Guy in a car crash had his knob cut off. Doctor gave him the bad news then explained that as luck would have it he was in what is the leading hospital for penile transplants.
Sadly though it’s not covered on the NHS. More good news though as the accident wasn’t his fault he’s inline for a 20k compensation payment.
What are the prices ? He asked. 5k for small, 10k for medium, 20k for large and meaty.
“I can’t make a financial decision like that without talking to my wife”. Later the doctor asked “have you discussed it with your wife”?
“Yes” he replied - “we’re going for a new kitchen” |
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