your friend just add me to the ogre list  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a problem - my friends list is getting a bit too hot!
Just sent you a request, should balance it out a bit
Awww cheers matey
No worries bro who says straight dudes can't be friends "
I think it's great to have man buddies on here. The women have been at that shit for years and they're nailing us with all the background chats and gossip, innit....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a problem - my friends list is getting a bit too hot!
Lately when I log in to fab I'm often not quite sure where to look and sometimes I have to just close my eyes and think of that guy in the tight police briefs who says he can suck better than any woman....
Anyone else have this problem? Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Hope you're all having a cracking Monday fabbers!
Much love
Nip x
I'll be your friend just add me to the ogre list "
I'd love to, you're gorgeous....!
(I'm gonna need some proper uglies though coz all I'm adding atm is more fitties.... ) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My friends list is gorgeous and exclusive....
My hotlist is actually even more exclusive but less gorgeous
So you hotlist BAD ppl to keep tabs on them....? Omg you DO....!!!! "
But the gorgeous ones go in the friends list so don't complain  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My friends list is gorgeous and exclusive....
My hotlist is actually even more exclusive but less gorgeous
So you hotlist BAD ppl to keep tabs on them....? Omg you DO....!!!!
But the gorgeous ones go in the friends list so don't complain "
I'm still not sure if you're calling me a gorgeous BAD person....?  |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"I have a problem - my friends list is getting a bit too hot!
Just sent you a request, should balance it out a bit
Awww cheers matey
No worries bro who says straight dudes can't be friends
I think it's great to have man buddies on here. The women have been at that shit for years and they're nailing us with all the background chats and gossip, innit.... "
Couldn't agree more dude let's make a man bubble! Get more of us in it and have gossipy socials like they do  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My friends list is gorgeous and exclusive....
My hotlist is actually even more exclusive but less gorgeous
So you hotlist BAD ppl to keep tabs on them....? Omg you DO....!!!!
But the gorgeous ones go in the friends list so don't complain
I'm still not sure if you're calling me a gorgeous BAD person....? "
Would you be my friend if you weren't a little bad?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My friends list is gorgeous and exclusive....
My hotlist is actually even more exclusive but less gorgeous
So you hotlist BAD ppl to keep tabs on them....? Omg you DO....!!!!
But the gorgeous ones go in the friends list so don't complain
I'm still not sure if you're calling me a gorgeous BAD person....?
Would you be my friend if you weren't a little bad? "
Am I REALLY your friend though NSP...? You didn't even call earlier you pussy....!
Singing like MJ now, thanks for that earworm.... " Who's bad!" "Eeeeehhh heeeeeee!"  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My friends list is gorgeous and exclusive....
My hotlist is actually even more exclusive but less gorgeous
So you hotlist BAD ppl to keep tabs on them....? Omg you DO....!!!!
But the gorgeous ones go in the friends list so don't complain
I'm still not sure if you're calling me a gorgeous BAD person....?
Would you be my friend if you weren't a little bad?
Am I REALLY your friend though NSP...? You didn't even call earlier you pussy....!
Singing like MJ now, thanks for that earworm.... " Who's bad!" "Eeeeehhh heeeeeee!" "  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My friends list is gorgeous and exclusive....
My hotlist is actually even more exclusive but less gorgeous
So you hotlist BAD ppl to keep tabs on them....? Omg you DO....!!!!
But the gorgeous ones go in the friends list so don't complain
I'm still not sure if you're calling me a gorgeous BAD person....?
Would you be my friend if you weren't a little bad?
Am I REALLY your friend though NSP...? You didn't even call earlier you pussy....!
Singing like MJ now, thanks for that earworm.... " Who's bad!" "Eeeeehhh heeeeeee!" "
Fine! You're not a complete pussy, and you have a beautiful voice....  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My friends list is gorgeous and exclusive....
My hotlist is actually even more exclusive but less gorgeous
So you hotlist BAD ppl to keep tabs on them....? Omg you DO....!!!!
But the gorgeous ones go in the friends list so don't complain
I'm still not sure if you're calling me a gorgeous BAD person....?
Would you be my friend if you weren't a little bad?
Am I REALLY your friend though NSP...? You didn't even call earlier you pussy....!
Singing like MJ now, thanks for that earworm.... " Who's bad!" "Eeeeehhh heeeeeee!"
Fine! You're not a complete pussy, and you have a beautiful voice.... "
And now I'm just embarrassed. And I am a complete pussy. Just a stroppy one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My friends list is gorgeous and exclusive....
My hotlist is actually even more exclusive but less gorgeous
So you hotlist BAD ppl to keep tabs on them....? Omg you DO....!!!!
But the gorgeous ones go in the friends list so don't complain
I'm still not sure if you're calling me a gorgeous BAD person....?
Would you be my friend if you weren't a little bad?
Am I REALLY your friend though NSP...? You didn't even call earlier you pussy....!
Singing like MJ now, thanks for that earworm.... " Who's bad!" "Eeeeehhh heeeeeee!"
Fine! You're not a complete pussy, and you have a beautiful voice....
And now I'm just embarrassed. And I am a complete pussy. Just a stroppy one "
Haha don't be
I put on my best phone voice....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just culled my friends list .. there are now only two remaining on it
Well I need you on mine if you're that exclusive! "
Hang on ... weren't you asking for uglies?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just culled my friends list .. there are now only two remaining on it
Well I need you on mine if you're that exclusive!
Hang on ... weren't you asking for uglies? "
It was a sneaky scheming BAD trick, and it's working.... ....don't tell the others.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!"
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit.... "
Now you can call it hot then  |
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then "
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then "
Awe thanks, my fab world is complete now, not much more left to do except go unlos....!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me "
well played! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me "
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?  |
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....? "
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!!"
