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over a year ago
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"Waiting for the guy to come on this thread saying hes an expert and come on ladies try it you wont be dissappinted  "
Well with a picture like yours they will probably ask for your bum hole ahaha . Nice body mate ! |
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"As part of a consenting sexual encounter? Some of them, sure.
In the queue at Morrison's? Flat no."
Some don’t mind a surprise in the queue at Morrison’s. Especially if there’s a long wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As part of a consenting sexual encounter? Some of them, sure.
In the queue at Morrison's? Flat no.
Some don’t mind a surprise in the queue at Morrison’s. Especially if there’s a long wait "
Ages. The pesky one way system has really jammed up the self-checkout area |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As part of a consenting sexual encounter? Some of them, sure.
In the queue at Morrison's? Flat no.
Some don’t mind a surprise in the queue at Morrison’s. Especially if there’s a long wait
Ages. The pesky one way system has really jammed up the self-checkout area "
Im sure it passes the time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As part of a consenting sexual encounter? Some of them, sure.
In the queue at Morrison's? Flat no.
Some don’t mind a surprise in the queue at Morrison’s. Especially if there’s a long wait
Ages. The pesky one way system has really jammed up the self-checkout area
Im sure it passes the time! "
Expect a tut from the OAPs mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As part of a consenting sexual encounter? Some of them, sure.
In the queue at Morrison's? Flat no.
Some don’t mind a surprise in the queue at Morrison’s. Especially if there’s a long wait "
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over a year ago
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"A woman’s butt hole is like a nine volt battery. Sooner or later you’re going to put your tongue on it. "
How about lick it and then put the 9V battery on it? |
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"As part of a consenting sexual encounter? Some of them, sure.
In the queue at Morrison's? Flat no.
Some don’t mind a surprise in the queue at Morrison’s. Especially if there’s a long wait
Ages. The pesky one way system has really jammed up the self-checkout area
Im sure it passes the time!
Expect a tut from the OAPs mind. "
But that has to be a 2m tongue to keep socially distant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As part of a consenting sexual encounter? Some of them, sure.
In the queue at Morrison's? Flat no.
Some don’t mind a surprise in the queue at Morrison’s. Especially if there’s a long wait
Ages. The pesky one way system has really jammed up the self-checkout area
Im sure it passes the time! "
But how do you maintain social distance? Answers on a postcard please ... |
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"Nothing better than a restrain lady spread her chicks and lick her bum hole !!!
spread her chicks??? is she a poultry farmer??"
I think she shops at Waitrose. |
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"Does anyone want anything from Morrisons?
Don't forget your bag for life Jim...! 
I never rim without one."
So you just bunch the bag around your tongue and rustle your way around or do you make a hole through and risk everything for the pleasure....? |
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"Does anyone want anything from Morrisons?
Don't forget your bag for life Jim...!
I never rim without one.
So you just bunch the bag around your tongue and rustle your way around or do you make a hole through and risk everything for the pleasure....? "
I'm all about the holes. |
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"Waiting for the guy to come on this thread saying hes an expert and come on ladies try it you wont be dissappinted "
Because he can breathe through his ears????  |
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