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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With lockdown, and the self depreciating pitiful single male population on Fab , extra nefarious activities have been on the decline.
With this in mind, how much longer do you think you can last before your vacuum cleaner starts looking attractive? My Dyson has a lovely curved rear, and those purple ?? highlights. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely toys are easier and safer  "
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades |
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Henry has been winking at me for weeks but hes not got getting my D and that's final 
You say that now! Give it a few more weeks and it'll be your new best friend  "
Nope lol I hate to be judgemental but his nose is just too big for my liking |
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades
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Poor guy....I hope they sewed it back on |
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"Henry has been winking at me for weeks but hes not got getting my D and that's final
You say that now! Give it a few more weeks and it'll be your new best friend
Nope lol I hate to be judgemental but his nose is just too big for my liking "
Deal breaker...other vacuums are readily available  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades
Poor guy....I hope they sewed it back on "
I cant remember
There was also a guy in a pool that was swimming past a suction cleaning thingy ( the technical name obviously)
That ' accidentally ' got his bits stuck in it 
He suffered bad consequences.
Stick to soft fruit and your hand guys - its safer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Henry has been winking at me for weeks but hes not got getting my D and that's final
You say that now! Give it a few more weeks and it'll be your new best friend
Nope lol I hate to be judgemental but his nose is just too big for my liking
Deal breaker...other vacuums are readily available "
George seems a bit too rough for me and his European cousin Vax has too much baggage. I'll stick with old Henry, hes the best anyway when it's really dirty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not male - but Im worried about some of the choices I'm going to make soon
Do not succumb... stay strong lady, stay strong!
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It's difficult.
I'm starting to find the voice over on ' Dress to Impress ' really sexy
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades
Poor guy....I hope they sewed it back on
I cant remember
There was also a guy in a pool that was swimming past a suction cleaning thingy ( the technical name obviously)
That ' accidentally ' got his bits stuck in it
He suffered bad consequences.
Stick to soft fruit and your hand guys - its safer "
Oh and don't piss off the Mrs. Do you remember the Bobbits?...think that was the name. Anyway she cut his cock off. He was lucky really they sewed it back on...it was still fuctioning
If I had a dick I don't think I'd take any chances |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades
Poor guy....I hope they sewed it back on
I cant remember
There was also a guy in a pool that was swimming past a suction cleaning thingy ( the technical name obviously)
That ' accidentally ' got his bits stuck in it
He suffered bad consequences.
Stick to soft fruit and your hand guys - its safer
Oh and don't piss off the Mrs. Do you remember the Bobbits?...think that was the name. Anyway she cut his cock off. He was lucky really they sewed it back on...it was still fuctioning
If I had a dick I don't think I'd take any chances "
can have dick instead anabelle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not male - but Im worried about some of the choices I'm going to make soon
Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine....you just do what you need to. "
Oh you should be careful.
If I ever have sex again - I pity that person  |
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades
Poor guy....I hope they sewed it back on
I cant remember
There was also a guy in a pool that was swimming past a suction cleaning thingy ( the technical name obviously)
That ' accidentally ' got his bits stuck in it
He suffered bad consequences.
Stick to soft fruit and your hand guys - its safer "
Apple pie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not male - but Im worried about some of the choices I'm going to make soon
Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine....you just do what you need to.
Oh you should be careful.
If I ever have sex again - I pity that person "
Pity is the reaction I usually generate, plus some disappointment and anger.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a pint and a wank. You'll be fine...
This^
Lockdown made me reorder my priorities and I'm pleased to say that fanny isn't at the top now....  "
I’m Interested to know what is?? |
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades
Poor guy....I hope they sewed it back on
I cant remember
There was also a guy in a pool that was swimming past a suction cleaning thingy ( the technical name obviously)
That ' accidentally ' got his bits stuck in it
He suffered bad consequences.
Stick to soft fruit and your hand guys - its safer
Apple pie?"
I made some apple roses if that will suffice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a pint and a wank. You'll be fine...
This^
Lockdown made me reorder my priorities and I'm pleased to say that fanny isn't at the top now....
I’m Interested to know what is??"
Top priority hasnt changed for almost eleven years anyway - I wrote a thread about her this morning  . Sex however is slipping further down as I'm just realising how fortunate I am and enjoying stuff like just being able to breathe and enjoy nature on a sunny day like today.... Connecting with ppl is still pretty high on the list however and great sex may follow from that naturally, who knows....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a pint and a wank. You'll be fine...