Wait is this some filthy sex act I don't wanna know about....?
(tell me) xx |
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!!"
You promised to tell no one about it!!! |
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!!
Wait is this some filthy sex act I don't wanna know about....?
(tell me) xx"
I wouldn't want to corrupt your poor innocent mind, plus I promised I wouldn't say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!!
Wait is this some filthy sex act I don't wanna know about....?
(tell me) xx
I wouldn't want to corrupt your poor innocent mind, plus I promised I wouldn't say "
SHOW me then....? I'll keep my eyes closed....  |
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!!
Wait is this some filthy sex act I don't wanna know about....?
(tell me) xx
I wouldn't want to corrupt your poor innocent mind, plus I promised I wouldn't say
SHOW me then....? I'll keep my eyes closed.... "
That's for FAB he has all the evidence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!!
Wait is this some filthy sex act I don't wanna know about....?
(tell me) xx
I wouldn't want to corrupt your poor innocent mind, plus I promised I wouldn't say
SHOW me then....? I'll keep my eyes closed....
That's for FAB he has all the evidence "
So it's a filthy threesome disgusting sex act....?  |
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!!
Wait is this some filthy sex act I don't wanna know about....?
(tell me) xx
I wouldn't want to corrupt your poor innocent mind, plus I promised I wouldn't say
SHOW me then....? I'll keep my eyes closed....
That's for FAB he has all the evidence
So it's a filthy threesome disgusting sex act....? "
Hush else everyone will know
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!!
Wait is this some filthy sex act I don't wanna know about....?
(tell me) xx
I wouldn't want to corrupt your poor innocent mind, plus I promised I wouldn't say
SHOW me then....? I'll keep my eyes closed....
That's for FAB he has all the evidence
So it's a filthy threesome disgusting sex act....?
Hush else everyone will know
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K boss lady Frida.....
(be gentle with my bumhole and please try not to bruise my nipple area) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need more hot friends.
You are ridiculously hot! I perv on your profile quite a bit....
Well thank you "
You have one of the prettiest fanny's I've ever seen but not seen....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think your friend list can ever be too hot
Jesus! You're a HOT couple, and not far away, how did you fly under my radar....? "
I've added you in case you want more hot friends  |
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!!
Wait is this some filthy sex act I don't wanna know about....?
(tell me) xx
I wouldn't want to corrupt your poor innocent mind, plus I promised I wouldn't say
SHOW me then....? I'll keep my eyes closed....
That's for FAB he has all the evidence
So it's a filthy threesome disgusting sex act....?
Hush else everyone will know
K boss lady Frida.....
(be gentle with my bumhole and please try not to bruise my nipple area)"
Can't promise anything but I'll do my best  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't think your friend list can ever be too hot
Jesus! You're a HOT couple, and not far away, how did you fly under my radar....?
I've added you in case you want more hot friends "
You're gorgeous! Nice to see Mrs has a beautiful face to match the hot bod....!  |
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"You can't call your friends list hot if I am not in it FFS!
I WANT you in it but I didn't want to look like I wanted you in it because I wanted to look all cool and shiz, innit....
Now you can call it hot then
Not sure he can that water looks a bit nippy to me
I can see his above average ball bag dangling still despite the temperature - cold can't spoil cool! Have you seen the friends video he has with the peacock feathers in his bumhole....?
Nope and I know I know the true meaning of peacocking on here !!!
Wait is this some filthy sex act I don't wanna know about....?
(tell me) xx
I wouldn't want to corrupt your poor innocent mind, plus I promised I wouldn't say
SHOW me then....? I'll keep my eyes closed....
That's for FAB he has all the evidence
So it's a filthy threesome disgusting sex act....?
Hush else everyone will know
K boss lady Frida.....
(be gentle with my bumhole and please try not to bruise my nipple area)
Can't promise anything but I'll do my best "
Hahaha, you're such a shit bestie....! So selfish....!  |
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"I don't think your friend list can ever be too hot
Jesus! You're a HOT couple, and not far away, how did you fly under my radar....?
I've added you in case you want more hot friends
You're gorgeous! Nice to see Mrs has a beautiful face to match the hot bod....! "
Awwww thanks  |
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" Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Nip x
You're a big beautiful tease with a dildocorn, you never let me through the back door....
You can come through my back door any day love!! But I'd prefer if you had a dildocorn on your head and came in head first
I keep knocking!
Can I try my new vibrating rhino african witchdoctor headmask for dp? (Hornyfaceemoji)"
Oh that sounds painful but I'll give it a go as long as you're gentle!!  |
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" Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Nip x
You're a big beautiful tease with a dildocorn, you never let me through the back door....
You can come through my back door any day love!! But I'd prefer if you had a dildocorn on your head and came in head first
I keep knocking!
Can I try my new vibrating rhino african witchdoctor headmask for dp? (Hornyfaceemoji)
Oh that sounds painful but I'll give it a go as long as you're gentle!! "
S'ok, don't out yourself out, I can just stare at your bumhole while you bake....  |
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" Any uglies wanna be mates to restore the natural pH balance of my profile....? Add me....
Nip x
You're a big beautiful tease with a dildocorn, you never let me through the back door....
You can come through my back door any day love!! But I'd prefer if you had a dildocorn on your head and came in head first
I keep knocking!
Can I try my new vibrating rhino african witchdoctor headmask for dp? (Hornyfaceemoji)
Oh that sounds painful but I'll give it a go as long as you're gentle!!
S'ok, don't out yourself out, I can just stare at your bumhole while you bake.... "
Don't put* yourself out...
Ffs my fingers always let me down when I'm typing to the gorgeous ones.....  |
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