This^
Lockdown made me reorder my priorities and I'm pleased to say that fanny isn't at the top now....
I’m Interested to know what is??
Top priority hasnt changed for almost eleven years anyway - I wrote a thread about her this morning . Sex however is slipping further down as I'm just realising how fortunate I am and enjoying stuff like just being able to breathe and enjoy nature on a sunny day like today.... Connecting with ppl is still pretty high on the list however and great sex may follow from that naturally, who knows.... "
Awww I love that outlook... ‘just being able to breathe!’
I think i’ll keep an eye on your posts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades
Poor guy....I hope they sewed it back on
I cant remember
There was also a guy in a pool that was swimming past a suction cleaning thingy ( the technical name obviously)
That ' accidentally ' got his bits stuck in it
He suffered bad consequences.
Stick to soft fruit and your hand guys - its safer
Apple pie?
I made some apple roses if that will suffice!"
Were they nice to eat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a pint and a wank. You'll be fine...
This^
Lockdown made me reorder my priorities and I'm pleased to say that fanny isn't at the top now....
I’m Interested to know what is??
Top priority hasnt changed for almost eleven years anyway - I wrote a thread about her this morning . Sex however is slipping further down as I'm just realising how fortunate I am and enjoying stuff like just being able to breathe and enjoy nature on a sunny day like today.... Connecting with ppl is still pretty high on the list however and great sex may follow from that naturally, who knows....
Awww I love that outlook... ‘just being able to breathe!’
I think i’ll keep an eye on your posts "
I was pretty ill earlier in the year and breathing was actually a luxury. I'm back at 95% now but it makes a person think a little deeper about what all this lockdown has been for I guess....
Haha, good, I'm running out of stalkers, I will expect a comment on every thread from now on....   |
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades
Poor guy....I hope they sewed it back on
I cant remember
There was also a guy in a pool that was swimming past a suction cleaning thingy ( the technical name obviously)
That ' accidentally ' got his bits stuck in it
He suffered bad consequences.
Stick to soft fruit and your hand guys - its safer
Apple pie?
I made some apple roses if that will suffice!
Were they nice to eat?"
Yes, and the product placement was perfect as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a pint and a wank. You'll be fine...
This^
Lockdown made me reorder my priorities and I'm pleased to say that fanny isn't at the top now....
I’m Interested to know what is??
Top priority hasnt changed for almost eleven years anyway - I wrote a thread about her this morning . Sex however is slipping further down as I'm just realising how fortunate I am and enjoying stuff like just being able to breathe and enjoy nature on a sunny day like today.... Connecting with ppl is still pretty high on the list however and great sex may follow from that naturally, who knows....
Awww I love that outlook... ‘just being able to breathe!’
I think i’ll keep an eye on your posts
I was pretty ill earlier in the year and breathing was actually a luxury. I'm back at 95% now but it makes a person think a little deeper about what all this lockdown has been for I guess....
Haha, good, I'm running out of stalkers, I will expect a comment on every thread from now on.... "
Glad to hear you’re on the up Nippy!
Not sure about every thread but I shall try my bestest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades
Poor guy....I hope they sewed it back on
I cant remember
There was also a guy in a pool that was swimming past a suction cleaning thingy ( the technical name obviously)
That ' accidentally ' got his bits stuck in it
He suffered bad consequences.
Stick to soft fruit and your hand guys - its safer
Apple pie?
I made some apple roses if that will suffice!
Were they nice to eat?
Yes, and the product placement was perfect as well! "
That is sometimes the most important bit dontcha know |
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"Surely toys are easier and safer
I saw a a programme years ago where men had put their bits into various machinery etc .. one man had his willy chopped off with an old style hand held hoover with metal blades
Poor guy....I hope they sewed it back on
I cant remember
There was also a guy in a pool that was swimming past a suction cleaning thingy ( the technical name obviously)
That ' accidentally ' got his bits stuck in it
He suffered bad consequences.
Stick to soft fruit and your hand guys - its safer
Apple pie?
I made some apple roses if that will suffice!
Were they nice to eat?
Yes, and the product placement was perfect as well!
That is sometimes the most important bit dontcha know "
Are we still talking about food here? I'm not sure if im getting horney or hungry now! |
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